Jinn

As my first post on the TFP forums, I figured nothing could be better at getting to know people than to ask.. "You're naked, now what?"

I was specifically prompted by this post regarding peeing in the shower.

Now then.. I figure there are only four orders you can shower in.. and my idle curiousity wonders what is the most popular?

(1) Shampoo first, then neck down.
(2) Neck down, then shampoo.
(3) Shampoo first, then feet up.
(4) Feet up, then shampoo.

I'm personally (4), as I hate having shampoo in and around my eyes during the course of the shower.



-JiNN

EDIT: It seems my poll code didn't work, manual style it is.

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ShaniFaye

Shampoo
(if i pee this is normally the time )
Put conditioner in
soap up arms, torso, legs...shave under arms
soap up face
rinse conditioner
rinse soap from everywhere

so guess that kinda makes me a 1?

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Coppertop

#2

Always have been.

Disk_Pusher

#1, but sub conditioner for shampoo.

My patern is - get nekid, shampoo, conditioner, everything else, rinse.

cellophanedeity

1. Hair soaked through
2. Soap boobs and belly
3. Shampoo
4. Neck and arms
5. Pelvis and lower
6. Conditioner

I jump all over the place when washing.

World's King

Shampoo
Brush teeth
Wash body
Wash face



I can't be the only one that brushes their teeth in the shower.

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ngdawg

Wash face then down, rinse, shave, shampoo last. So, no there's more than 4 ways.
King: brush teeth???

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edmos1

Mostly 1, but I throw shave at the end. I am curious about the brushing teeth, cuz I do not like rinsing with hot water

ObieX

All of the above. Sometimes this, sometimes that. Generally, its a good time.

I dont brush in the shower, but i usually give my mouth a good rinse. *shrugs*

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FngKestrel

#2 Otherwise I miss stuff if I shampoo first.

tecoyah

Shampoo (leave in till end)
Face arms chest lower and feet
used to shave at this point(no longer needed)
rinse....condition on occasion
stand and enjoy the heat

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stonegrody

#2

Get nekkid
Water down
Scrub my face/rinse
2 in1 shampoo/conditioner
Clean my ears
Rinse shampoo/conditioner
Wash my body with poofie thing (Top to bottom)
Rinse
Dry

I used to brush my teeth in the shower if I was in a hurry.

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ratbastid

A variation on #1.

Shampoo, rinse, don't repeat.
Conditioner.
Soap, then rinse.
Rinse conditioner.
Shave.

ngdawg

Oops!!!! I forgot that part and it's the longest one!( do it beginning and end)

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raeanna74

Shampoo always comes first and soaping up from the neck down comes last but there's a lot more inbetween for me.
I shampoo first so that I can use a conditioner and let it set for a few minutes while I do everything else. Then I'll usually shave armpits, legs and if it's the right day pubes. Then I'll soap down and rinse from the neck down. I never wash feet first as they tend to be the dirtiest - especially in the summer cause I love to go barefoot or in sandels. I'm not washing that dirt and then washing my pubes.

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xxSquirtxx

1) Wash my face first
2) Put conditioner on my hair from the neck down.
3) Shampoo the top of my head
4) Rinse; put more conditioner on all of hair
5) Wash rest of body
6) Rinse hair

stevie667

Number one.

Rinse, shampoo, condition, lather, rinse, clean conditioner, standing around a bit while i completly forget what i'm meant to be doing elsewhere and then a hasty retreat to the towel.


If it's after a workout, i don't shampoo, but give the body parts i've just a long spray with the shower to make them feel all toasty and nice.

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MSD

Nope, I do the same thing. You can really do a better job when you're not worrying about splashing toothpaste everywhere and having it run down your chin.

It's called a loofah.

Sweetpea

Guilty. Shower teeth brusher . . .

brush teeth
shampoo
wash everything else


In the mornings, It's just better to brush you're teeth in the shower . . . i don't know why . . . it is an enigma to me

Sweetpea

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Demeter

*plays with shower massage & forgets everything else*

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KinkyKiwi

1. ....and i second the above comment about the shower head...

