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Shampoo first, then neck down. | 91 | 67.41% | |
Neck down, then shampoo. | 36 | 26.67% | |
Shampoo first, then feet up. | 3 | 2.22% | |
Feet up, then shampoo. | 5 | 3.70% | |
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05-24-2005, 05:41 AM | #42 (permalink) |
Unencapsulated
Location: Kittyville
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I soap all the body parts - ears last -, rinse, use first kind of face soap and rinse, shampoo and rinse, conditioner and rinse, and then second kind of face soap.
If it's a shaving day, I do that while the conditioner's in. I usually only brush teeth during the shower on weekends, cause during the week I eat breakfast after my shower and I prefer to brush after eating.
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05-24-2005, 07:06 AM | #44 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: The Hammer
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1. Pre soak entire body & head
2. Shampoo hair 3. Wash Face 4. Rinse 5. Condition Hair 6. Wash Arms, Chest and "Naughty Bits". 7. Wash legs, ass and feet. 8. Wash naughty bits again, just 'cause you might get lucky later 9. Rinse, starting from head to toe 10. Shave (Face and Naughty Bits) So I voted a slighlty modified #1. |
05-24-2005, 09:41 AM | #46 (permalink) |
Junkie
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I almost always bush my teeth in the shower. Also, I've finally realized that I only need to use shampoo every other or every third day. My routine is:
Rinse off Apply shampoo Brush teeth Rinse shampoo Apply Cond Wash neck down Rinse I've made efforts to minimize my shower times. I live in Phx and it's a desert. People need to act like that and take fast showers. I can now wake up and be out the door in less than 15 minutes (10 if I REALLY hurry). I could shave a minute off that if I started gathering my stuff together and setting out my clothes for the day the night before. It's come out of necessity. I just can't wake up. |
05-24-2005, 10:21 AM | #47 (permalink) |
Insane
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Where does the masturbation come into it?
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05-24-2005, 10:46 AM | #49 (permalink) |
Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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More or less I follow this order if I'm doing everything (I take four kinds of showers as I don't always wash my hair or shave):
Shampoo/pee (I'm glad you do it too, Shani) Put in conditioner Wash from neck down Shave Rinse conditioner Wash conditioner residue off of neck/ears Brush teeth Wash face Then I get out, dry off, slather myself in body cream, and bundle myself up in a bathrobe and lay around for 10 minutes or so. Very nice. Oh, and I usually accomplish all of this in less than 10 minutes. I try to keep my showers as short as possible to conserve water.
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05-24-2005, 12:08 PM | #50 (permalink) |
Addict
Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states
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#1
Wet down, stand in heat (I agree that this can take some time). shampoo rinse Condition, leave in optional tinkle time (glad I'm not the only gal doing this) wash the bod, feet last. rinse conditioner and the rest o' me shave pits, legs and bikini (if necc- in the wintertime F*@% it) wash face/rinse stand in hot water stand stand (occasionally sit) stand... ........... this is where the massage head may come into play
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05-26-2005, 12:08 AM | #51 (permalink) |
zomgomgomgomgomgomg
Location: Fauxenix, Azerona
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1. Shampoo Hair
2. Put conditioner in Hair 3. Soap up loofa for torso wash if available, if not, soap right hand and use it to wash chest, left arm, left side and front, and then soap left hand to wash right arm and as much of back as I can reach. Stand under water so it is rinsed as it is soaped. 4. Rinse out conditioner 5. Soap legs, and rinse them all at once. If under durress, I can go from entering bathroom in boxers to exiting dry and dressed in under 5 minutes. Usually I add in about 10 or 15 minutes of standing under the water, which, by the way, should be so hot that you have to stand still and let the base of my skull get used to it, and have it feel burny if i move from letting it hit the one spot that is used to it. All of the above is null and void if the girlfriend is with me...then it is more of a battle of the wits to see who can control the water the longest and at the times they need it for soaping and rinsing, with bonus points for flicking icy cold water that has puddles in shampoo bottles and such on the other participant. She is usually the victor. Both of us showering takes about three times as long as one-after-the-other, and we probably get less clean.
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05-26-2005, 11:05 AM | #55 (permalink) |
strangelove
Location: ...more here than there...
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female, if that matters ...
usually shampoo first, then start shaving. sometimes the other way around. then, i go from the top down. makes no sense to go from the bottom up? sometimes i'll put in conditioner, trying to get in that habit, since my hair's terribly crunchy. (ps) yes, i sometimes pee in the shower
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05-26-2005, 11:08 AM | #56 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: K-W. Err... -dot.
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Top to bottom. Except sometimes the shampoo will come at the end, because I forgot it at the beginning.
When I had the long hair there was a method to it. Shampoo, conditioner, leave the conditioner in while I do the rest (from top to bottom, natch), rinse the hair, and no repeat.
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05-27-2005, 02:34 AM | #59 (permalink) |
Insane
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I stand under the shower until I don't feel like I've died (5 minutes for every hour under 10 I've slept that night)
I quickly soap myself up, catching all the major areas of the body in a sheet of lather while spinning under the jet, and after I put the soap down I wash my hair. Then I get some soap on my fingers and clean out my waxtastic ears. |
05-28-2005, 05:29 AM | #65 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: Front room, first on the left, Sydney
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All you folks going nuts about shampoo, are, well, nuts!
Life is so much easier when you shave your head. I reckon I'd save at least 30mins a week just by having a nude-noggin. Pure soap, top to bottom and beyond, as often as I can remember...
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05-30-2005, 03:35 PM | #68 (permalink) | |
More anal, less shenanigans
Location: Always lurking
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