medlar

I have to put this situation in the sexuality forum because I don't believe I will ever have sex again. This is not a statement of my manhood, more like a statement on the male equivalent of giving childbirth. Last night, I actually managed to sit on my left bollock. I was wearing boxers, and making a headline for my chair at the my desk and sat down pretty hard and the pain was like a cold fist in my gut, kidney and even up to my chest..leaving me on the floor with the inablity to do anything, literally praying for the pain to stop and actually crying!! I somehow smashed a nad with my inner thigh.

Sitting on one's testicle is the epitome of of taking hardcore to a brave new level. Three ibuprofen took the edge off for about fifteen minutes and it has been a sleepless night..but the low gut ache has creeped back and I'm not supposed to be carrying a tennis ball in my kex.I'm also feeling sick to my stomach and its still swollen up. I can barely be sitting down. I've had hits to my nads before, its been awhile since the last time I racked my bollocks, once a girl kicked a soccer ball at close range to my groin, but this is the worst yet! Should I be going to the doctors or something, apply ice or what? Of course there is no way in hell I'm going to be taking this matter to my aunt or uncle at this point..Worse still is that I don't think I'm going to be geting a leg over for some time let alone a healthy wrist over

has anyone else managed to do this? Im mean sitting on one own nutsack??

Cynthetiq

woah... you must be like cisco adler

click the link, NSFW
Sara Silverman commented on the MTV Movie Awards about it.

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Push-Pull

I'd say right off that a doctor might be an excellent idea. At very least, keep an eye on it and if it doesn't make steady improvements over the next day or so, then definitely get your balls to the doc.

As far as Mr Adler, Holy Crap! That's not natural......

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Mister Coaster

Another vote here for going to a doctor. There is a good chance that you have done some damage to the twin in question and it may require an adjustment. Sorry to tell you that the adjustment may be as painful as the act of sitting on it in the first place.

I had a buddy in high school that was accidently kneed in the jewels from behind while he was bent over picking something up off the floor. One of his boys managed to do a 180 in the sack as a result. He also thought it was OK, and just lingering pain & nausea. He mentioned the twist back in place was worse than the knee-strike.

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BigBaldRon

you CAN lose a testicle to too much damage. They bleed a LOT internally. Go get checked out

JStrider

yah dude if its swelling up get to the docs ASAP

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blade02

I also second going to the doctor. Growing up with two little brothers, taking one to the jewels is bound to happen. Fate caught up with me one day in the form of a foot colliding with considerable velocity. I was only 12 at the time and it took a day for the pain to outweigh the embarassment of showing my mom how bad things were downstairs.

As its been mentioned above, things can get "twisted up" for lack of a better term. And if you don't get them untangled, then its definetly not good.

basmoq

Speaking as a med student, get to the doctor pronto, you can do serious and permanent damage down there. Never hurts to get a checkup when your in pain.

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Menoman

yep... I've done the ole sit on your balls quite a few times. It swelled up and made it pretty damn hard to walk but always went back to normal. I'm sure a doc appointment can't hurt either, but I never went and I shoot A-OK

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Nimetic

I've done a partial one like that. Not as bad as yours though.

I got kicked there once when I was a kid though (martial arts class) - it felt swollen for weeks. I was too embarrassed (or too young) to see a doc. Probably I should have however.

I didn't apply ice, this seems to extreme - but cool showers er, sorta helped. I'd just run the cold water over it, if you know what I mean. Heck, it was sorta an experiment. At least I felt then that I was doing something.

MSD

Your left nut is the size of a tennis ball, you can barely sit because of the pain, and you're asking people on a forum what to do instead of going to a doctor. Did I miss anything?

Not Right Now

That happened to me a few times when I began puberty. I wasn't used to them hanging that way I guess.

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Jaysm

I feel like I should go to a doctor, just from reading that. Ow