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Wet down, stand in heat (I agree that this can take some time).
shampoo
rinse
Condition, leave in
optional tinkle time (glad I'm not the only gal doing this)
wash the bod, feet last.
rinse conditioner and the rest o' me
shave pits, legs and bikini (if necc- in the wintertime F*@% it)
wash face/rinse
stand in hot water
stand
stand
(occasionally sit)
stand...
...........
this is where the massage head may come into play