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snowace56 05-22-2003 10:46 AM

My favorite is "Hey Baby! I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

sstennes 05-22-2003 11:48 AM

Why is the alphabet in that order? Do you suppose it's because of that song?

sstennes 05-22-2003 11:50 AM

If you think my dog is poorly behaved, you should see my husband.

stupid1 05-22-2003 12:56 PM

don’t feel bad your just inferior.
My child is an honor role student at the state correctional facility.
my child can beat up your honer role student.
i survived the D.C. sniper and all i got was this damn T-shirt.
http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p25971.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p27280.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p34831.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p34856.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p34858.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p34929.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p34931.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p34941.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p34943.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p21689.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p25079.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p26021.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p26848.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p27737.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p28995.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p29503.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p30394.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p30406.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p30422.jpghttp://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p30426.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p30686.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p30780.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p31109.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p31662.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p31968.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p32344.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p32352.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p32504.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p32733.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p32816.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p32822.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p33205.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p33207.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p33246.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p33302.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p33306.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p33724.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p33728.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p33837.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p33839.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p33843.jpg http://www.johnsonsmith.com/website/...ges/p33856.jpg

jestersdemise 05-24-2003 05:20 PM

-Look, everyone makes mistake, take your parent's for example
-I'm like a superhero, with no superpowers or motivation
-If your parents got a divorce would they still be cousins
-I will not stare at boobies
I will not stare at boobies
I will not stare at boobies

TheDave87 05-24-2003 08:01 PM

suviko, i actually have the binary shirt... aside from that, i like the matching shirts "Its a hardware problem" and "Its a software problem"

vevaphon 05-25-2003 10:36 AM

a personal fave of mine is:

"you're just angry because my lifestyle looks cooler than yours."

nightmare 05-25-2003 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shades
My favorite was "Question Authority- Don't Ask Why, Just DO IT!!!!"

thats my favourite

Tophat665 05-25-2003 09:53 PM

I have a Runs with Scissors T that I like to wear.

Saw "Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me." in a repeating spiral on a new T-shirt for sale n a mall t'other day. Gotta love it - obscure Alice Cooper in the fricking mall!

I kinda like the "I poke badgers with spoons" T that's been advertised on Fark lately.

When I was in college, A friend of mine almost had "David Koresh Gun Club : Wasting Pigs for Jesus" shirts printed up, but then Reno burned the compund and I figured I'd get stuck with 'em, so we bagged it. (Apologies to police reading this - at the time there was animus. Now it's just a story I tell sometimes.)

Couple of shirts I want to have made:
Jesus thinks you're a jerk.
Jesus is my landscaper
Truth is, there's always a bigger fish.
(Can you tell Jesus freaks burn my butt?)
I miss Frank Zappa.
I drink to make people interesting.
I'm not a Goth, I just look sharp in black.
Remember: Pillage first. Then burn.
Thug (In Hindi script).
In Kanji: Dumb Gaijin buy Anything with Kanji on it.
In Chinese: Bite the Wax Tadpole, with the correct English Translation in smaller print below.

riptide4070 05-26-2003 08:28 AM

Re: Sayings Seen on T-Shirts
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Minx
[B
~ The trouble with life is there's no background music.
[/B]
never heard this one before but it is my fave!!!

suviko 05-29-2003 10:09 AM

Not sayings, but how to make a ninja mask out of a black t-shirt: http://www.houseofninja.com/lessons.php

WispOfDespair 05-29-2003 10:46 AM

Thought it was: Save the Whales, Harpoon a Fat Chick

bongobong 05-30-2003 02:47 AM

Another one I saw:
(on the front) Britney sucks
(on the back) Christina swallows

monkeydriven 06-03-2003 12:57 PM

I have one that says "I hate people"

The_Dude 06-03-2003 01:16 PM

the only bush i trust is my own

ARRH 06-05-2003 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Dude
the only bush i trust is my own
now thats funny!

i remember when i was little (14 or so) i had a shirt that said:

One tequila,
two tequila,
three tequila,
floor!

and it was printed on in dots, so it looks real blurry. so everybody that looked at it always squinted, and thought it was their eyes!

i thought it was funny at the time ;)

Midlandmadman 06-06-2003 03:04 AM

One I saw at the store .....

Its has a real cute little cartoon girl on it and she has a tear comming from her eye. Below her it say....


You suck, and that makes me sad!


That one makes me laugh every time I see it!

THE MAC GOD 06-06-2003 02:16 PM

I actually bought that shirt... bur from www.thinkgeek.com... great site!

Quote:

Originally posted by suviko
That Jesus-in-the-back shirt is from this site:
http://www.tshirthell.com/index.htm

-----------------

"I am the bomb squad engineer so if you see me running, try to keep up!"

