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Old 04-23-2009, 10:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bolt on Tits : How to handle?

I'v never had sex with woman with a Tit Job. But I wonder what the right etiquette is when dealing with them?
1. Do u by pass them ? Act as if they dont exist?
2. Touch lightly, gingerly as if u were handling eggs?
3. Treat them as you would normally do? Go to town and enjoy them, cos thats why they were enhanced in the first place!!
4. Is biting allowed?
5.. Are they as sensitive as normal un-enhanced tits?
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Old 04-23-2009, 11:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2009, 11:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I am 41, but does the answer vary with age?
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Old 04-23-2009, 11:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I am 41, but does the answer vary with age?


This is excellent!!!
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Old 04-24-2009, 02:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Bolt? I was expecting nipple piercing.

As far as I know they can be treated like normal breasts. I don't know anyone with implants so I can only go on what I have read and heard about them. I am sure someone else on TFP will have more information.
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Old 04-24-2009, 06:08 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I'v never had sex with woman with a Tit Job. But I wonder what the right etiquette is when dealing with them?
My current girfriend has 'em. This is what I've gleamed...
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1. Do u by pass them ? Act as if they dont exist?
No way! She's paid good money for them and want them to be appreciated.

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2. Touch lightly, gingerly as if u were handling eggs?
In my experience no need. Treat 'em like real ones

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3. Treat them as you would normally do? Go to town and enjoy them, cos thats why they were enhanced in the first place!!
Exactly right

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4. Is biting allowed?
Same as with normal ones - depends on the lady in question.

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5.. Are they as sensitive as normal un-enhanced tits?
This depends on the type of surgery. Nipples can lose sensitivity if they've had to be cut to insert the implants during surgery, but if done any other way they should be just as sensitive.
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Old 04-24-2009, 07:16 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Nibble. That is all.
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Old 04-24-2009, 08:00 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I advise jumping up and down on them like an inflatable castle at a child's birthday party.
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Old 04-24-2009, 09:06 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I knew a girl at work that went out on "disability" for a while and came back with a new set. I never knew if it was appropriate to compliment her on her latest development, seemed awkward. It is like trying to answer one of those questions where no matter what you say, it can be misinterpreted (like, you look great, have you lost weight? - What, did I look fat before?)
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Old 04-24-2009, 04:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Communication is key. If that doesn't work, run away as fast as you can.
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Old 04-24-2009, 05:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I think Bear Club has this right, you should all heed his advice... very solid.
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Old 04-24-2009, 05:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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1. Pull out dick.
2. Get dick hard.
3. Stick dick between her "bolt-on" tits.
4. Squeeze "bolt-on" tits together.
5. Thrust dick back and forth.
6. Come on her face.
7. Pay.
8. Kick her out of your car in bad neighborhood.
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Old 04-24-2009, 05:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
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1. Pull out dick.
2. Get dick hard.
3. Stick dick between her "bolt-on" tits.
4. Squeeze "bolt-on" tits together.
5. Thrust dick back and forth.
6. Come on her face.
7. Pay.
8. Kick her out of your car in bad neighborhood.
You are quite the tough-ass. But I'm quite disappointed that, not only do you pay them now, you let them live. Is your closet full?
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Old 04-24-2009, 05:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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You are quite the tough-ass. But I'm quite disappointed that, not only do you pay them now, you let them live. Is your closet full?
With a live in girlfriend her clothes now take up all my dead hooker space.
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Old 04-24-2009, 06:07 PM   #15 (permalink)
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With a live in girlfriend her clothes now take up all my dead hooker space.
You have softened up...my disappointment is underwhelming.
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Old 04-24-2009, 06:19 PM   #16 (permalink)
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children! the man has a problem here....focus shall we?

dude! you got no problem! just enjoy the upgrade
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Old 04-24-2009, 06:26 PM   #17 (permalink)
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You have softened up...my disappointment is underwhelming.
Your disappointment is underwhelming?

Anyway, WK is probably looking for a new place. I suggest burying them in the basements and back yards of your enemies.
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Old 04-24-2009, 07:08 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I'v never had sex with woman with a Tit Job. But I wonder what the right etiquette is when dealing with them?
1. Do u by pass them ? Act as if they dont exist?....
I'm a straight hetero female and I've never touched implants, but a boyfriend once told me that "bolt-ons" are too hard, don't move right, and are cold to the touch, (like, not as warm as the rest of the woman's body.) Unlike my warm, soft, pillows, which attracted his regular attention. I'm curious. Is this true? In your experience?
In answer to your question, I think you should treat them like tits, which they (more or less) are.

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Old 04-25-2009, 05:10 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:08 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Just do like I do and save the heads. I store mine in bowling bags. If you pop out the eyes you can carry them in a bowler's grip.
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:59 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Communication is key....
I completely agree with JumpinJesus here! Talk to her and be open about your questions. Ask her frankly if you can touch her tits, and if so, how? Gently, roughly, and are teeth and biting allowed? Also ask her if the surgical procedure and scarring has caused her to be desensitized? And if she's not willing to discuss her tit job with you... you'll have to ask yourself if she's really a woman you want to be with.
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Old 04-25-2009, 07:46 PM   #22 (permalink)
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My friend's wife had them done. After they healed, she would show us her boobs. So I asked if they felt any different than real ones, so she let me feel them up. They did the job for me!
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:50 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Treat them like breasts. I am opposed to non-reconstructive implants based on experience, and will discuss the issue at length. The last time I discussed the issue was at a party when one of the biggest attention whores I've ever met decided to tell me that she wanted implants. I debated it for a while with her, and while I don't remember the outcome (there's not too much from that night that I do remember,) pictures indicate that I performed a lengthy hands-on inspection of the original equipment and am assured that I maintained my opposition to aftermarket parts.

Unfortunately, I woke up in bed next to her, both of us still fully clothed.
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I knew a girl at work that went out on "disability" for a while and came back with a new set. I never knew if it was appropriate to compliment her on her latest development, seemed awkward. It is like trying to answer one of those questions where no matter what you say, it can be misinterpreted (like, you look great, have you lost weight? - What, did I look fat before?)
If I paid thousands of dollars to have a visible part of me enhanced, I'd be pissed if nobody noticed.

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Old 04-27-2009, 11:52 AM   #24 (permalink)
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just roll with it. she will tell you what you should or should not do based on her preference...
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Old 04-27-2009, 02:08 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Turn clockwise. If you turn them counterclockwise, they might fall off.

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Old 04-27-2009, 02:57 PM   #26 (permalink)
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unless you are in australia
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:38 PM   #27 (permalink)
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How old are you?
Why ask that? The questions posed by the original poster are legit.
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Old 04-28-2009, 07:52 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Why ask that? The questions posed by the original poster are legit.
And also in txtspeak/aolspeak.
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Old 04-28-2009, 01:09 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Why ask that? The questions posed by the original poster are legit.
The final question is legit. The first four sound like they came from a preteen.
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Old 04-29-2009, 06:42 AM   #30 (permalink)
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In my experience, people who have gotten their tits done like them handled like they did before they got the surgery, with some possible loss of sensitivity on the nipples.

As far as paying attention to them or not... they paid thousands of dollars to modify their body in a way they thought would make them more attractive. Of course they want you to notice! They didn't do it just for themselves.
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:31 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Crompsin's post is awesome. That is all.

Oh, and have fun with the breasts.
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