Plan9

Xerx... you're one of those dudes that went and looked, aren't you?

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Xerxys

I had to know!

Plan9

You're so good for TFP, Xerx. Don't ever change.

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a_hero

in my defense......actually there is no excuse, i have zero standards when it comes to who i will and wont screw. i dont really give a shit what they look like if their willing, however im not going to let anyone else know that by parading them around on my arm.

so yeh i dont think other people with find her sexy and yeh she was also sexy enough for my modest standards....but only just.

Wes Mantooth

Man you HAVE to have standards, seriously. Otherwise you find yourself drunk on Zima and standing out side the local donut shop hitting on 60 year old women that look like Johnny Cash and smell like spoiled milk and feet. They'll do ya for a cup of coffee and a pack of Reds but only in the back of their 81 Chevette to Lynyrd Skynrd songs.

Sure we've all been that desperate but sometimes you just have to take a deep breath and step back from the ledge. Hell is it even a challenge? If you're into just shamelessly fucking (aren't we all) at least put the work into it instead of pulling the social version of spotlight hunting. If you find her attractive then awesome, go for the high score, but don't use somebody because she's an easy target thats just kind of cruel and a little on the pathetic side. Remember morning will come, you'll have to look yourself in the mirror and you want to have some respect for the person looking back.

Just sayin'

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a_hero

your right, i was out on friday night and saw a druggy chick and actually made an observation that i'd not go that. great news, i do have standards.

I think what happened, was that at some point a few months ago i was doing OK with the girls but i decided that i wanted to be able to lower my standards. So instead of only being able to sleep with 50% of girls out there, i could sleep with 100% of girls out there. Thus having a much greater market of girls to go after, with that other 50% being of easier to catch as well.

I found this really didnt work out too well, because although my mates found it funny at first that i was happy to sleep with fat chicks, it got depressing real quick for me. Instead of having 100% of girls to chase after, in the end i would really only hit on those bottom 50% that previously i would have ignored. It was just soo much easier to get them then it was to run the gauntlet with a better looking girl.

I also noticed that when your aiming at the upper half, you tend to get a little more attention from the lower half, but when aiming for the lower half, you get no attention from the upper half. So as of tonight, im limiting myself to really fucking amazing chicks like Cynthetiq. Never again will i settle for second best!!!

Xerxys

Dude, you speak of fucking like it's some sort of challenge. I promise you, you can sanely go a VERY long time without sex. It's really not that big a deal. In order to have great sex you have to have respect for women. Anyone can hook up with anyone and sport fuck. The key is actually liking who your having sex with. Attaining that connection is the challenge.

To me you just sound like a dick who only wants to get their dick wet.

MrFriendly

I'll put a big old +1 to that.

Literally years go by between sexual encounters for me, and the complete lack of sex really doesn't bother me terribly much. I'm just as horny as the person next to me too.

I'm not going to lecture anyone on self esteem issues. I will lecture them on taking responsibility for their own actions and not manipulating others though.

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dlish

just curous how the dinner date went.

as for the rest of it, i seriously think you need to have a good look at yourself.

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a_hero

the dinner date went great.......
she's 8 weeks pregnant and nobody knows yet who the father is.
i find out this friday, but she told me that there's a couple of other guys who might be the father.
If im the father im going to see a lawyer to find out if its possible to make her get an abortion. Ive got a future and im not going to let this weigh me down because she doesnt like the feel of condoms inside her.

As i was freaking out i thought that i may as well get a blood test because who knows how many people have slept with her unprotected.

Please can everyone not be soo harsh with your replies, try to keep it positive because im really down right now.

Baraka_Guru

So, is that how you treat a princess?

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Cynthetiq

Good luck with that lawyer part. She's the only one who can decide if she wants to keep or get an abortion.

You're the one responsible for sticking your dick in her without a condom. That's just stupid knowing today in this day all the STDs out there, and all the young people out there who have altered their future plans all because of a little pussy.

