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Sayings Seen on T-Shirts
~ I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
~ I used to have a handle on life but it broke. ~ Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. ~ You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me! ~ Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. ~ Earth...the insane asylum for the universe. ~ I'm not a complete idiot....some parts are missing. ~ God must love stupid people. He made so many of them. ~ That gene pool could use a little chlorine. ~ It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. (Okay now this one just makes me laugh...for one particular reason....ya ya you know who you are don't you :D ~ Beer - the reason I get up each afternoon. ~ Procrastinate....Now ~ The trouble with life is there's no background music. ~ The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson |
Hmmm I got a couple to add:
~My cat hates you! ~(Front)There is a picture of two people fucking on the back of my shirt....(back) Just kidding, believe in Jesus! (Pic of the "Buddy Jesus" from Dogma) ~I'm out of bed and dress what more do you want?! ~Correct me if I'm wrong, everybody else does. ~I've gone to find myself, If I return before I'm found do not awake me. |
I got one more to add:
- I' live in my own little world, but it's ok...they know me here. |
My doctor diagnosed me as a schizophrenic...but we're OK now.
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That Jesus-in-the-back shirt is from this site:
http://www.tshirthell.com/index.htm ----------------- "I am the bomb squad engineer so if you see me running, try to keep up!" Seen in the back of a biker's leather vest: "If you can read this, the bitch must have fallen off" --------------- T-shirt picture for a popular board game, based on Cthulhu mythology. http://www.roguecthulhu.com/caa_sign_image.gif There's an european clothes company that has great t-shirts. The name of the company is French Connection and they have a brand called fcuk (French Connection UK). :) I got "fcuk it" and a friend of mine has "guaranteed fcuk", but these are really something. The boys' version has same idea with "magnificient cock". http://www.awrust.co.uk/productimages/2625.jpg http://www.awrust.co.uk/productimages/detail/2625d.jpg ThinkGeek.com is a great place for t-shirts. Gotta order this one: http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/prod...girl-dumb2.jpg "You are dumb" in ASCII binary typed with those three lighter blue sequences. The blue ones read "repaeting background" :) This is me and the shirt says "out-patient" in Finnish. The brand supports mental care projects with donations and they also have shopping bag with "kleptomaniac" print, lighter with "incendiary " on it. http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=Suviko (They have prohibited direct linking to pictures.) |
My favorite was "Question Authority- Don't Ask Why, Just DO IT!!!!"
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What if the hokey-pokey is what its all about?
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Years ago I saw a couple of good ones...
"Grumpy hippies smoke... crab grass" "Blow your mind... smoke gun power" |
i saw an old guy once wearing this t shirt.
" Sex is not the answer, sex is the question, yes is the answer" it made me giggle |
"When life gives you lemons, remember they are the same size as baseballs and can be thrown a violent speeds."
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"I dont have an attitude problem..
You have a perception problem" |
" Runs with scissors"
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"Lack of planning on your part, does NOT constitute an emergency on mine..."
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"One by one, the penguins steal my sanity."
"Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.Can't sleep, clowns will eat me." "Alcatraz Triatholon: Digging Team, Running Team, Swimming Team." |
"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
Good ones all. |
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Our team shirts for beach volleyball (read....a LOT of drinking here) said "Plays Well With Others". Always loved the good girl/bad girl connatations with that one! :D |
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!
I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me! Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, coughing, why-oh- why-is-the-room spinning medicine I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. |
My current favorite is "My anger management class pisses me off"
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"Try not to let your mind wander. It's much too small to be outside by itself."
Since most of these seem to just be quotes: Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist! Save the Whales - Collect the entire set! Always remember you're special and unique - Just like everyone else. The four foodgroups - Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Microwavable. |
Mommy said I could be anything when I grew up, so I became an asshole.
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I have an open mind
But its closed for repairs |
<b>suviko</b>: That's a cool shirt you're modeling, but your eyebrows are <i>wicked</i>!!
