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Plan9 · 08-31-2010, 04:50 PM

Don't say that. Nobody really wants that job.

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I changed my masturbatory fuel format after realizing that no woman on Earth can not turn on my laptop, open the desktop 'PORN' folder, and be shocked that the contents is, in fact, pornography. My new philosophy is to grease up the leather sectional and, well, you get the idea.

In order to satisfy my prurient cravings, I have switched alternative practices such as armpit sex.

08-31-2010, 04:50 PM	#29 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Don't say that. Nobody really wants that job. ... I changed my masturbatory fuel format after realizing that no woman on Earth can not turn on my laptop, open the desktop 'PORN' folder, and be shocked that the contents is, in fact, pornography. My new philosophy is to grease up the leather sectional and, well, you get the idea. In order to satisfy my prurient cravings, I have switched alternative practices such as armpit sex. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 08-31-2010 at 04:54 PM..