My dick is so small, they call me "Needle-dick the bug-fucker".
My dick is so small, I've never had a woman refuse my request for anal sex.
My dick is so small, I can fuck the eye of a needle.
My dick is so small, I once fucked an amoeba, without waking it up.
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz
I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...
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