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Ourcrazymodern? · 08-28-2010, 02:40 PM

Since it's part of our title, why do you think this forum is shrinking?

Craven Morehead · 08-28-2010, 06:13 PM

facebook

Jetée · 08-28-2010, 06:17 PM

I'm too lazy to muse upon and think contextually enough to create some topics I've had on hold for years now?
(topics such as my "Scales of Good & Evil" idea, originally though up in May-Sept of '07.)

It's not just Philosophy, though; our entire community has shrunk considerably over the years, and I've come to notice only the same few several dozen names here and about, chatting. We've grown stale.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-30-2010, 11:55 AM

you've put it in a nutshell,
becoming stale unless it's cracking,
from the outside or the in.

Wes Mantooth · 08-30-2010, 01:30 PM

I don't know, I've only been here since last winter but it does seem like even in that short amount of time the number of posters and threads has dwindled considerably. I guess there is only so many times we can discuss why somebodies relationship fell apart or how come that experiment with anal sex went wrong...especially when each poster has probably written the same thing nearly word for word every time a new thread pops up. In turn it seems like the action here seems to have switched to a balance between more topical subjects (new conversations) and just hanging out with friends made here over the years. Its not a bad thing, but it sounds like this place has been around for a long time and probably just going through the normal evolution of a community. Old married couple syndrome.

Anyway the Internet is just changing, like Craven wrote above people are spending their online time at places like facebook. Message boards just don't seem to have the same attraction they did even a few years ago.

Pearl Trade · 08-30-2010, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Wes Mantooth

Anyway the Internet is just changing, like Craven wrote above people are spending their online time at places like facebook. Message boards just don't seem to have the same attraction they did even a few years ago.

I don't use Facebook or any social sites, so I come here for my internet discussion.

I've been signed up on this site for a couple years, but I was lurking for a good while before I posted anything. I don't know why I just put that, I saw someone else give their story so why not me. I'm a follower.

Anyways, I've noticed this board moving towards politics and that type of thing and moving away from lesser subjects. Politics are king.

Plan9 · 08-30-2010, 02:03 PM

Don't worry, Pearl Trade. Guys like me will keep TFP well rooted in proletariat topics like failed relationships and anal sex.

ring · 08-30-2010, 04:50 PM

You melt at the sight of cute kittens & give sensible gun totin' advice, too.

Craven Morehead · 08-30-2010, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

Don't worry, Pearl Trade. Guys like me will keep TFP well rooted in proletariat topics like failed relationships and anal sex.

More topics like these two and TFP could make a come back. especially the anal one

Plan9 · 08-30-2010, 06:36 PM

I'm no Atlas, but I'll accept your challenge, sir. Now... lemme dig up a willing female candidate.

The first step is the conversation. The second step is the test activity. The third step is documentation.

I'll like the test activity part. Word on the street is that TFP likes the documentation part.

/lurid non-Plan9-esque conversation

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Originally Posted by ring

You melt at the sight of cute kittens & give sensible gun totin' advice, too.

You're totally ruining my dumb-yet-tries-to-be-tough-yet-scrawny persona, Ring.

And it's been made clear several times don't know jack about cats or firearms.

It's easy to see the guys that actually know about guns on the board keep it to themselves.

They're quiet professionals; I'm just an outspoken moron that edits his posts a dozen times.

Wes Mantooth · 08-30-2010, 10:57 PM

So more posts about anal sex then? Throw in a few about crack, hookers and falling in love with and being rejected by crack smoking anal sexing hookers and this place is back in business!

Surely somebody 'round here has a question that fits the above criteria? No?

freeload · 08-30-2010, 11:16 PM

What? Can't have any posts about hookers without some good recommendation on knives , piano wire and lime. Then the chef should arise to cook the threads up even more

That could also spawn a thread about the Oedipus complex and it's influence on our impulses and lack of remorse when strangling crack smoking anal sexing motherly hookers that reject you - and BAM! Right on track with Humanity, Sexuality and Philosophy

Plan9 · 08-31-2010, 07:01 AM

Personally? I'm waiting for the anal sex fad to end. I want the armpit sex fad to start up.

Lindy · 08-31-2010, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

Personally? I'm waiting for the anal sex fad to end. I want the armpit sex fad to start up.

Interesting. Just what would you like me to do to your armpit?

Lindy

Plan9 · 08-31-2010, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Lindy

Interesting. Just what would you like me to do to your armpit?

Lindy

Oh, come on.

Do I really have to draw a crude MS Paint picture of a cartoon man pumping his cock in a cartoon woman's armpit? Because I will. I've got free time.

