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My favorite is "Hey Baby! I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Do you suppose it's because of that song?
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If you think my dog is poorly behaved, you should see my husband.
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-Look, everyone makes mistake, take your parent's for example
-I'm like a superhero, with no superpowers or motivation -If your parents got a divorce would they still be cousins -I will not stare at boobies I will not stare at boobies I will not stare at boobies |
suviko, i actually have the binary shirt... aside from that, i like the matching shirts "Its a hardware problem" and "Its a software problem"
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a personal fave of mine is:
"you're just angry because my lifestyle looks cooler than yours." |
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I have a Runs with Scissors T that I like to wear.
Saw "Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me." in a repeating spiral on a new T-shirt for sale n a mall t'other day. Gotta love it - obscure Alice Cooper in the fricking mall! I kinda like the "I poke badgers with spoons" T that's been advertised on Fark lately. When I was in college, A friend of mine almost had "David Koresh Gun Club : Wasting Pigs for Jesus" shirts printed up, but then Reno burned the compund and I figured I'd get stuck with 'em, so we bagged it. (Apologies to police reading this - at the time there was animus. Now it's just a story I tell sometimes.) Couple of shirts I want to have made: Jesus thinks you're a jerk. Jesus is my landscaper Truth is, there's always a bigger fish. (Can you tell Jesus freaks burn my butt?) I miss Frank Zappa. I drink to make people interesting. I'm not a Goth, I just look sharp in black. Remember: Pillage first. Then burn. Thug (In Hindi script). In Kanji: Dumb Gaijin buy Anything with Kanji on it. In Chinese: Bite the Wax Tadpole, with the correct English Translation in smaller print below. |
Re: Sayings Seen on T-Shirts
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Not sayings, but how to make a ninja mask out of a black t-shirt: http://www.houseofninja.com/lessons.php
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Thought it was: Save the Whales, Harpoon a Fat Chick
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Another one I saw:
(on the front) Britney sucks (on the back) Christina swallows |
I have one that says "I hate people"
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the only bush i trust is my own
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i remember when i was little (14 or so) i had a shirt that said: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! and it was printed on in dots, so it looks real blurry. so everybody that looked at it always squinted, and thought it was their eyes! i thought it was funny at the time ;) |
One I saw at the store .....
Its has a real cute little cartoon girl on it and she has a tear comming from her eye. Below her it say.... You suck, and that makes me sad! That one makes me laugh every time I see it! |
I actually bought that shirt... bur from www.thinkgeek.com... great site!
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"Why go to high school when you can go to school high?"
"I say no to drugs but they don't listen" "I need a little head" (picture of a cartoon character with a big head) "If you can read this shirt you must have very good eyesight. While you're down there why don't you give me a blow job. " |
"I am so happy today, today is such a nice day, I am so happy, everybody is so nice to me today, this day is so happy".
Taiwanese t-shirts rock. |
Another one I like:
"No one wants advice, only corroboration." -John Steinbeck |
Someone actully gave me a shirt that says: Its not a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my sex machine.
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I used to have one in high school that read:
I love every Bone in your body, especially mine |
T-Shirt Hell stopped selling it, but the one that always gets me is...
Help Stop Rape. Consent. |
Jesus saves, he shops at Wal-Mart.
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There was a t-shirt that went somthing like:
Study Work Die If anyone has heard of it or knows the full thing then plas let me know (pm me). Cheers. |
A dude bent-over a tiolet vomitting like a fire hose, and on top of the shirt it says "Hi John"
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One i'm gonna make...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm scizophrenic, and so am I. |
oh shit i'm going to have to buy one of those
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hmm... love how parts of that shirt are closer to me than other parts...
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I have two T-shirts that say:
THNIK and Visualize Whirled Pease |
I saw one that was a dog licking itself with the caption
"because I can" It was funny Another funny shirt that my brother made was: "Fuck cows" |
heh, cool thread.
makes me laugh...and i def. need to get some shirts from thinkgeek. my bf has several...i need a couple too ;) and, i found a couple quotes that will make good IRC quit messages :) |
Saw this in a pic some time ago. It was on a great looking lady at a bar.
IF YOUR DICK WAS AS BIG AS YOU THOUGHT IT WAS I MIGHT BE INTERESTED |
these are some of my favs.
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You may not get this unless you travel in Christian literature circles.
The front: I prayed the prayer of Jabez. The back: And all i got was this t-shirt. |
haha, those were great.
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I've got a shirt that has "shirt." printed on the front. I thought it was funny anyhow.
http://www.SimplyVintage.com carries some nice shirts, if a bit pricey. |
I've got one that someone posted earlier.... "fuck you you fucking fuck!"
and I also have "mean people suck, nice people swallow" had to buy them when I saw them, heh. |
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