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Zooksport2 04-29-2010 10:37 PM

You can fart all you like, just stay on your side of the pond....

BadNick 04-30-2010 10:07 AM

are we there yet?

Ourcrazymodern? 04-30-2010 10:52 AM

2/2-0=4-3

Where are we going?
I keep forgetting, you know,
except what I can't.

BadNick 04-30-2010 11:22 AM

124 more and we got 'em

2/2 - 0 = 4/4

Ourcrazymodern? 04-30-2010 11:29 AM

& Sonny & Cher,
with a tree in between them,
separated paths.

1-2-3!

Jetée 04-30-2010 11:59 AM

how easily we distract ourselves. sorry I cannot help you do revel in this run-around - I'm tired of straining my noodle only to get goo (did that rhyme?).

Zooksport2 04-30-2010 01:46 PM

I'm on the road again.... well after I finish this coffee.....

Ourcrazymodern? 04-30-2010 02:21 PM

2=2+0=4/8

Caffeine's another
plant-based gift from god, like Fly's;
Photosynthesis!

BadNick 04-30-2010 05:23 PM

I eat, drink, smoke, and love all nature's gifts to mankind ...and womankind, and any otherkind.

Zooksport2 05-01-2010 02:38 AM

anybody got a big fat arse?

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BadNick 05-01-2010 06:21 AM

sorry, I'm a V160 kinda guy

On my PC in work I might have links to all the Toyota repair manuals. I'll try to remember to check on Monday when I'm back in work.

MexicanOnABike 05-01-2010 06:52 AM

I can't help but think that everything will fall apart when we become #1.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-01-2010 08:08 AM

...but falling apart's
a fucking pejorative
falling together.

2=2+0=5-3

BadNick 05-01-2010 10:48 AM

The obstacles to our success will have fallen apart in our path. The succulent meat of success will be so tender it will fall apart in our mouths. Fall; apart of the year I like as much as Winter, Spring, and Summer.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-01-2010 11:43 AM

I like eating meat,
& becoming redundant,
I'm an omnivore.

Zooksport2 05-01-2010 03:35 PM

I post here this fine morning, as I prepare for a morning at the range, as I continue to satisfy our government requirements to own a handgun....

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BadNick 05-01-2010 05:38 PM

did you get any bullseyes?

MexicanOnABike 05-02-2010 05:48 AM

some bird eyes. or mosquito eyes.

BadNick 05-02-2010 07:06 AM

eye eye, captain ...strange that so many captains have that patch over one eye. You'd think they would say "eye, captain"

MexicanOnABike 05-02-2010 07:35 AM

it's more like: I see your eye, you see my eye. we see eye to eye.

BadNick 05-02-2010 09:04 AM

even though I was "smart" in school, my speech grammer was somewhat disabled due to where I grew up in Phila; strangely enough my written grammer was usually very good. So I would often say "I seen that" or "I seen you". Early in our relationship, my first wife, now ex, gave me a sentimental present with an "eye scene". Eye shoulda seen it coming since she eventually dumped me for a "better scene"

Ourcrazymodern? 05-02-2010 09:08 AM

The grass scene's greener
on the far side of the fence
until you get there.

2+2+0=6-2

BadNick 05-02-2010 09:22 AM

that's one reason I hate fences, my friend. But I love green. Green's one of my favorite colors, like TFP green

Jetée 05-02-2010 09:39 AM

I hate those who hop over fences , like you, and you, and especially you.

Destroy my adorned squirrels. (I need to move myself to another forum, because as I've come to learn, I really despise all this nonsense.)

Ourcrazymodern? 05-02-2010 10:00 AM

That makes me sad, Jet,
if you really feel that way:
Please reconsider.

We need you.

Jetée 05-02-2010 10:18 AM

Have we shrunken? Considerably.

(I don't know what comes after that, I'm afraid.)

our voice has just faded away into a background white noise, chittering; annoyingly-so, after a spell.