Seen in the back of a biker's leather vest: "If you can read this, the bitch must have fallen off"

---------------

T-shirt picture for a popular board game, based on Cthulhu mythology.
http://www.roguecthulhu.com/caa_sign_image.gif


There's an european clothes company that has great t-shirts. The name of the company is French Connection and they have a brand called fcuk (French Connection UK). :) I got "fcuk it" and a friend of mine has "guaranteed fcuk", but these are really something. The boys' version has same idea with "magnificient cock".


http://www.awrust.co.uk/productimages/2625.jpg http://www.awrust.co.uk/productimages/detail/2625d.jpg

ThinkGeek.com is a great place for t-shirts. Gotta order this one:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...girl-dumb2.jpg
"You are dumb" in ASCII binary typed with those three lighter blue sequences. The blue ones read "repaeting background" :)

This is me and the shirt says "out-patient" in Finnish. The brand supports mental care projects with donations and they also have shopping bag with "kleptomaniac" print, lighter with "incendiary
" on it.
http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=Suviko
(They have prohibited direct linking to pictures.)


lyxo 06-06-2003 05:07 PM

"Why go to high school when you can go to school high?"

"I say no to drugs but they don't listen"

"I need a little head" (picture of a cartoon character with a big head)

"If
you can
read this shirt you must
have very good eyesight.
While you're down there why don't you give me a blow job. "

XenuHubbard 06-07-2003 02:34 AM

"I am so happy today, today is such a nice day, I am so happy, everybody is so nice to me today, this day is so happy".

Taiwanese t-shirts rock.

Lintras 06-07-2003 04:03 AM

Another one I like:
"No one wants advice, only corroboration." -John Steinbeck

madsenj37 06-08-2003 03:20 AM

Someone actully gave me a shirt that says: Its not a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my sex machine.

BigBlueWrecking 06-09-2003 06:38 AM

I used to have one in high school that read:

I love every Bone in your body, especially mine

DelayedReaction 06-09-2003 06:58 AM

T-Shirt Hell stopped selling it, but the one that always gets me is...

Help Stop Rape. Consent.

joshibahn 06-09-2003 07:08 AM

Jesus saves, he shops at Wal-Mart.

4thTimeLucky 06-09-2003 07:33 AM

There was a t-shirt that went somthing like:

Study
Work
Die

If anyone has heard of it or knows the full thing then plas let me know (pm me). Cheers.

dmitry1981 06-10-2003 11:58 AM

A dude bent-over a tiolet vomitting like a fire hose, and on top of the shirt it says "Hi John"

THE MAC GOD 06-10-2003 06:41 PM

One i'm gonna make...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm scizophrenic,
and so am I.

Zesty 06-10-2003 06:51 PM

oh shit i'm going to have to buy one of those

suviko 06-17-2003 11:32 AM

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj/div_bilder/3.jpg

THE MAC GOD 06-17-2003 01:00 PM

hmm... love how parts of that shirt are closer to me than other parts...

mtbiker 06-17-2003 01:58 PM

I have two T-shirts that say:

THNIK
and
Visualize Whirled Pease

Not_You 06-18-2003 09:18 AM

I saw one that was a dog licking itself with the caption

"because I can"

It was funny

Another funny shirt that my brother made was:

"Fuck cows"

SiN 06-18-2003 02:51 PM

heh, cool thread.

makes me laugh...and i def. need to get some shirts from thinkgeek. my bf has several...i need a couple too ;)

and, i found a couple quotes that will make good IRC quit messages :)

wfg 06-20-2003 04:47 AM

Saw this in a pic some time ago. It was on a great looking lady at a bar.

IF YOUR DICK WAS AS BIG AS YOU THOUGHT IT WAS I MIGHT BE INTERESTED

Fly 06-21-2003 07:40 AM

these are some of my favs.

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[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0UwDiAu0aI4h04ou9sfoJlEYhS2Sw!ntP78gIQd7lXnKjxOsOECdBIT!OzMbY0PpV5Gi2yHMIRL35upUzyPfVNud2MQ9i1QrnJc2p*Y6jKr!aTcGQ6OIhKqVxEZVQc!Xg/eat-shit.gif?dc=4675427093073524179[/IMG][IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0WwAWA1wdC4HGBVsmdB0tplikP6QdDBzTDlq9ooAGhS3w!FeIH3YbMd9liGmgof9t6vZwLwyW!1qbF2QTHbcHWqvcbQ!VgGOT!lYwFsAT2!V2Qp3lYDkVjSVoiylottkX5jTtv*iCk40/bush-t-shirt.jpg?dc=4675427093072728815[/IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0YwDmA...27093078275686

i couldn't find the shot but also..

i'm not as think as you stoned i am

irateplatypus 06-26-2003 01:31 PM

You may not get this unless you travel in Christian literature circles.

The front:

I prayed the prayer of Jabez.

The back:

And all i got was this t-shirt.

kbc8090 06-26-2003 10:02 PM

haha, those were great.

goat_attack 06-26-2003 10:07 PM

I've got a shirt that has "shirt." printed on the front. I thought it was funny anyhow.

http://www.SimplyVintage.com carries some nice shirts, if a bit pricey.

Mitzkrieg 06-26-2003 11:58 PM

I've got one that someone posted earlier.... "fuck you you fucking fuck!"

and I also have "mean people suck, nice people swallow"

had to buy them when I saw them, heh.


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