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Old 09-19-2003, 12:58 PM   #561 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2003, 10:02 PM   #562 (permalink)
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thanks, mod! so glad this was finally condensed into one thread.
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Old 09-20-2003, 05:57 PM   #563 (permalink)
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This is beautiful.

I've never understood the big fuss about this. I just soap 'em up during the general shower wash, grab the Sensor Excel, and go to town. Has worked fine for me, never yet cut myself (except for when using the trimmer on the electric, it's easy to get a bit too close then. But that happens during trimming, not shaving).
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Old 09-21-2003, 11:21 AM   #564 (permalink)
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All shaved feels really good, esp. right after you shave.
I shave the sack and the sausage and some of the area above.
Trim all the rest.
I did it with a Mach3 and shaving creme for a while, then just did it with a Mach3 and a hot shower.
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Old 09-23-2003, 03:34 AM   #565 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2003, 01:10 PM   #566 (permalink)
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I really don't understand men's obsession with their own dick. I mean sure I have one... but I don't want to really talk about it or worry if it's not the right size.
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Old 09-23-2003, 03:13 PM   #567 (permalink)
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Re: Shaving Below The Belt

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The forest is getting a little thick so I think I want trim it down. Plus I think clean up after sex, masturbation, etc. would be much simpler and easier. I have never attempted such delicate surgery. How, what, when where, etc. Thanks for any help and or suggestions in this matter
Kind of cryptic but what the hell...

Ok I can't fricken beleive we are chatting about this
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Old 09-23-2003, 04:01 PM   #568 (permalink)
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i dont shave cuz i'm lazy as hell.. but chicks definatly hotter when shaved
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Old 09-24-2003, 04:15 AM   #569 (permalink)
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The average size of a penis is 6-6 1/2 inches. 1 in 100000 men have an 8 inch penis. Further more if size does matter to a girl it is purely psychological. The vagina has almost all of its nerves in the 1st 4 inches of the canal. So there is absolutely no reason why a guy with a 4 inch penis cant satisfy a woman just as much as a man with a 8 inch penis. A woman is conditioned by the media and social pressures (friends etc) to believe that a bigger penis means better sex. They thus associate the sight of a larger penis with better sex. Because they believe it will be better it becomes better. the human mind is a marvelous thing.

Further thing if your girlfriend/wife complains about you not being big enough you could always say "If you werent so loose then I wouldnt need to be so big". You see a woman can change how loose they are but guys cant change how big they are. So why is there so much societal pressure on guys about penis size? The pressure should be on womens tightness if anything.
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Old 09-24-2003, 12:44 PM   #570 (permalink)
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Old 09-24-2003, 12:47 PM   #571 (permalink)
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But what if mine keeps changing size?
Thats called an erection
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Old 09-25-2003, 12:27 PM   #572 (permalink)
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People were right in that being shaved changes the feeling. I don't really notice much of a difference during intercourse, but I do when she is giving me head.
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Old 09-25-2003, 05:04 PM   #573 (permalink)
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I shave probably 2 times a week. Use a Mach 3 on the boys and then trim the rest with a trimmer.
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Old 09-25-2003, 09:33 PM   #574 (permalink)
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Eeek! 8" or more scares me and my vagina! Even 7 is pushing it, yikes. =)
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Old 09-26-2003, 11:28 PM   #575 (permalink)
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The average size of a penis is 6-6 1/2 inches.
First of all, it depends on the country because it varies by region. In America, the average is 5-5½" It's more in Africa and less in Asia.

(I think I've already posted this somewhere here.)
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Old 09-27-2003, 10:49 PM   #576 (permalink)
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now is that erect or flaccid?
and where does the "Grower not a Show er rule" fit in?

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Old 09-28-2003, 05:32 PM   #577 (permalink)
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http://www.google.com/search?q=%22average+penis+size%22

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Old 09-29-2003, 08:37 PM   #578 (permalink)
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As someone who is 3/4 werewolf, yes, cocks get hairy
I stopped reading after the above quote.

Shaving got me in the hairy-dick boat. I figured I'd give my wife a change of pace a couple of years ago. (I'm also 3/4 werewolf, I make Robin Williams look like a swedish bikini model.)

Trimmed the pubes to approx. the same length as all my other body hair, then took a razor to the boys. I use an Atra Plus razor, & Dove soap. I much prefer the soap to shave cream, except on my face.

After awhile, I noticed a hair or two on the shaft. Shaved them off, a few more showed up. Plucked a couple, but that hurts like hell for me. I normally shave once a week & trim about once a month.

