That's funny...

My buddy thought of this one "A mind is like a parachute, it works best when high as hell."

I've got a t-shirt that says "I ain't trippin" which, i might add, I prefer a lot more than most sleazy ass "rub-here-to-make-me-ejaculate" t-shirts which you see all the time when you're out clubbing or just hanging out in town.

Me and a mate did come up with an awesome idea for a T-shirt while watching blade trinity bout 2 or 3 months ago. Basically we realised there were a whole lot of Freud references all over the show, including vagina dentata which cracked us up. Anyways, I randomly yelled FREUD0r outta nowhere, and we decided it would make a great t-shirt. Imagine a big freud face smokin his pipe with some spinner medallion bling and a cheesy grin.. It'll be the new Che.. cept i'll make sure it's far too expensive to actually buy and that people will be forced to steal it as opposed aiding capitalism. Just the way Che would have wanted it...

Um.. What was I talking about?

"Interesting perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

"only the good die young" with a big picture of the pope underneath

I HAVE THE
DICK, SO I
MAKE THE RULES!

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a492/a492.gif


:lol: :lol: I found that hilarious after reading the farmer joke!

"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't."

Londan
Paris
Rome
Belfair

Recently seen on a local Belfair resident. :)

good stuff

heres one Ive seen ages ago;

"Everyday of my life I'm forced to add more names to the list of people who PISS ME OFF!"

How about this one:

http://fuckinginsanet-shirts.com/main7069042.jpg

http://fuckinginsanet-shirts.com/main7_069.htm

My favorite from http://xkcd.com/store/
"Maybe if this shirt if witty enough, someone will finally love me"

My friend has a T-shirt that says "Bush's America, taking it up the gas." with a picture of a gasoline pipe stuck in a guy's ass. I like it.

I have two such shirts. One says "Got me? I'll do your body good!" while the other one is red and says "Big Rod" (You'll get it if you've ever seen the Big Red gum they sale in stores).

I enjoyed these ones most. Can kinda see why they stopped selling the middle one, though.

This one's definitely in the realm of potentially offensive, so I'll spoiler it. Highlight at your own risk:

Spoiler: Child molesters are fucking immature assholes.