I have to put this situation in the sexuality forum because I don't believe I will ever have sex again.
This is not a statement of my manhood, more like a statement on the male equivalent of giving childbirth. Last night, I actually managed to sit on my left bollock. I was wearing boxers, and making a headline for my chair at the my desk and sat down pretty hard and the pain was like a cold fist in my gut, kidney and even up to my chest..leaving me on the floor with the inablity to do anything, literally praying for the pain to stop and actually crying!! I somehow smashed a nad with my inner thigh.
Sitting on one's testicle is the epitome of of taking hardcore to a brave new level. Three ibuprofen took the edge off for about fifteen minutes and it has been a sleepless night..but the low gut ache has creeped back and I'm not supposed to be carrying a tennis ball in my kex.I'm also feeling sick to my stomach and its still swollen up. I can barely be sitting down. I've had hits to my nads before, its been awhile since the last time I racked my bollocks, once a girl kicked a soccer ball at close range to my groin, but this is the worst yet! Should I be going to the doctors or something, apply ice or what? Of course there is no way in hell I'm going to be taking this matter to my aunt or uncle at this point..Worse still is that I don't think I'm going to be geting a leg over for some time let alone a healthy wrist over
has anyone else managed to do this? Im mean sitting on one own nutsack??