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Originally posted by meepa
Having only until the end of the year to live, and your only wish being to play half-life 2 once before you go, but then you find out it'll be delayed until April!!!
That, or being crucified under ground in a vat of boiling liquid while aliens chew at your toes and molasses is slowly drained into your mouth. Salt also drains into your eyes and little speakers are plugged into your ears playing really screechy piercing noises. Also, a Russian pimp is breaking your knuckles one by one and telling jokes about your mom to the Spanish Inquisitors who are slowly sliding a scalding hot iron spike into your genital region. Don't forget that there is a gash on the top of your head where a bunch of maggots were deposited, and you can feel them squirming around and actually touching your brains, and after a little while you realize they start coming out of your nose. Any other part of your body that is thus far unaffected has the skin slowly peeled and/or grated off by an old baker and subsequently turned into that weird wax stuff in lava lamps. The lamps are then sold to your mortal enemies as trophy pieces.
That might suck.
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Wow, you get the "Best Place" ribbon.
