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Originally posted by crackprogram
My dick is so small I can screw a Cheerio without breaking it...
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My dick is so small that even Japanese women ask "Is it in yet?"
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Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown 
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