My jokes just keep getting worse. Hell, people aren't getting them anymore. Eventually I'll get banned. Then I'll have even more free time. Ooo, this isn't good.

Pearl Trade · 08-31-2010, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

I want the armpit sex fad to start up.

I'm on it.

Plan9 · 08-31-2010, 12:25 PM

I've tried it a few times as part of a bedroom playtime joke and it actually isn't too bad. If you wanna get really kinky, you can hit it from behind.

Wes Mantooth · 08-31-2010, 12:31 PM

Hey lets be honest, if you can lube it up its fair game. Underside of chins (the more chins the better here), elbow joints, the back of her knee...

...maybe I shouldn't have shared that.

Pearl Trade · 08-31-2010, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

I've tried it a few times as part of a bedroom playtime joke and it actually isn't too bad. If you wanna get really kinky, you can hit it from behind.

You try it out the first time as a joke, then you realize it's pretty good, so you ask the girl if you want to do it again.

John: You wanna do that armpit thing again?
Jane: Haha, you're funny.
John: I wasn't joking.
Jane: Oh...I'd rather not...

Elbow joint sex or knee joint sex anyone?

Damnit, Mantooth, you made your post before mine about elbows and knees.

Plan9 · 08-31-2010, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pearl Trade

You try it out the first time as a joke, then you realize it's pretty good, so you ask the girl if you want to do it again.

John: You wanna do that armpit thing again?
Jane: Haha, you're funny.
John: I wasn't joking.
Jane: Oh...I'd rather not...

You act like this is completely implausible. But it's not. It happens all the time. How do you think some guy convinced his girl to tunnel her boobs around his wang so he could play oil derrick with her chest? And how do you think the whole "alternate love canal" thing got started? Awkward suggestions.

...

We're so off topic right now. I feel horrible. I need to redeem myself by somehow turning all this around and putting it in the philosophy direction.

Pearl Trade · 08-31-2010, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

You act like this is completely implausible. But it's not. It happens all the time. How do you think some guy convinced his girl to tunnel her boobs around his wang so he could play oil derrick with her chest? And how do you think the whole "alternate love canal" thing got started? Awkward suggestions.

...

We're so off topic right now. I feel horrible. I need to redeem myself by somehow turning all this around and putting it in the philosophy direction.

Call me old fashioned, but the way I do it is: I get it wet, put it in, and try to think of other stuff so I don't cum to quick.

Here's a philosophy debate, "is it ever alright to have sex with animals?" On a more serious note, "is it possible to become a genius with enough practice or is the only way to become a genius through birth?" Took care of it for you, Plan9.

Wes Mantooth · 08-31-2010, 12:53 PM

Well I'll raise my hand and take responsibility for going off topic, I had a stupid attack and thought this was about the board in general and not just philosophy...I didn't realize that until I started being careless with all that anal sex.

On the plus side this might be the most active topic on this board in sometime...that's good right?

Errrr yeah I think this particular board is dying because there just aren't enough people posting new topics...yeah I gots nothin'.

Plan9 · 08-31-2010, 01:07 PM

I would post a philosophy thread but that Mojo Pei (?) guy would come and trample it with posts longer and more complex than the GWoT.

Pearl Trade · 08-31-2010, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

I would post a philosophy thread but that Mojo Pei (?) guy would come and trample it with posts longer and more complex than the GWoT.

Or that one guy who spilled his BS all over the place, he liked to say The Fuck. I think he got the ban bomb though, so the coast is clear.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-31-2010, 03:35 PM

Unlike crystal, but I love what you guys have done with the place. Bare your pits!

ring · 08-31-2010, 03:42 PM

I can braid my arm-pit hairs. That might cause some chafing.

Less so than stubble I would imagine.

Plan9 · 08-31-2010, 04:41 PM

I'm curious as to what a Goo'g images search for "armpit sex" will reveal. I certainly hope something juicy.

I don't look at Web porn anymore so I'll leave it to another one of my TFP counterparts that has no such qualms.

ring · 08-31-2010, 04:45 PM

You fucking paranoid Fed Wannabe.

Peach pits are juicy. That would be a safe search.

Plan9 · 08-31-2010, 04:50 PM

Don't say that. Nobody really wants that job.

...

I changed my masturbatory fuel format after realizing that no woman on Earth can not turn on my laptop, open the desktop 'PORN' folder, and be shocked that the contents is, in fact, pornography. My new philosophy is to grease up the leather sectional and, well, you get the idea.

In order to satisfy my prurient cravings, I have switched alternative practices such as armpit sex.

ring · 08-31-2010, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

Don't say that. Nobody really wants that job.