This is the truest test of if you're an asshole or not. If you have any expect to receive any compassion or respect, you've got to give it.

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Baraka_Guru

Yeah, it would be as likely as her getting a lawyer to force him to have a vasectomy.

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Iliftrocks

Stay classy dude

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Craven Morehead

is this for real?

MSD

If this is for real, I hope for your sake that you reevaluate your life and make some serious changes.

MrFriendly

I honestly hope, for your sake, you're nothing more than an internet troll trying to get a rise out of people.

If you are the father of this child, then it really is stiff shit for you. You're just going to have to take responsibility for your actions.

Assuming this is all for real, I honestly think you need to look inside yourself and ask yourself what kind of man you really are. So far it this tread all I've seen is a kid who undervalues himself so much he'll sleep with anyone, even those he doesn't like, and a kid who runs from responsibility and tries to blame others for the things he's done wrong.

If you didn't want sharp criticisms for your actions and attitudes then you shouldn't have posted. Again, you're just going to have to learn to accept the consequences of your actions. You can either cry like a child or you can stand up and be a man. Choose wisely, what you do now will affect you later.

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a_hero

is there a way i can delete this thread so nobody could find it on the net if they searched for it?

Cynthetiq

No, you cannot delete the thread.

I'll be sending you a PM when I have the opportunity later today.

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Plan9

A better question is: What the fuck would they search for?

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dlish

this story is drenched in sheer and utter class.

you really do need to grow up a little, man up and stop acting like a little teenager that you are.

Now the fat asian chick that you banged may be having your child....karma i say.

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MSD

Your posting career here probably isn't a collection of your proudest moments, but there's nothing public that's personally identifiable with such a nondescript user name.

dlish

its dawned on me that you 'sex buddy dilemma' has evolved from .....

should i be sleeping with a fat chick
how do i get away from her
should i sleep with her again
im hating how i treat her
should i should take her out again and treat her good
uh oh, she's pregnant..is it mine?
how do i get her to have an abortion
i need to get tested

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a_hero

i was being a troll.
i think its best if this thread is deleted because its a fake thread.

telekinetic

I think it's best if you are deleted, if you were actually trolling. Otherwise I think you just regret making this thread, and think claim this will make it go away.

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Among other things.

The_Jazz

Bwahahahahahaha! Having just read this thread for the first time, I have to say that it was predictable. Somewhere on Page 2, I said to myself "no condoms or she pokes a hole in one - she's definitely getting pregnant."

I rarely, if ever, talk publicly about my official positions here on TFP, but I'm breaking that rule now. I don't care if you say you're a troll or not. I'm going to do everything in my power to keep this thread open and public because it's 1) hilarious and 2) educational. It's pretty much a great Afterschool Special on "Why Being a Playa is Bad".

For the record, I also officially hope that you're really a troll and that there's not a potential child out there. It's painfully obvious that you're in no way capable of parenting any child, and I sincerely hope that you've moved out on your own and aren't around anyone under the age of about 17. Regardless of whether or not you're a troll, hopefully you'll mature into a decent member of society one day, but you're clearly not there yet.

OK, I'm going to cut and paste all of this into the staff discussion on the issue with a few minor edits. And then I'm going to continue to laugh at you and hope that you're just a liar.

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dlish

you know jazz, sometimes you're a total asshole. But whatever you say in this thread, I just cant see you beating the OP'er in that category.

Try if you must, but a_hero starts with "a" for a reason.

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Halx

Trolololololololololololol

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Jackebear

No way you are a troll, now that you said you were, and you just asked us before if you could somehow get this thread removed because you're scared that someone you know might find out about this and realize that you are a bigger idiot than they already thought you were.

Keep it going kid, let us know the results of the test. Don't stop now...jeez.

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ring

Is it okay, Cyn, that I inform him, you are not a chick?

