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Originally posted by Lunchbox7
Further thing if your girlfriend/wife complains about you not being big enough you could always say "If you werent so loose then I wouldnt need to be so big". You see a woman can change how loose they are but guys cant change how big they are.
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True story - a girl I used to work with was going out on a first date with a guy (they eventually married . . . and divorced).
Anyway, a bunch of people at the bar were playfully kidding with her, and the eventual question came up - "What if he's . . er . . underdeveloped?"
To which she calmly replied, "That's O.K. - I do exercises. I could grab that pencil out of your hand if I wanted to.""
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If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors:
"If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too."
It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.
Last edited by yournamehere; 10-15-2003 at 01:41 PM..
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