I agree. Pardon my hubris.
I successively played crazy when they came a courtin' me.

So what's our philosophical angsty question for today?

Besides the anticipation of someone scratching your hide-sit-place?

Jetée · 08-31-2010, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

I'm curious as to what a Goo'g images search for "armpit sex" will reveal. I certainly hope something juicy.

I don't look at Web porn anymore so I'll leave it to another one of my TFP counterparts that has no such qualms.

I recently found that there is a word for that 9either the practice of the "love" of it (maybe - philia) but I didn't bother to remember it.

The word this thread title is missing is Philanthropy. (whatever that means)

ring · 08-31-2010, 05:42 PM

May we all bask in a beneficent paradise, enthralled with Phil & tropical.

Phil with one L.

dlish · 08-31-2010, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

In order to satisfy my prurient cravings, I have switched alternative practices such as armpit sex.

errr...your own armpit 9er?

[need to get this mental picture of 9er doubling over and throwing his armpit over his schlong]

Plan9 · 08-31-2010, 06:05 PM

It's not a sport for one, Dlish. Do the math.

ring · 08-31-2010, 06:05 PM

Humanity, Sexuality & philasophomorical.

Is sex a sport? Is golf?

dlish · 08-31-2010, 06:07 PM

here i was thinking thats why your neighbours were complaining..

thanks for the disclaimer.

Plan9 · 08-31-2010, 06:08 PM

This thread makes me miss the Shoutbox.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlish

here i was thinking thats why your neighbours were complaining..

thanks for the disclaimer.

No, my neighbors complain because I'm watching The Jetson's at 3 AM and we share a wall.

Say, is armpit sex allowed in Dubai? If I end up at Bubbles I wanna ask for "the special."

...

Also: Where the fuck is World's King? Since he got all "married" I haven't been the victim of a tasteless hooker joke onslaught in weeks.

Lindy · 08-31-2010, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Plan9

Oh, come on.

Do I really have to draw a crude MS Paint picture of a cartoon man pumping his cock in a cartoon woman's armpit? Because I will. I've got free time.

My jokes just keep getting worse. Hell, people aren't getting them anymore. Eventually I'll get banned. Then I'll have even more free time. Ooo, this isn't good.

Belatedly...
Plan9, it is not like you to let sarcasm go over your head. Of course I knew what you meant. My response was a sarcastic parry to the male-centric idea that sex is always something the male does to his partner. And not something your partner might want to do to you.
//Sarcasm again// How would you like to try some anal with me? Grab your ankles, I've got the dildo.

Lindy

Plan9 · 08-31-2010, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lindy

Belatedly...
Plan9, it is not like you to let sarcasm go over your head. Of course I knew what you meant. My response was a sarcastic parry to the male-centric idea that sex is always something the male does to his partner. And not something your partner might want to do to you.

Lindy

Yeah, yeah, yeah... you missed my double sarcasm, lady. I'm never serious.

The Jazz actually fines me $25 every time I'm serious in a thread.

*notices his account just lost $25*

Sonuvabitch.

dlish · 08-31-2010, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9

Say, is armpit sex allowed in Dubai? If I end up at Bubbles I wanna ask for "the special."

anything's allowed if its not in public or public knowledge. Regard that as Gold. I dont want you strewn all over the front pages of News of the World one day because you didnt heed my advice to keep your armpit fetish private.

..ohh, and if you ask for 'the special', a young white american dude, you're looking at paying a premium. I can see if i can haggle for you, but chinese and kazakhi isnt my first language.

08-28-2010, 02:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Humanity, Sexuality & ? Since it's part of our title, why do you think this forum is shrinking? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-28-2010, 06:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jetée The Reforms Location: Rarely, if ever, here or there, but always in transition	I'm too lazy to muse upon and think contextually enough to create some topics I've had on hold for years now? (topics such as my "Scales of Good & Evil" idea, originally though up in May-Sept of '07.) It's not just Philosophy, though; our entire community has shrunk considerably over the years, and I've come to notice only the same few several dozen names here and about, chatting. We've grown stale. __________________ As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves. —Mohandas K. Gandhi

08-30-2010, 11:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	you've put it in a nutshell, becoming stale unless it's cracking, from the outside or the in. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-30-2010, 01:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
Wes Mantooth Junkie Location: Tennessee	I don't know, I've only been here since last winter but it does seem like even in that short amount of time the number of posters and threads has dwindled considerably. I guess there is only so many times we can discuss why somebodies relationship fell apart or how come that experiment with anal sex went wrong...especially when each poster has probably written the same thing nearly word for word every time a new thread pops up. In turn it seems like the action here seems to have switched to a balance between more topical subjects (new conversations) and just hanging out with friends made here over the years. Its not a bad thing, but it sounds like this place has been around for a long time and probably just going through the normal evolution of a community. Old married couple syndrome. Anyway the Internet is just changing, like Craven wrote above people are spending their online time at places like facebook. Message boards just don't seem to have the same attraction they did even a few years ago. __________________ “My god I must have missed it...its hell down here!”

