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loquitur · 11-08-2006, 07:35 AM

I keep reading about clits. I have been with a few women, and have never had a complaint about how I treat them (either emotionally or satisfaction-wise). But despite the fact that I'm frequently getting up close and personal with female genitalia (it's the only way to perform orally, you know), I have yet to actually SEE a clit. Is that just because the women I have been with have had small ones or hidden ones? It's not like the women don't come, they do. I just haven't actually seen a clit. Is this normal? Women, have you seen your own clits?

Sage · 11-08-2006, 08:12 AM

The clit (NSFW)

Yes, I've held a mirror up and seen my own clit. Usually it's hidden behind the clit hood, only coming out when a woman is aroused. If you haven't seen one yet, then you're probably not looking in the right place. Refer to the picture. Also, some women's clits are just small and hard to find.

mixedmedia · 11-08-2006, 08:12 AM

The clit is the the little bulbous, fleshy bit beneath the hood of the vagina. Some more well-concealed than others. It doesn't need direct stimulation for a woman to reach orgasm and in fact is too sensitive on some women to be manipulated directly. You've probably seen one before and not realized what you were looking at. It's really not a conspicuous little nubbin, but an oh so perfect example of great things coming in deceptively small, unassuming packages. And uh, yes, I have seen my own.

loquitur · 11-08-2006, 08:16 AM

well, I know where it's supposed to be. And I'm apparently hitting it because I do get results (so to speak) during oral sex. The folds and lips are all there, I just haven't seen the little button. I guess the women I have been with are just small or well-hidden.

Sage, the picture in that wikipedia entry looks to me like a pretty big clit. I have never seen anything like that.

DaElf · 11-08-2006, 09:49 AM

HOLY SHIT THAT CLIT ON WIKIPEDIA IS HUGE

Carno · 11-08-2006, 10:17 AM

....The clit does get bigger when the woman is aroused..

mixedmedia · 11-08-2006, 10:26 AM

Mmmmmm.....yes, engorged...it's starting to get hot in here.

ngdawg · 11-08-2006, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DaElf

HOLY SHIT THAT CLIT ON WIKIPEDIA IS HUGE

How big is your monitor? That's not huge, it look kinda small to me

pig · 11-08-2006, 10:39 AM

It's never a good thing when you're staring into the maw of a wild captivatus biscuitori, and all you can think is "can't someone hook her up with a fingernail nail and some hand soap?"

in my experience loquitur, its much more important that you be able find her by touch than by sight

Carno · 11-08-2006, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by pigglet

It's never a good thing when you're staring into the maw of a wild captivatus biscuitori, and all you can think is "can't someone hook her up with a fingernail nail and some hand soap?"

Huh?

mixedmedia · 11-08-2006, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Carno

Huh?

Well, her fingernails do look a little dirty.

rmarshall · 11-08-2006, 11:47 AM

Actually, I read the book "She comes First" by Ian Kerner. He says there are 18 parts of the clitoris. I just did a quick google search and found this:

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Q. What is the extent of the clitoris? How does the female clitoris compare to a man's penis?

A. The clitoris has 18 parts some of which you can see-like the glans or tip, inner lips (called labia minora in medicalese) and the hood, which is equivalent to the foreskin in men. Then there are parts that you can feel, such as the shaft a cord about an inch long that is attached to the glans, and the urethral sponge which you can feel through the roof of the vagina. Then there are muscles, blood vessels, and nerves which you cannot feel, but which are essential in causing orgasm.

Link: http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/sex...raltruthin.htm

So, really, what people call the "clitoris" is only the tip of the iceberg. Ian Kerner says the head pops out when aroused, but then retracts during orgasm. Also, it is sensitive until aroused, then can be rubbed hard, then is very sensitive after orgasm for a few minutes.

http://www.shecomesfirst.com/home.html

So, timing is very important. The giver has to be very aware of the state of arousal for best results.

pig · 11-08-2006, 11:50 AM

yes, i think m^2 has it.

mixedmedia · 11-08-2006, 11:58 AM

precious

...you're absolutely right. I do love your piggy style.

pig · 11-08-2006, 12:26 PM

yes, yes - building off of rmarhsall's point, i guess that's the important thing to remember loquitur. while you're sloshing around down there on your girlfriend, just remember that clit you're hunting for is actually only 1/18 of her highly sensitive midgetized penis. its some small cute and cuddly thing as we all like to believe, but is the more like a baby boa constrictor poking its head of of its mother's belly for its first scent of battle.

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Originally Posted by mixedmedia

precious

...you're absolutely right. I do love your piggy style.

and the fact that you like mildly perverted sarcasm not only makes you a testament to your nation and your people, but indicates you'll probably continue to enjoy your experience at TFP

Crack · 11-08-2006, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pigglet

while you're sloshing around down there on your girlfriend, just remember that clit you're hunting for is actually only 1/18 of her highly sensitive midgetized penis.

anyone else find this midget penis reference funny? The Clit is a fun thing to play with if you know what you are doing.

