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Old 11-08-2006, 01:01 PM   #16 (permalink)
Crack
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Originally Posted by pigglet
while you're sloshing around down there on your girlfriend, just remember that clit you're hunting for is actually only 1/18 of her highly sensitive midgetized penis.

anyone else find this midget penis reference funny? The Clit is a fun thing to play with if you know what you are doing.

One thing I can reccomend to not try is wacking it with a spatula. As funny or erotic as it might sound to you, the ladies... they get kinda miffed when the love button is smacked with the same thing you were cooking pancakes with not 10 mins earlier..
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