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Martian

I don't have a specific order. Sometimes I shampoo first, sometimes I soap up first. I do go neck down though, it just makes more sense to me.

Meditrina

I wash hair first
put conditioner in
wash face
rinse conditioner out
wash body from neck down, lingering in the middle, and finishing with my feet.

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KellyC

Shampoo first, then wash face, then work my way down from the neck.

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THGL

For me it's face first, then down, then shampoo last.
My wife shampoos first (followed by conditioner) then works her way down as the conditioner is doing its thing.

slant eyes

i also have a variation on #1

1) brush my teeth at sink
2) get nekkid
3) water down and enjoy heat
4) still enjoying heat
5) shampoo leave in
6) soap entire body
7) rinse everything
8) conditioner
9) soap armpits and where the sun don't shine
10) rinse armpits and where the sun don't shine
11) soap armpits and where the sun don't shine again
12) clean ears
13) wash face
14) rinse everything

i recently shaved my head, so the conditioning part is now gone as there is no hair to condition anymore

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ngdawg

I notice the majority use a conditioner on their hair....(gave those up about 6-7 years ago and found it isn't necessary), but not a lot shave in the shower, which kind of surprised me.

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xxSquirtxx

Yikes...my hair is too long to go without. I'd never get a comb through if I didn't use conditioner.

SecretMethod70

I added a poll which people can now use.

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martinguerre

1. i seem to think that it's the way my dad taught me back in the day...i wonder how much of these little things we pick up like that.

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onodrim

1. Wash my face
2. Shampoo
3. Conditioner
4. Wash body

I voted shampoo first and then neck down as it's the closest option. I have to shampoo and stuff first because I feel like if I wash my body first, then my dirty hair is still dripping on my now clean body and making cleaning my body useless.

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amonkie

Same here, Ono

Stand under HOT water
Wet/Shampoo Hair
Shoulders down (mmm Bubbles)
Rinse then Conditioner
Stand under water
Rinse Conditioner
Face/shaving as needed
Stand under water


I'm pretty quick too... usually in and out in less than 10 minutes ... compared to my sister's 40

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Sugar&Spice

Stand under water for a long time to warm up
Shampoo Hair
Add conditioner
Wash face
Wash armpits/shave them
Wash everthing else
Shave legs
Rinse conditioner out
Wash body with good smelling body wash and rinse

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StormBerlin

My routine is as follows: I shampoo, rinse, apply conditioner and leave it there while I soap up my legs and bikini area, then I shave my legs and bikini area and underarms. Then I rinse out the conditioner. It works well for me

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World's King

For everyone that brushes their teeth in the shower (sweetpea mainly)... You are welcome to shower with me any time.

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Hardknock

Always been a #2

cyclone

#2 always, and gotta love standing in the heat! <3

Daniel_

Wake up.

If daughter is staying (50% here, 50% at her mother) put on shorts.
Walk to bathroom.
Turn on shower to warm up.
Brush teeth.
Have a dump if required.
Get into shower.
Wash chest & arms.
Wet hair and face.
Wash "naughty bits", legs, feet.
Wash hair (can't afford real poo, so have to use sham-poo)
Apply shave lotion.
Wash back.
Enjoy hot water on back of nneck.
Shave (Mach 3, face only)
Wash face.
Hit shower off switch.
Stand under water until it stops.
Drain for a few seconds
Get out.
Wrap in towel & robe.
Put glasses back on.
Walk 3 steps.
Remove glasses.
Demist glasses.
Put glasses back on.
Go get coffee.

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Wingnut

No 1 and then also rinse my mouth last

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little_tippler

Shampoo
Conditioner
wash from neck down
shave as necessary
wash face
brush teeth (I'm with you King )
rinse conditioner
general rinse
end of shower!

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