One thing I can reccomend to not try is wacking it with a spatula. As funny or erotic as it might sound to you, the ladies... they get kinda miffed when the love button is smacked with the same thing you were cooking pancakes with not 10 mins earlier..

Carno · 11-08-2006, 02:55 PM

Assuming you know that from experience, I'm going to say you are a sad, sad man.

pigglet - I didn't really notice her fingernails, but I was mostly confused by the term "fingernail nail". I see what you mean now though.

ngdawg · 11-08-2006, 03:07 PM

Pigglet and Crack: See me after class.

mixedmedia · 11-08-2006, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Crack

anyone else find this midget penis reference funny? The Clit is a fun thing to play with if you know what you are doing.

One thing I can reccomend to not try is wacking it with a spatula. As funny or erotic as it might sound to you, the ladies... they get kinda miffed when the love button is smacked with the same thing you were cooking pancakes with not 10 mins earlier..

Babe, there's only one practical use for a spatula in bed...Spankings!

fer sure...

Ilow · 11-08-2006, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Crack

One thing I can reccomend to not try is wacking it with a spatula. As funny or erotic as it might sound to you, the ladies... they get kinda miffed when the love button is smacked with the same thing you were cooking pancakes with not 10 mins earlier..

LMAO!! What, no Aunt Jemeima treatment??

pig · 11-08-2006, 04:29 PM

carno,

ahhh yes...the fingernail nail. have you even been so turned on that you were pretty sure your boner had a boner? well, it's something like that....

ok, maybe not. perhaps i meant a fingernail file, but in trying to keep my eye on something going on at work, i somehow had a nice little typo. bastard. with your keen eyes and your stealthy perception.

as to crack's spatula issues - i'd have to say in order to whack-a-clit with a spatula, you're getting beyond the exposure of the 1/18 rule. she's got to be displaying at least 1/9 or maybe 2/9 of a full clit to make that whack stick. unless you typically scramble very very little eggs - call them fish roe - and make itty bitty pancakes. i've heard about a trick with a spoon before, but a spatula? you need to stop hooking up with rupaul

so, um, ng...what's this "after class" business about then, eh? i mean, i'm game...but crack is doing all the spatula work. and i'm going to have to ask him to not bring the ones with the little notches in them. ouch?

Carno · 11-08-2006, 04:44 PM

Heh... I just thought it was some tool that I was unfamiliar with..

loquitur · 11-08-2006, 04:49 PM

Well, I guess I'm just going to have to look more closely. Could be a combination of fleshy lips and petite clit head for all I know. Still, as the old saying goes, "seek and ye shall find!!!"

Then again, when I'm busy eating I'm enjoying it way too much to some sort of biological scavenger hunt.

Lady Sage · 11-08-2006, 05:19 PM

Wow.... dirty fingernails and someone find her some hedge clippers...

Yeah thats what one looks like though.

ngdawg · 11-08-2006, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by loquitur

Well, I guess I'm just going to have to look more closely. Could be a combination of fleshy lips and petite clit head for all I know. Still, as the old saying goes, "seek and ye shall find!!!"

Then again, when I'm busy eating I'm enjoying it way too much to some sort of biological scavenger hunt.

That's snacking tho...to get to the main meal, you gotta know where the meat is and how it works. You'll know when you get whiplash

analog · 11-08-2006, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ngdawg

That's snacking tho...to get to the main meal, you gotta know where the meat is and how it works. You'll know when you get whiplash

Whiplash, nothing... an ex of mine would clamp her legs shut, inescapably trapping my head between her thighs, as she writhed violently with the orgasm. That's a ride- damn near broke my neck a few times, i'm sure of it.

Crack · 11-09-2006, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by mixedmedia

Babe, there's only one practical use for a spatula in bed...Spankings!

fer sure...

If you do it with the right kind of spatula you can leave what will look like "charbroil" marks on the bottom.

mixedmedia · 11-09-2006, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Crack

If you do it with the right kind of spatula you can leave what will look like "charbroil" marks on the bottom.

lol, gives new meaning to the word s-s-s-s-sizzlin'

rmarshall · 11-09-2006, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by loquitur

Then again, when I'm busy eating I'm enjoying it way too much to some sort of biological scavenger hunt.

This is the kind of research I love to do. Don't be afraid of poking and prodding. Note carefully the "before" state. With more poking, rubbing and exploring, the subject changes. It enlarges, changes colour and becomes wet. Take note of all this. You'll be quizzed on it later.

james t kirk · 11-09-2006, 02:15 PM

[analog edit]

Do not solicit members for photos, even if you are "kidding". Kidding or no, it's against the rules for a reason.

[/analog edit]

pig · 11-09-2006, 04:37 PM

well, i'm going to guess this thread is now dead. over / under?

loquitur · 11-09-2006, 06:29 PM

dead? to quote Eric Stratton, it isn't over until <i>we</i> say it is.

(I hope I'm not dating myself by that <i>Animal House</i> reference!)

analog · 11-10-2006, 03:10 AM

One word, buddy... "exploration".

Have fun!