LordEden

Whhhhhhhhhhaaaaat? But who have I been sending those love letters to? What about that picture with the long hair? Oh god I wacked it to a duuudddddddddd-do you see the weather report today? It's going to rain ALL DAY. ALL DAY.

*akhem*

Carry on.

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MSD

No self-respecting troll would admit to it, at worst he'd bail on the thread and not come back.

Ice|Burn

I swear I've seen this on a bumper sticker...


I have no advice beyond what has already been said. Man up and tell her you don't have feelings for her. She's going to cry, you're going to feel like shit and a creep (as you should.) But the world marches on.

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raging moderate

hmm, seems like an awful lot of judgment and soap-box preaching here. sort of ruined what started as an interesting thread and would like to see how this turns out. if we can hold off on bashing the fuck out of the kid for a few minutes, I am definitely curious on the results of the test if nothing else. if the OP and following posts are real, then the person probably came here looking for legit advice and not a bunch of browbeating. none of you has ever drunkenly banged a whale or dated someone you weren't prepared to take home to mom/friends/etc? anyway I'm done. i did giggle a little at this thread but damn we can't all just bash on someone, Isn't this supposed to be an open-minded discussion, etc? Not saying I approve of the behavior, but damn...

---------- Post added at 09:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:31 PM ----------

edit: oh and PS nobody believes you when you say you're a troll so you may as well let us know it turns out...

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Plan9

Uh-huh.

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Shauk

I feel like I just watched an episode of Jerry Springer.... who's with me?

a_hero

So far so good, ive basically escaped any embarrassment and even if it comes out, its been long enough that im pretty sure i'll be able to brush it off fairly easy.

Spoke to her briefly and i think she got the memo, she even said "hope to see you again, but just as friends this time" or something to that effect.

On another note i think im getting better with the whole being a gentleman thing. Met a girl 2 weeks ago when i was out and was having a really interesting conversation with her. Ended up kissing a little at the club and chatted for about an hour outside. I asked if she felt like coming over to my place and she thought it was a nice idea "but only as friends!!" she said. I knew that was bs and she was keen.

Got back to mine and as we were lying in bed we kissed a little then i decided i wanted to get some sleep (it was probably around 3 in the morning and considering she claimed to just want to be friends i decided to see what it would be like to not push for anything).

After trying to get to sleep for a few mins she started telling me how she was a little offended that i didnt want to do anything with her. On a side note, as expected she wasnt the a top looking chick, so i thought she was basically saying "don't you want to do anything with me because im fat". The truthful answer was, yeh basically even i dont want to fuck you, but my natural instincts took over and i started to finger her.

Don't know how much detail i should go into but she was leaking fairly bad and at that point she gave me the "you ready look". Then out of the blue i just stopped and said something like "i don't think i can do this", i think i just wanted to see what would happen when the roles are reversed. I thought it would be fun to hold the power over her, but she took it fairly well and kept saying "i bet your a virgin. your are aren't you....arent you??". I kinda agrees, at this stage i was a little sleep deprived and couldn't be bothered playing her game any longer.

It was probably a good idea in the end because she ended up being even weirder then me, saying all kinds of fucked up things. Asking me what i wanted to do with her today. Movies? Picnic? She even wanted to do some "arts and craft"!!

My excuse for telling her that i wanted her to leave was "i really enjoy watching the basketball (i think it was game 6, not too sure) and i like doing it alone". She seemed a little upset and got to that stage that everyone knows where your on the cusp of crying, so i kinda just shut up. I didnt get her number or give her mine but i walked her to the gate and even told her where to get a taxi from, so i reckon i handled myself real well.

If i'd never been on this site i reckon i wouldn't have handled the situation so well. I think im growing on the inside.

Just forgot the best bit. Had a bad case of blue balls so i watched a little youporn and no kidding i swallowed a little of my own juice because i shot it soo hard. That last bit was for that guy that i thought was a girl.

MrFriendly

You have grown man, I can see that, grown like a lichen you have.

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