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Bwahahahahahaha! Having just read this thread for the first time, I have to say that it was predictable. Somewhere on Page 2, I said to myself "no condoms or she pokes a hole in one - she's definitely getting pregnant."
I rarely, if ever, talk publicly about my official positions here on TFP, but I'm breaking that rule now. I don't care if you say you're a troll or not. I'm going to do everything in my power to keep this thread open and public because it's 1) hilarious and 2) educational. It's pretty much a great Afterschool Special on "Why Being a Playa is Bad".
For the record, I also officially hope that you're really a troll and that there's not a potential child out there. It's painfully obvious that you're in no way capable of parenting any child, and I sincerely hope that you've moved out on your own and aren't around anyone under the age of about 17. Regardless of whether or not you're a troll, hopefully you'll mature into a decent member of society one day, but you're clearly not there yet.
OK, I'm going to cut and paste all of this into the staff discussion on the issue with a few minor edits. And then I'm going to continue to laugh at you and hope that you're just a liar.
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