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Wake up.
If daughter is staying (50% here, 50% at her mother) put on shorts.
Walk to bathroom.
Turn on shower to warm up.
Brush teeth.
Have a dump if required.
Get into shower.
Wash chest & arms.
Wet hair and face.
Wash "naughty bits", legs, feet.
Wash hair (can't afford real poo, so have to use sham-poo)
Apply shave lotion.
Wash back.
Enjoy hot water on back of nneck.
Shave (Mach 3, face only)
Wash face.
Hit shower off switch.
Stand under water until it stops.
Drain for a few seconds
Get out.
Wrap in towel & robe.
Put glasses back on.
Walk 3 steps.
Remove glasses.
Demist glasses.
Put glasses back on.
Go get coffee.
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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