10-05-2003, 07:54 PM | #81 (permalink) |
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Location: Iowa...sometimes
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Ive heard that if you don't panic/struggle, drowning can be one of the more painless/easiest ways to die. (salt water is more painfull)
The worst would be an Alien eat its way out of your chest. It would be worst if you actually knew that the thing was in you (i.e. alien3)
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10-06-2003, 04:27 PM | #85 (permalink) |
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Location: Canada
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I haven't read every post. So if this is already posted then sorry.
I wouldn't say this is the worst way to die...But it would be very bad. Somebody puts one bullet in a revolver and plays russian roulette. You are blindfolded so you cannot see and this man puts the gun to your head and pulls the trigger until he has opened the side of your head. You would be instantly dead, But it would be the clicking of the empty chamber that would be so horrifying.
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10-07-2003, 07:38 AM | #86 (permalink) | |
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Location: Michigan
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I think that alone would have to be the worst.
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10-07-2003, 08:00 AM | #87 (permalink) |
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Crucifiction would be the worst. Being nailed by the hands and feet, eventually ure chest caves in (as there is nothing to support ure trunk) and crushes your lungs, you die of asfixiation, lets not forget the loss of bowel control. This happens over a few days.
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10-07-2003, 03:09 PM | #88 (permalink) | |
It's All About The Ass!!
Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
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Asta!!
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10-07-2003, 07:22 PM | #89 (permalink) |
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Having only until the end of the year to live, and your only wish being to play half-life 2 once before you go, but then you find out it'll be delayed until April!!!
That, or being crucified under ground in a vat of boiling liquid while aliens chew at your toes and molasses is slowly drained into your mouth. Salt also drains into your eyes and little speakers are plugged into your ears playing really screechy piercing noises. Also, a Russian pimp is breaking your knuckles one by one and telling jokes about your mom to the Spanish Inquisitors who are slowly sliding a scalding hot iron spike into your genital region. Don't forget that there is a gash on the top of your head where a bunch of maggots were deposited, and you can feel them squirming around and actually touching your brains, and after a little while you realize they start coming out of your nose. Any other part of your body that is thus far unaffected has the skin slowly peeled and/or grated off by an old baker and subsequently turned into that weird wax stuff in lava lamps. The lamps are then sold to your mortal enemies as trophy pieces. That might suck. |
10-08-2003, 06:42 PM | #94 (permalink) | |
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Location: Iowa...sometimes
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10-09-2003, 06:06 AM | #96 (permalink) | |
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I'd have to say getting skinned or eaten alive. |
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10-09-2003, 05:09 PM | #97 (permalink) |
Banned
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I say that watching My parents have sex would be about the worst thing in the world. being forced to watch it until I begged for death would be the ultimate torture. Although it wouldn't take long for me to start begging for death.
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10-10-2003, 06:31 AM | #98 (permalink) |
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Location: Reichstag
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way to many to choose from...just about all of them that are slow kinda suck
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10-10-2003, 06:17 PM | #102 (permalink) |
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Getting squished- like if an anvil was dropped on you. Being eaten alive by a shark. Drowning. Being trapped under ice. Dismemberment. Suffocating. Meat grinder. Burning alive. Some of those old Spanish Inquisition like tortore devices look pretty scary, too. Oh! Having your skin melted away by acid. That would suck, too.
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10-10-2003, 09:11 PM | #103 (permalink) |
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Location: In the twilight and mist.
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my vote is most definately for burning alive....
or mebbe being buried alive would be worse, I dunno and I hope to not experience either
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10-11-2003, 12:49 AM | #104 (permalink) |
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Location: India
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in no specific order
buried alive(the shining i think the movie was) iron maiden boiled burning(very common death in movies) the rack(arms and legs being pulled in opposite directions till u tear in half)[do we really rip in half?] tied on an anthill with small cuts over your body...takes a week for u to die while the ants slowly tear off your flesh(from papplion-real story abt a guy running from prison) burned to death with cigerretes your head tied between a crusher which is slowly crushing u(from casino) having your body parts cut out slowly and painfully while u r conscience like the kidneys,liver,testicles and heart the last(james bond) cutting off fingers one by one follwed by other body parts(some mclean book) torture by electrocution(the partner-john grisham) stuck in front of a time bomb with it ticking off(saw it in a movie)((the guy was saved but he went insane coz of mental torture) tied up with a pipe going in your ass and mouth pumping u full of water[it was in bible black- a hentai series] ALL 6 WAYS frm the movie 'seven'! now...what were they... eating and eating till your stomach explodes fucked with a knife skinned alive and eyelids removed..and still alive cant remember others |
10-12-2003, 09:21 AM | #106 (permalink) |
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Tortured... Every bone in your body crushed one at a time.. Starting with your toes, then foot, then legs, mid sections, arms, then back, then hang upside down by 1 leg... I think that would be pretty painful if you didn't pass out from the pain.
