My dick is so small...
 

I liked the "My dick is so big..." thread (Thanks scotty) so much that I thought we should hear the other side of the issue. Here are some to get things started.

My dick is so small that gerbils fall asleep when I fuck them.

My dick is so small that I get excited by women with large pores.

My dick is so small that it never gets caught in my zipper -- it slips out between the teeth.

My dick is so small, the woman use it as a toothpick when she gives me head.

"My dick is so small I need a magnifing glass and teweesers to use the bathroom."

My dick is so small I can screw a Cheerio without breaking it...

:lol:

My dick is so small that even Japanese women ask "Is it in yet?"

My dick is so small, it goes inside of me when I stand up.

My dick is so small, they call me "Needle-dick the bug-fucker".

My dick is so small, I've never had a woman refuse my request for anal sex.

My dick is so small, I can fuck the eye of a needle.

My dick is so small, I once fucked an amoeba, without waking it up.

My dick is so small I have to stick my finger in my ass and holler "SNAKE" to get it to come out.

My dick is so small, my girlfriend gives me "deep nostril".

My dick is so small that even Japanese guys say,"Wow, that's a small dick."

( I stole it from the other thread...)

My Dick is so small that if inches of Dick=money, and it cost a penny to go around the world, I could'nt get out of the damn room.

Now THAT is f'n hilarious!!!! :)

my dick is so small, my boyfriend thinks im a chick

my dick is so small, my girlfriend is a lesbian

how's that? just the 1st things that popped in my head

My dick is so small I don't find this thread funny.

I don't know about small... But my nuts get wet when I pee.

My dick is so small it looks like one of my pubes is pissing.

my dick's so small that the doctor circumcised my balls

My dick is so small, it makes yours look like the Washington Monument.