yes, yes, keep em' coming!

my favourite:

2 + 2 = 5 (for extremely large values of two)

I'm just like a superhero without powers or motivation

- There's three kinds of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.

- Keep staring, I might do a trick

- You laugh because I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same.

-People who are different change the world. People who are the same keep it the way it is.

I once saw one that said,

"edited"

and one that I came up with myself:

"My wife is an honor student at Travis Elementary"

i made one up that said...

TIT FOR TAT on the front

and...

I'M TAT on the back

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its always fun to see more of these!

great shirt ideas..there was this one at JCPenny awhile ago. It read "I eat glue" thought it as pretty funny...and instead of shirts, I found this wristband that on one side read Nintendo and had a Mario mushroom, then as you turned it over ir erad "KNow your mushrooms" and had all the mushrooms from Mario. Thought it was funny in a nerdy way :)

These are just a few shirts I have found over the years.

- STRESS the confusion created when ones mind over rides to bodies basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperatly deserves it. (I have this one)
- Its hard to say I care since I dont.
- What part of NO do you NOT understand.
- I want to be just like Barbie that bitch has everything.
- I want to be just like Ken that bastard has Barbie.
- I m not bald its a solar pannel for a sex machine.
- If you can still read this you arent drunk enough.
- This is your brain FORD , This is your brain on drugs Chevy
- I suffer from P.M.S Putting up with Mens Shit

BUMP!!! :P

Worn by Johnny Depp's character in Once Upon a Time in Mexico: I'm with stupid (hand pointing down)

From The Donnas song: I've scored 40 boys in 40 nights.

My personal collection:
* If you're not part of the solution, you're part of management.
* Those of you who think you know everything are pissing off those of us who do.
* iMachivellian: Think Dissident
* Relax! Life's too short to be anal.
* If I give you a quarter, will you go play in the freeway?
* Wanna see my Red Card collection? (For those not in-the-know, a "red card" is an ejection from a soccer match.)
* My eyes are not in my shirt.
* Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian
* So many Christians, so few lions

I (heart) sporks.

I love manboobs.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I fucked your father.

:lol:

That would be mine...thats great

4 out of 5 voices in my head say I'm completely sane!

i have the first one on a bumper sticker taped to my frt door...thanks to my fine friends...find it rather funny when I have the Church promoters knock at my door and get scared!!!

My wife got me one that said
Instant Ass-Hole
Just ad alcohol

So true

A buddy of mine has a shirt that reads "Can't sleep... the clowns will eat me." on it. For some reason it cracks me up.

I also like one I own it says "Know Your Roots" above an old NES control pad.

my favorite:

front: Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean that I...

For the Seinfeld fans...
My favorite Tshirt has

Corporate logo that says:

Vandalay Industries

i have that shirt, lol. i accidentally wore it into my parents house one day, and my dad laughed his beer out of his hand, but my mom smacked me before she read the back

i must have that shirt. where do i get one?

www.tshirthell.com, twilightfoix

another good addition: a baby shirt that said "i survived my prenatal crack addiction"

haha, thanks man some are better than others...

I love my "Barbie is a slut" t-shirt :D

These are all gold.

No Muff, Too Tuff

We dive at five

OMG I want that one!



I don't mind sloopy seconds (with a guy winking on the front)

Homosexuals are gay.

vegetarians = cows. EAT THEM!

I only have one daughter, and I'm not afraid to go back to prison

http://www.fatguyshirts.com/

I want to pick up these ones:

"Winning in the fight against Anorexia "
"I dare you to picture me naked"

--It ain't gonna shuck itself
--I <3 My Geek (I have that one)
--Don't f*ck with Jesus (got that for my ex)
--Jesus wants your money
--Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing it's idiot.

I love my "Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society" shirt, but I've gotten stopped by cops twice walking down the street, so I guess it isn't funny any more. :lol:

Basically almost anything Northern Sun or Modern Freak has ever done.

yep. true.

- HE was fragged for your sins.
- HE died for 3 days, but someone casted Rez
- Gank the camper. (official chapter of the american bear society)


these are all geek h@XX0R tshirts...

My friend Mark prints his own T-shirts. One says:
"This space left intentionally blank"

:)

I would love one of those shirts... The military prints books, guides, journals, and everything always has "This page left intentionally blank" to separate chapters. It is very frustrating, but I guess it is easier to format, and us stoopid troops can really tell when the chapter is over.

10/10 :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I saw some that said

- You say tomato, I say fuck you.
- *on a fat kid* Yea, I know I'm FAT.
- *on another fat dude* I beat anorexia.
- I fuck sheep.
- Smoke crack and worship Satan.
- *on a baby* The condom broke.
- Fucking ray of sunshine, aren't I?

"Your Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

Some great ones here, a lot made me laugh.

If I lend you $20 and never see you again...it's worth it.

Support bacteria! It the only culture some people have.

A woman’s breasts are a journey. Her feet are the destination.

667...The neighbor of the beast