- - -

Here's a piece I'm reading, and enjoying (though I forgot from where I picked it up);
and thinking that if I ever come to share it, it will undoubtedly be by only tumbleweeds.
As much I don't like to state it, for it sounds vain, all this effortuitous work on my behalf is really to beckon an audience, one that I fear I shall never have.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-02-2010 01:25 PM

You do it again;
expanding my horizons
with facility.

2/2+0+6=7

ring 05-02-2010 01:33 PM

Audience you have.

The resounding applause for our accolades comes from within, first.
I hope you continue to have passion for what you do, Jet.
Our reactions or affirmations, do not define you. You do.

Peace & Joy





I'm new to this new lingo,
is 'Tumbleweed' a kinda sorta Epithet?

Jetée 05-02-2010 01:42 PM

for all my voluminous knowledge of words, (that's a lie, though: my brain doesn't hold more than eight words at the ready at a time, so I go with a stream-of-consciousness, plug-in-play-sort-of manner to composing a sentence fragment of a thought in real-time) I still have yet to research and learn what an epithet is; I've heard used negatively more often, though.

I also forgot to mention ( for above, the misplaced, or altogether omitted modifier of an audience, is confoundedly-shifted to 'share' in its stead) it will most probably only be visited by tumbleweeds, and they'll have more to say as well (I just want a few comments here and there).

Jetée 05-02-2010 01:50 PM

I'll also mention that even though it is intermittently-updated as of now, my new venture in trying to maintain a rolling blog of my finds, thoughts, and inspirations is not the best it could be, I'm afraid, as I'm not actually posting what I find, but what others find for me, but the good news: I have not given it up.

and because of a happenstance TinEye query for which I was searching for yesterday, I came across the idea and spare four minutes to compile this post, one of my newest (although it is still late in this ever-NOW-NEWS-world we live in):

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1...hhufo1_500.jpg
FFS interview: Laura Marling | For Folk's Sake

(hopefully, I will find the time to seek out and sample a few of her musical inclination tunes)

ring 05-02-2010 01:51 PM

I can compare the tumbleweed to my own experiences of letting
the wind & water currents direct my path, as my dry leaf self floats upon the surface
of life.

OCM? has mentioned how he's most accustomed to
'flying by the seat of his pants.'

I offered to embroider wings on his back pockets,
but in reality,
I would not have the patience to carry through on that idea.

Now, a handful of permanent marking pens...yeah,
I could have a lot of fun with those.

Post script: I just now saw your post. we overlapped a tad.
When I have more time I will investigate.

Computer access has been a rare and spotty thing for me lately.

I'll try to catch up when I can.

Ourcrazymodern? 05-02-2010 01:54 PM

You can tattoo me
at any time you want to,
with or without pants.

Jetée 05-02-2010 01:59 PM

as one film I'm not quite sure of stated, "You should come out and plaaa-ay".

I'll do just as I've written.


http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw...pe8uo1_500.jpg
(maybe I view the world as bugs... hyper-oxygenated, prehistoric bugs?)

ring 05-02-2010 02:02 PM

Even memories are not indelible.

Put your pants back on you perv, (OCM?)
or indulge in a new pastime on the subway,
darlin'.

Hey Jetty,
that young lass won't be doing the ant/spider in my hair/cleaveage/underwear
dance.

Such a shame.

Goota go for now...I hope to have more time another day
bye for now.

Zooksport2 05-02-2010 02:20 PM

The worst day shootin' still better that the best day at work....

BadNick 05-02-2010 04:45 PM

That looks like my little sister typing. I don't know how well she types but she's a damn fine and dedicated RN...and mother of too many children, if you ask me, though nobody did.

hi ring! nice to see you jumping in here occasionally.

MexicanOnABike 05-02-2010 06:33 PM

as usual, this is not the longest thread but the past. do not disturb anything on your visit.

BadNick 05-02-2010 07:47 PM

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...%205/22078.jpg

wonder what that says

acdclife 05-02-2010 09:19 PM

The world is falling apart ! :surprised:

Zooksport2 05-02-2010 11:10 PM

Got the child health ladies here, visiting my daughter and her week old bubs.
Some of the questions!!!
"Is there a history of..... "
How much water are you drinking
How much food are you eating
Don't drink coffee
Don't eat that.

Woman needs a slap!

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