Although it would be almost painless, an execution when your the last guy in line and right when he gets to you he has to reload the gun(see the pianist)
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10-13-2003, 04:40 PM | #108 (permalink) |
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Location: India
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having 1 bone in your body broken many times...(mclean)
having your ballz crushed(news thread here) anything the nazi could have come up with..i cant start to imagine
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10-13-2003, 06:20 PM | #109 (permalink) |
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Location: Down South
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Torture of any well tested method would top just about anything that I can think of. Burning up is probably the worst way to die in a 'real' situation because you would be conscious the entire time.
With a good torture method, you will regain consciousness over and over until the pain shuts you down again. When you regain consciousness, they would just pick up where they left off. Unbearably nasty. |
05-23-2009, 09:18 PM | #110 (permalink) |
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horrible way to die
slowly cutting yer skin open with a rusty knife and squirting lemon juice into the wounds and peeling yer skin off and throwing you in a vat of acid and ripping yer finger nails off one at a time while breaking yer shins with a crow bar and ripping yer eyelids off with plyers and hook you up to a devise that pulls all of your hair at one time til it rips yer scalp off (Saw IV) and cut yer knees open and slowly pull off yer knee cap that would kinda suck.
or piercing yer nipples, and tie you into a human pretzel and suspend you from the celing with chains threw yer nipple piercings and poke you with a sharp object or being hung by the balls. (that wouldnt hurt me consitering im a girl) |
05-24-2009, 01:34 PM | #113 (permalink) |
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Location: France
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OK. This is the first thread that made me cringe at 98% percent of the posts. It doesn't help that I'm high, trust me.
So, in turn, I will design that absolute most twisted way to die I can think of. It starts off this way: Limbaugh and Micheal moore take turns sitting on your face, just long enough to not kill you; Rush's cigar leaving 1/2 diameter burn circles on your entire body. After which alcohol, and then salt water, are thrown on you with a high pressure hose, in cycles of 15 minutes. Between each cycle of alcohol/salt water, cats are thrown on to you by several volunteers..your closest friends, of course. The cats don't wanna touch the wet floor, so they desperately claw into your skin as they are flying past you at high speed. However, the skin is much softened by this process, and the claws leave trails up to a foot and a half long. You are then allowed to heal up till you are no longer in danger of dying, but still feel intense pain under every inch of your skin. You are then taken out the country side, and strapped to the end of a 3 blade wind turbine, with your head towards the outside of it, on a windy day. You go in circles from the height of 170 ft to 430 feet, spinning at 22 revolutions per minute. That's 300 feet a second. While this is happening, children around the windmill are given paintball guns, slingshots, bb guns which they fire upon you. A fishing line is then placed very tightly stretched in a manner that is parallel to the plane of the circle you are describing, right next to where your body passes 22 times a minute, and is pulled closer gradually, cutting you with every turn around. More lines are added, and this thing stops and starts, leaving you rest and enjoy your slow death even longer. Eventually you have to choose between fire, drowning, bullet in the head, being hanged, or stabbed many times. Of course you choose bullet in the head, but it's a trick question so they drown you while burning the non submerged part of your body. Jesus christ.
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05-24-2009, 08:16 PM | #115 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: France
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This thread needs to draw its own Happy Tree Friends episode.
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05-25-2009, 01:21 AM | #116 (permalink) |
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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i've always feared two:
Impalement, Vlad Style and the Brazen Bull. good thing the second isnt very likely.
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05-25-2009, 06:14 PM | #117 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: France
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Is Vlad style through the heart?
Cause I know in the middle ages they had a torture where you were forced to stand with your ass right over a wooden spike, and as you got tired, you'd slowly sodomize yourself to death.
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05-25-2009, 06:24 PM | #118 (permalink) | |
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its been years ago when I remember seeing it, and I also thought what a horrible way to die. I distinctly remember , it was a lady that did the handcuffing??
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05-25-2009, 06:58 PM | #120 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: to
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I'm pretty sure that dissenters of Great Britain from back in the day had it pretty bad: Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered.
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