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Originally Posted by Pearl Trade
You try it out the first time as a joke, then you realize it's pretty good, so you ask the girl if you want to do it again.
John: You wanna do that armpit thing again?
Jane: Haha, you're funny.
John: I wasn't joking.
Jane: Oh...I'd rather not...
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You act like this is completely implausible. But it's not. It happens all the time. How do you think some guy convinced his girl to tunnel her boobs around his wang so he could play oil derrick with her chest? And how do you think the whole "alternate love canal" thing got started? Awkward suggestions.
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We're so off topic right now. I feel horrible. I need to redeem myself by somehow turning all this around and putting it in the philosophy direction.