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My faves are three shirts for women:
1) "Eatin' ain't Cheatin'" 2) "Stop Staring (and touch them)" and 3) "I wish these were brains" |
The best two I saw were:-
1) I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not too sure 2) Being impotent means never having to say sorry |
i have a shirt that says
(front) smoke a bong! (back) I was only kidding if your a cop |
I hear voices and they don't like you
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I saw this one shirt made for a baby that said:
"my baby can beat up your baby". I would pay to see something like that go down... |
I have three:
I own a shirt that says "I used to be a Kleptomaniac but then I took something for it" and My buddy has one that says: "your makeup doesn't fool me" My favorite one that I have seen online is "669" "The devils Bitch." |
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man
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Here's a great one a friend of mine (who's a cop) owns:
It says "I love a parade" The text is beneath the picture of a man holding a rifle in a sniper position on top of a building. |
"Save the woolly mammoth!"
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lol i love all of the sayings
great work folks |
ehhehe good shit.
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The three best that I own are
"Alcohol...It's not just for breakfast anymore!" "I Hate People." and the simple but elegant "ALCOHOLIC" underneath a roadsign-style image of a martini. |
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Rehab is for quiters
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Some great ones in here....Ill add one
~ Your kid may be an honor student, but your still a moron |
A friend of mine at school has this shirt:
"Attention: I am rich." |
Everyone seen the "Virginia is for lovers" t-shirt. I was walking down the street the other day (I live in DC) and a guy was wearing a "DC is for snipers" T-shirt....:eek:
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My favorite is "Hey Baby! I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Do you suppose it's because of that song?
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If you think my dog is poorly behaved, you should see my husband.
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-Look, everyone makes mistake, take your parent's for example
-I'm like a superhero, with no superpowers or motivation -If your parents got a divorce would they still be cousins -I will not stare at boobies I will not stare at boobies I will not stare at boobies |
suviko, i actually have the binary shirt... aside from that, i like the matching shirts "Its a hardware problem" and "Its a software problem"
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a personal fave of mine is:
"you're just angry because my lifestyle looks cooler than yours." |
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thats my favourite |
I have a Runs with Scissors T that I like to wear.
Saw "Can't sleep, the clowns will eat me." in a repeating spiral on a new T-shirt for sale n a mall t'other day. Gotta love it - obscure Alice Cooper in the fricking mall! I kinda like the "I poke badgers with spoons" T that's been advertised on Fark lately. When I was in college, A friend of mine almost had "David Koresh Gun Club : Wasting Pigs for Jesus" shirts printed up, but then Reno burned the compund and I figured I'd get stuck with 'em, so we bagged it. (Apologies to police reading this - at the time there was animus. Now it's just a story I tell sometimes.) Couple of shirts I want to have made: Jesus thinks you're a jerk. Jesus is my landscaper Truth is, there's always a bigger fish. (Can you tell Jesus freaks burn my butt?) I miss Frank Zappa. I drink to make people interesting. I'm not a Goth, I just look sharp in black. Remember: Pillage first. Then burn. Thug (In Hindi script). In Kanji: Dumb Gaijin buy Anything with Kanji on it. In Chinese: Bite the Wax Tadpole, with the correct English Translation in smaller print below. |
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Not sayings, but how to make a ninja mask out of a black t-shirt: http://www.houseofninja.com/lessons.php
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Thought it was: Save the Whales, Harpoon a Fat Chick
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Another one I saw:
(on the front) Britney sucks (on the back) Christina swallows |
I have one that says "I hate people"
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the only bush i trust is my own
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i remember when i was little (14 or so) i had a shirt that said: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! and it was printed on in dots, so it looks real blurry. so everybody that looked at it always squinted, and thought it was their eyes! i thought it was funny at the time ;) |
One I saw at the store .....
Its has a real cute little cartoon girl on it and she has a tear comming from her eye. Below her it say.... You suck, and that makes me sad! That one makes me laugh every time I see it! |
I actually bought that shirt... bur from www.thinkgeek.com... great site!
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"Why go to high school when you can go to school high?"
"I say no to drugs but they don't listen" "I need a little head" (picture of a cartoon character with a big head) "If you can read this shirt you must have very good eyesight. While you're down there why don't you give me a blow job. " |
"I am so happy today, today is such a nice day, I am so happy, everybody is so nice to me today, this day is so happy".
