carno,
ahhh yes...the fingernail nail. have you even been so turned on that you were pretty sure your boner had a boner? well, it's something like that....
ok, maybe not. perhaps i meant a fingernail file, but in trying to keep my eye on something going on at work, i somehow had a nice little typo. bastard. with your keen eyes and your stealthy perception.
as to
crack's spatula issues - i'd have to say in order to whack-a-clit with a spatula, you're getting beyond the exposure of the 1/18 rule. she's got to be displaying at least 1/9 or maybe 2/9 of a full clit to make that whack stick. unless you typically scramble very very little eggs - call them fish roe - and make itty bitty pancakes. i've heard about a trick with a spoon before, but a spatula? you need to stop hooking up with rupaul
so, um,
ng...what's this "after class" business about then, eh? i mean, i'm game...but
crack is doing all the spatula work. and i'm going to have to ask him to not bring the ones with the little notches in them. ouch?