11-08-2006, 07:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
loquitur Junkie Location: NYC	physical question for the women I keep reading about clits. I have been with a few women, and have never had a complaint about how I treat them (either emotionally or satisfaction-wise). But despite the fact that I'm frequently getting up close and personal with female genitalia (it's the only way to perform orally, you know), I have yet to actually SEE a clit. Is that just because the women I have been with have had small ones or hidden ones? It's not like the women don't come, they do. I just haven't actually seen a clit. Is this normal? Women, have you seen your own clits?

11-08-2006, 08:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	The clit (NSFW) Yes, I've held a mirror up and seen my own clit. Usually it's hidden behind the clit hood, only coming out when a woman is aroused. If you haven't seen one yet, then you're probably not looking in the right place. Refer to the picture. Also, some women's clits are just small and hard to find. __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

11-08-2006, 08:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	The clit is the the little bulbous, fleshy bit beneath the hood of the vagina. Some more well-concealed than others. It doesn't need direct stimulation for a woman to reach orgasm and in fact is too sensitive on some women to be manipulated directly. You've probably seen one before and not realized what you were looking at. It's really not a conspicuous little nubbin, but an oh so perfect example of great things coming in deceptively small, unassuming packages. And uh, yes, I have seen my own. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

11-08-2006, 09:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
DaElf Tilted Location: Washington	HOLY SHIT THAT CLIT ON WIKIPEDIA IS HUGE __________________ I'm sitting at my desk right now waiting for you to reply to the above message.

11-08-2006, 10:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	....The clit does get bigger when the woman is aroused.. __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

11-08-2006, 08:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
loquitur Junkie Location: NYC	well, I know where it's supposed to be. And I'm apparently hitting it because I do get results (so to speak) during oral sex. The folds and lips are all there, I just haven't seen the little button. I guess the women I have been with are just small or well-hidden. Sage, the picture in that wikipedia entry looks to me like a pretty big clit. I have never seen anything like that.

11-08-2006, 10:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Mmmmmm.....yes, engorged...it's starting to get hot in here. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

11-08-2006, 10:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	It's never a good thing when you're staring into the maw of a wild captivatus biscuitori, and all you can think is "can't someone hook her up with a fingernail nail and some hand soap?" in my experience loquitur, its much more important that you be able find her by touch than by sight __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

11-08-2006, 11:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	yes, i think m^2 has it. __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

11-08-2006, 11:58 AM	#14 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	precious ...you're absolutely right. I do love your piggy style. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

11-08-2006, 02:55 PM	#17 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Assuming you know that from experience, I'm going to say you are a sad, sad man. pigglet - I didn't really notice her fingernails, but I was mostly confused by the term "fingernail nail". I see what you mean now though. __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

11-08-2006, 03:07 PM	#18 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Pigglet and Crack: See me after class. __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

11-08-2006, 04:29 PM	#21 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	carno, ahhh yes...the fingernail nail. have you even been so turned on that you were pretty sure your boner had a boner? well, it's something like that.... ok, maybe not. perhaps i meant a fingernail file, but in trying to keep my eye on something going on at work, i somehow had a nice little typo. bastard. with your keen eyes and your stealthy perception. as to crack's spatula issues - i'd have to say in order to whack-a-clit with a spatula, you're getting beyond the exposure of the 1/18 rule. she's got to be displaying at least 1/9 or maybe 2/9 of a full clit to make that whack stick. unless you typically scramble very very little eggs - call them fish roe - and make itty bitty pancakes. i've heard about a trick with a spoon before, but a spatula? you need to stop hooking up with rupaul so, um, ng...what's this "after class" business about then, eh? i mean, i'm game...but crack is doing all the spatula work. and i'm going to have to ask him to not bring the ones with the little notches in them. ouch? __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

11-08-2006, 04:44 PM	#22 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Heh... I just thought it was some tool that I was unfamiliar with.. __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

11-08-2006, 04:49 PM	#23 (permalink)
loquitur Junkie Location: NYC	Well, I guess I'm just going to have to look more closely. Could be a combination of fleshy lips and petite clit head for all I know. Still, as the old saying goes, "seek and ye shall find!!!" Then again, when I'm busy eating I'm enjoying it way too much to some sort of biological scavenger hunt.

11-08-2006, 05:19 PM	#24 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Wow.... dirty fingernails and someone find her some hedge clippers... Yeah thats what one looks like though. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

11-09-2006, 02:15 PM	#30 (permalink)
james t kirk Junkie Location: Toronto	[analog edit] Do not solicit members for photos, even if you are "kidding". Kidding or no, it's against the rules for a reason. [/analog edit] Last edited by analog; 11-10-2006 at 03:08 AM..

11-09-2006, 04:37 PM	#31 (permalink)
pig pigglet pigglet Location: Locash	well, i'm going to guess this thread is now dead. over / under? __________________ You don't love me, you just love my piggy style

11-09-2006, 06:29 PM	#32 (permalink)
loquitur Junkie Location: NYC	dead? to quote Eric Stratton, it isn't over until <i>we</i> say it is. (I hope I'm not dating myself by that <i>Animal House</i> reference!)

11-10-2006, 03:10 AM	#33 (permalink)
analog Banned	One word, buddy... "exploration". Have fun!