I know the car's name is Li'l Bandit. Is it a variation on that?

No.

It's EX CON.

Where's Dr. Colossus's hideout?

Death Mountain.

'Ok Colossus you're free to go... but stay away from death mountain!'

'Ohhhhh but all my stuff is there.'

What are Otto's sole possessions?

Nudie mags and mustard.

Otto: "Woah, I had mustard?"

Hmmmmm, I will give you partial credit.

Actually Psycho Mags whatever they are.

Otto: 'Hey landlord, some clown changed my lock and nailed this eviction notice up on my door.'

Landlord: 'Yeah I did'

Otto: 'Why!'

Landlord: 'Cause you didn't pay your rent!'

Otto: 'What about all my stuff!'

Landlord: 'All I found in there were a couple of old Psycho magazines and a jar of mustard.'

Otto: 'I had MUSTARD!'

I knew he had mustard, but I couldn't quite remember what kind of magazines he had. Ok, here's the question!!

What country is Bart in the Springfield Elementary model U.N.?

Libya.

Who actually answered one of Bart's prank calls to Moe's?

Cycle mags, I believe. :D

As for the question at hand, is it Hugh Jass? Or was it a different call you had in mind?

Hugh Jass is correct.

Woo hoo! I mean, splendid. :D

What are the ingredients of Homer's patented, out-of-this-world Moon Waffles?

Quick aside:
I went to Simpsons' trivia in a bar here in Philly last night. While a few of these questions were included and thus I got them right, the vast majority were EXTREMELY difficult. My group came in the bottom 5. One group was 55/55 going into the final round. Another group did so poorly that a team who left after the second round STILL beat them. I wish I'd had you all there supporting me.

Anyway, back to RedCometChar's question!

Hmmmmm...

Definitely: Waffle batter, caramels, maple syrup wrapped around a stick of butter with a toothpick through it...

There might be more in them, but definitely those...

Homer uses Liquid Smoke rather than maple syrup, but like all great recipes, there's room for the chef's personal interpretation. Next 'un!

Ok...

What is Kent Brockman's real name?

Kent Brockelstein?

I think it's actually Kenny Brockelstein, but I fully support Derwood's answer.

Yeah, you're right. Ok, my turn I guess.

alright, an easy one:

What performer does Mr. Burns kidnap and have sing for Marge in the episode when he's in love with her.

None other than Tom Jones.

Whose mansion does Homer buy in the 'Behind the Laughter' episode?

M.C. Hammer's.

He knocks out one of the Ms and smashes the A into an O. Homertime!

What is the name of Mr. Burns' boat?

Gone Fission

When Marge tells Homer to set up her sister Selma with a date, who does he set her up with?

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon?

edit: She rejected him because she already had a long enough surname, or am I drunk and thinking of something completely different?

That happens later, I think. "I'm already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. That's bad enough without putting Nahasapeemapetilon in there."

Is it Barney?

haha barney

Nope and nope. I'll add to my question. Homer tries to set Selma up but the guy he tries to set her up with, end up falling for Patty.

Pretty sure you're looking for Principal Skinner.

Seems like the Bouvier Sisters get around an awful lot.

I'm... going to go vomit now...

Homer does try to set Selma up with Barney after Skinner falls for Patty. At the end of the episode, after Patty rejects Skinner, she goes to find Selma, who is at the bar with Barney hating life...

You're right, I just remembered, although Kostya's response means I was not totally off-base...

Okay so my question?

What's the name of the soap opera character that Moe plays after getting plastic surgery?

dr. tad winslow

yep.

In "homer loves flander", what does homer speak to thinking it is god, where is it, and how did it get there.

It's a waffle that Bart threw up there.

Lord, I know I should not eat Thee....mmm..sacrilicious.

Best line ever.

I'm going to be gone all day tomorrow, so here is question with spoiler.

Who is the only character on the Simpsons to be depicted with five fingers?

Spoiler: It was God.

I'm gonna say God. Dunno why. Just a guess. hehe. Who killed Snowball I?

Burns?

Homer, when he ran over her.

A relative of Mayor Quimby whose name I can't remember...

I'll give you credit.

" Lisa: Bart, please. Don't you remember that Snowball 1 died four years ago tonight? Run over by the Mayor's beer-swilling brother, Clovis."

--Treehouse of Horror 3 ("Dial 'Z' for Zombies", section)

Who is Chief Wiggam's favourite athlete?

Edit: If you want a clue, the Chief would kiss this person.