My body reacts to shaving by growing hair. No shit, if I shaved my now-bare palms today, I would have hairy palms within 3 months. I have enough dick hair now that I have to keep on top of it, because it grosses me out. A downside I did not consider, & if I could go back, I would stick with trimming.
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Old 09-30-2003, 05:41 PM   #579 (permalink)
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My body reacts to shaving by growing hair. No shit, if I shaved my now-bare palms today, I would have hairy palms within 3 months.
myth.
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Old 10-01-2003, 03:36 PM   #580 (permalink)
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I trim cause i shave every thing off it seems to grow back thicker.
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Old 10-01-2003, 08:36 PM   #581 (permalink)
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myth.
Not a myth. The dick was hairless before shaving around it. I'd grow a test patch for you on a bare spot, but I already have too much hair.
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Old 10-01-2003, 09:11 PM   #582 (permalink)
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Lol...thats one of the funniest things I have read....some people...
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Old 10-02-2003, 09:06 PM   #583 (permalink)
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Not a myth. The dick was hairless before shaving around it. I'd grow a test patch for you on a bare spot, but I already have too much hair.
I disagree.
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Old 10-02-2003, 11:24 PM   #584 (permalink)
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http://www.google.com/search?q=%22average+penis+size%22

Holy shit. Pages and pages of enlargement snake oil. Not a single useful link.
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Old 10-03-2003, 02:45 PM   #585 (permalink)
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Comedy. Fucking. Gold.
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Old 10-04-2003, 08:29 AM   #586 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2003, 07:44 AM   #587 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2003, 07:51 AM   #588 (permalink)
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I like her shaved for obvious reasons. I know she likes the same and if she likes it more, I get it more.
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Old 10-05-2003, 08:21 AM   #589 (permalink)
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shaved is the only way to go!
i love to eat pussy,i will do it all night,if it is shaved they have to make me stop because i will do it forever!

i shave myself too,makes things way more sensitive there,getting your balls tongued after a fresh shave is one of the best feelings in the world!
 
Old 10-07-2003, 12:48 PM   #590 (permalink)
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I have shaved it all, including my balls. Felt good but without waxing was not so comfortable for my wife.

I love when she shaves it all. She usually keeps it pretty neat down there. It makes oral so much better.
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Old 10-08-2003, 09:51 AM   #591 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2003, 04:24 PM   #592 (permalink)
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I like her shaved for obvious reasons. I know she likes the same and if she likes it more, I get it more.
So true, and what I tell my friends all the time when the topic comes up (strangely often actually). If she enjoys it more down there, so will you. Personally I trim above and shave below. I just do it in the shower each day, never had a problem with cuts or stubble.
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Old 10-13-2003, 10:15 AM   #593 (permalink)
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1 in 100000 men have an 8 inch penis
I don't know where you learnt maths, but a normal distribution with these stats would have an unnaturally low standard deviation. You need to cut about 4 zeros off the back of your number. Try one in 10 dicks are 8 inches. This does not only make mathematical sense but is also empircally verified.

Unless you just want to beleive your stat. In which case, I hope my rejection of your stat doesn't mean you cry yourself to sleep on your small penis pillow tonight.

HAHAHA .... just kidding.
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Old 10-13-2003, 10:30 AM   #594 (permalink)
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Old 10-14-2003, 05:12 PM   #595 (permalink)
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what about bleeding? when i shave i get lots of tiny cuts but they don't hurt.
then after a day or two, the skin is irritated and looks like it has acne.
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Old 10-15-2003, 04:42 AM   #596 (permalink)
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You have to make sure you keep the skin lubricated while shaving. This should help with the nicks and keeps it smoother.
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Old 10-15-2003, 12:12 PM   #597 (permalink)
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what about the redish spots?
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Old 10-15-2003, 01:35 PM   #598 (permalink)
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Further thing if your girlfriend/wife complains about you not being big enough you could always say "If you werent so loose then I wouldnt need to be so big". You see a woman can change how loose they are but guys cant change how big they are.
True story - a girl I used to work with was going out on a first date with a guy (they eventually married . . . and divorced).
Anyway, a bunch of people at the bar were playfully kidding with her, and the eventual question came up - "What if he's . . er . . underdeveloped?"
To which she calmly replied, "That's O.K. - I do exercises. I could grab that pencil out of your hand if I wanted to.""
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Old 10-16-2003, 05:57 AM   #599 (permalink)
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they usually go away within a day or 2.
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Old 10-16-2003, 06:14 AM   #600 (permalink)
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Make sure you scrub the area that you've shaved really well. If you don't you'll get a lot of ingrown hairs. Get one of those mesh sponge thingys from Bath and Body Works or some such store and use that. It'll get your skin nice and soft.

Basically you want to scrub away the dead skin on the surface.
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