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My dick is so small...
I liked the "My dick is so big..." thread (Thanks scotty) so much that I thought we should hear the other side of the issue. Here are some to get things started.
My dick is so small that gerbils fall asleep when I fuck them.
My dick is so small that I get excited by women with large pores.
My dick is so small that it never gets caught in my zipper -- it slips out between the teeth.
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The mother of mankind, what time his pride
Had cast him out from Heaven, with all his host
Of rebel Angels
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