Taiwanese t-shirts rock. |
Another one I like:
"No one wants advice, only corroboration." -John Steinbeck |
Someone actully gave me a shirt that says: Its not a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my sex machine.
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I used to have one in high school that read:
I love every Bone in your body, especially mine |
T-Shirt Hell stopped selling it, but the one that always gets me is...
Help Stop Rape. Consent. |
Jesus saves, he shops at Wal-Mart.
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There was a t-shirt that went somthing like:
Study Work Die If anyone has heard of it or knows the full thing then plas let me know (pm me). Cheers. |
A dude bent-over a tiolet vomitting like a fire hose, and on top of the shirt it says "Hi John"
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One i'm gonna make...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm scizophrenic, and so am I. |
oh shit i'm going to have to buy one of those
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hmm... love how parts of that shirt are closer to me than other parts...
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I have two T-shirts that say:
THNIK and Visualize Whirled Pease |
I saw one that was a dog licking itself with the caption
"because I can" It was funny Another funny shirt that my brother made was: "Fuck cows" |
heh, cool thread.
makes me laugh...and i def. need to get some shirts from thinkgeek. my bf has several...i need a couple too ;) and, i found a couple quotes that will make good IRC quit messages :) |
Saw this in a pic some time ago. It was on a great looking lady at a bar.
IF YOUR DICK WAS AS BIG AS YOU THOUGHT IT WAS I MIGHT BE INTERESTED |
these are some of my favs.
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You may not get this unless you travel in Christian literature circles.
The front: I prayed the prayer of Jabez. The back: And all i got was this t-shirt. |
haha, those were great.
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I've got a shirt that has "shirt." printed on the front. I thought it was funny anyhow.
http://www.SimplyVintage.com carries some nice shirts, if a bit pricey. |
I've got one that someone posted earlier.... "fuck you you fucking fuck!"
and I also have "mean people suck, nice people swallow" had to buy them when I saw them, heh. |
i had one made for me, on the back in big text it says,
"TO SERVE MAN, IT'S A COOK BOOK!!" |
1. You are just jealous because the voices talk to me.
2. The voices in my head don't like you. 3. I'm in shape, Round is a shape. 4. The voices in your head are talking to me. 5. I have the answer. Now what was the question |
For the chocolate lover:-
Have a Break Have a "KWIK KRAP" |
i want that shirt about the colt crossing
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The hokey pokey one kills me! There all great.
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My favourite, on the front of a woman's t-shirt, under a big arrow pointing up: "My face is this way."
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lol good stuff
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i had one that had a picture of a raindrop with the caption "normal raindrop" next to it was a paisley shape of a raindrop with the caption "acid rain drop".
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The one wit The Fonz's "Hey" Thumbs up pic..with the words I f**ked your Girlfriend
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I saw one that said "dont piss me off I'm running out of space for the bodies" I think it had a shovel on the back.
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There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with |
My favorite was,
You Must Be This Tall To Ride This Ride _______________________________________ |
dude...don't joke about the beltway sniper please...
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when I was in high school, a buddy of mine had a silk screening machine and made up some custom shirts. you know those "I (heart shape) (whatever)" shirts, buttons, stickers etc? well he made one that said "I (shape of clubs from deck of cards) Cheryl(his gf)" I loved that one.
I had him make one for me. It had the picture from the front of the Blues Brothers album on it, with Belushi whited out. Across the top of that it said "The Blues Brothers Tour 84" with the "s" in blues and brothers x-ed out. This was just after Belushi died. |
"If it were easy, it would be called you mom"
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My friend Arcane has a shirt that says:
"Ask me about my Penis" |
"Whip me,
Beat me, Pay me" Black t-shirt, gold print, above the bellybutton...on a girl that can't have been more than 13-14 yrs old...what the hell is wrong with the world!?! |
Shirt seen on a HOT chick:
You're a bad boy. Go to my room! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D |
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The most redneck shirt I ever saw:
"If there's no FleetFarm in heaven then I ain't going." |
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