olly olly oxen free spirit
circles I dance round you faster,
catch me if your can can move fast,
dart, switch, leap, twist, land on on all for
I'm behind and ahead of the time spent on reaction,
Split before the art of anticipation, guessing games,
a riddle, a fiddle I'm playing as if it were harps
and the sound bouncing off the walls
comes back to you
red rubber echos.

Very humorous situation. :D

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May I breathe now master?

All hail!

emulators. Charles Wallace?

It is possible
That our vagrant randomness
Causes wholesome growth.

I'm truly laughing.

A damn fine belly kind.

My count is off, so what?

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I like the garden of the Conscious Presence.

Wife to husband, "That was an explosive passage of gas, I'd say about 8.0 on the sphincter scale."

I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start.

Put a piece of beef between two pieces of bread and you have a bull-only sandwich.

Adiminstratium takes up more space.

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book

the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.

He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.

The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.

The funeral was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.

There was once this second-rate orchestra led by a second-rate director.

In the orchestra was this guy on the cymbals who never banged them at the right time. So the conductor said, "If you don't get it right this time I'll kill you."

When the time came for the percussionist to get it right, he didn't. And so the director pulled out a gun and shot him dead.

Of course, the police came and arrested him and eventually the conductor ended up on death row. The day came when he was sent to the electric chair. As the crowd watched, the executionist flipped the switch ... but nothing happened. Everyone wondered what when wrong.

But the director knew. Saddened by all that had taken place, he said, "I never was a very good ... conductor!"

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