assilem

I liked the "My dick is so big..." thread (Thanks scotty) so much that I thought we should hear the other side of the issue. Here are some to get things started.

My dick is so small that gerbils fall asleep when I fuck them.

My dick is so small that I get excited by women with large pores.

My dick is so small that it never gets caught in my zipper -- it slips out between the teeth.

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The mother of mankind, what time his pride
Had cast him out from Heaven, with all his host
Of rebel Angels

KellyC

My dick is so small, the woman use it as a toothpick when she gives me head.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

Kllr Wolf

"My dick is so small I need a magnifing glass and teweesers to use the bathroom."

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Caffeine - the molecule of life.

Crack

My dick is so small I can screw a Cheerio without breaking it...

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Jackebear

My dick is so small that even Japanese women ask "Is it in yet?"

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Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

WarWagon

My dick is so small, it goes inside of me when I stand up.

Sion

My dick is so small, they call me "Needle-dick the bug-fucker".

My dick is so small, I've never had a woman refuse my request for anal sex.

My dick is so small, I can fuck the eye of a needle.

My dick is so small, I once fucked an amoeba, without waking it up.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

blkdmnd

My dick is so small I have to stick my finger in my ass and holler "SNAKE" to get it to come out.

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I blow my nose at you. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

Redlemon

My dick is so small, my girlfriend gives me "deep nostril".

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I can't read your signature. Sorry.

bparker805

My dick is so small that even Japanese guys say,"Wow, that's a small dick."

( I stole it from the other thread...)

snakedr

My Dick is so small that if inches of Dick=money, and it cost a penny to go around the world, I could'nt get out of the damn room.

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It's not how big your motor is.....it's how well you shift it!!

tiberry

Now THAT is f'n hilarious!!!!

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My life's work is to bridge the gap between that which is perceived by the mind and that which is quantifiable by words and numbers.

slugo

my dick is so small, my boyfriend thinks im a chick

my dick is so small, my girlfriend is a lesbian

how's that? just the 1st things that popped in my head

iamnormal

My dick is so small I don't find this thread funny.

reverendjay

I don't know about small... But my nuts get wet when I pee.

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I'm married now, so the only thing in my house that pulls out now is the couch.

EleqTrizi'T

My dick is so small it looks like one of my pubes is pissing.

waltert

my dick's so small that the doctor circumcised my balls

asaris

My dick is so small, it makes yours look like the Washington Monument.

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"Die Deutschen meinen, daß die Kraft sich in Härte und Grausamkeit offenbaren müsse, sie unterwerfen sich dann gerne und mit Bewunderung:[...]. Daß es Kraft giebt in der Milde und Stille, das glauben sie nicht leicht."

"The Germans believe that power must reveal itself in hardness and cruelty and then submit themselves gladly and with admiration[...]. They do not believe readily that there is power in meekness and calm."

-- Friedrich Nietzsche