08-30-2010, 02:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Don't worry, Pearl Trade. Guys like me will keep TFP well rooted in proletariat topics like failed relationships and anal sex. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-28-2010, 06:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Craven Morehead Custom User Title	facebook

08-30-2010, 04:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	You melt at the sight of cute kittens & give sensible gun totin' advice, too.

08-30-2010, 10:57 PM	#11 (permalink)
Wes Mantooth Junkie Location: Tennessee	So more posts about anal sex then? Throw in a few about crack, hookers and falling in love with and being rejected by crack smoking anal sexing hookers and this place is back in business! Surely somebody 'round here has a question that fits the above criteria? No? __________________ “My god I must have missed it...its hell down here!”

08-30-2010, 11:16 PM	#12 (permalink)
freeload Done freeloading here Location: on my ass :) - Norway	What? Can't have any posts about hookers without some good recommendation on knives , piano wire and lime. Then the chef should arise to cook the threads up even more That could also spawn a thread about the Oedipus complex and it's influence on our impulses and lack of remorse when strangling crack smoking anal sexing motherly hookers that reject you - and BAM! Right on track with Humanity, Sexuality and Philosophy __________________ The future ain't what it used to be. Last edited by freeload; 08-30-2010 at 11:22 PM..

08-31-2010, 07:01 AM	#13 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Personally? I'm waiting for the anal sex fad to end. I want the armpit sex fad to start up. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-31-2010, 12:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I've tried it a few times as part of a bedroom playtime joke and it actually isn't too bad. If you wanna get really kinky, you can hit it from behind. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-31-2010, 12:31 PM	#18 (permalink)
Wes Mantooth Junkie Location: Tennessee	Hey lets be honest, if you can lube it up its fair game. Underside of chins (the more chins the better here), elbow joints, the back of her knee... ...maybe I shouldn't have shared that. __________________ “My god I must have missed it...its hell down here!”

08-31-2010, 12:53 PM	#22 (permalink)
Wes Mantooth Junkie Location: Tennessee	Well I'll raise my hand and take responsibility for going off topic, I had a stupid attack and thought this was about the board in general and not just philosophy...I didn't realize that until I started being careless with all that anal sex. On the plus side this might be the most active topic on this board in sometime...that's good right? Errrr yeah I think this particular board is dying because there just aren't enough people posting new topics...yeah I gots nothin'. __________________ “My god I must have missed it...its hell down here!”

08-31-2010, 01:07 PM	#23 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I would post a philosophy thread but that Mojo Pei (?) guy would come and trample it with posts longer and more complex than the GWoT. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-31-2010, 03:35 PM	#25 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Unlike crystal, but I love what you guys have done with the place. Bare your pits! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-31-2010, 03:42 PM	#26 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	I can braid my arm-pit hairs. That might cause some chafing. Less so than stubble I would imagine.

08-31-2010, 04:41 PM	#27 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I'm curious as to what a Goo'g images search for "armpit sex" will reveal. I certainly hope something juicy. I don't look at Web porn anymore so I'll leave it to another one of my TFP counterparts that has no such qualms. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-31-2010, 04:45 PM	#28 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	You fucking paranoid Fed Wannabe. Peach pits are juicy. That would be a safe search.

08-31-2010, 04:50 PM	#29 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Don't say that. Nobody really wants that job. ... I changed my masturbatory fuel format after realizing that no woman on Earth can not turn on my laptop, open the desktop 'PORN' folder, and be shocked that the contents is, in fact, pornography. My new philosophy is to grease up the leather sectional and, well, you get the idea. In order to satisfy my prurient cravings, I have switched alternative practices such as armpit sex. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 08-31-2010 at 04:54 PM..

08-31-2010, 05:42 PM	#32 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	May we all bask in a beneficent paradise, enthralled with Phil & tropical. Phil with one L.

08-31-2010, 06:05 PM	#34 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	It's not a sport for one, Dlish. Do the math. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

08-31-2010, 06:05 PM	#35 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Humanity, Sexuality & philasophomorical. Is sex a sport? Is golf?

08-31-2010, 06:07 PM	#36 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	here i was thinking thats why your neighbours were complaining.. thanks for the disclaimer. __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy