Ever since I was a little kid and first saw it, I really like this 1 luft balloon

http://www.redballoon.net/redball.gif

I used to have the book as a child.

My father had a 1969 XKE Jag in 1971, maroon hard-top,
it was originally yellow, but he had it painted.

I just looked at it the other day again in our home movies.
I recently put the old crumbling Super 8 film on VHS

I miss that car, never got to drive it, but when I was 11, dad took us out
to "fly low" as he called it.

Thanks for the picture, good memories.

In the dark... 9843.


Preparations are being made...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/47...eba0ecc2_b.jpg

That mountain range looks familiar.

jet: you're just gonna quit when you reach #1 of posting rank in this thread right?

This is an infinite game,
to no end and back again.

Etch-A-Sketch Instruction Manual

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

or bake it.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Kris Angel hides in shame.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

I am too lazy to type the REALLY good joke that follows that one.

This is funny, Tanx.

The idle spectre
sits for decoration,

Plotting boredoms immortal rape.

Weeping the salt that stings his bloodless wound,
Wiping away tears from eyes so blind.

Twiddling thumbs
leave entrails
that smirk
and dangle
humming.

Ring 1982

Hi everyone...

Bored so I thought I'd my two cents in here... well not really these days I've been getting change back

I am reminded of dependent co-origination.

I wanna see a tit......

Hi Zooksport2

Whats Up?

Zooksport2....

Give me a couple of drinks and I'll flash my tits!

Have a martini. :)

http://media.superb.gr/images/woman/...artini_dry.jpg

I want to see the naked lemon.

deal!

here ya go....
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/pre...790/563086.JPG




Hey, ring
hello to you, also
.

How do you titillate an ocelot?

Jezzabelle,
we hope you oscillate your tit a lot. Thank you.

I haven't the slightest of inclinations to post anything of value.

So bored and tired..

shakes the scetch...

Let us go as far Systray as we need to,
nothing is Frsirtn...dang, I cannot spell very well today.

Cleaning the house to raucous music....

Just keepin it real.

Boredom is a vileness, I truly have empathy.

You can all merge me to forever I don't care,

All is dust in the end, tracks covering tracks, maybe someday I will be a fossil in some boys pocket, or a gentle memory of someone I smiled at and have long forgotten.

Does the leaf know it is part of the tree?

9869 over and under the spell of connectedness...

I am so appreciative...

I weep.

Despot you.

I am a benevolent and enlightened form of absolutism.

I have not felt the touch of a caress for so long now,

forgive me if I have transgressed into a withered physical realm,

casting the shadows of pity wrought of my own wailings.

I seek the connection that binds atoms to Adam,

Eve and twilight.


Ring- Copyright 4276 M.D.

random post, and i agree, show me some boobies! :hyper:

I forgot about this smiley. :hyper:

Numa Numa Lamb Chop.

I am so new to all things internet.

Show me how to imbed, urls, http, jpg.

I am humble enough to ask.

I learn new things fast enough to startle my own self.

if god didn't want us to hunt pinatas, he wouldn't have given us opposing thumbs and a sugar addiction....

Aloha ha ha haha,

Buenos noches from my lat. and lon.

Diaz, tardes,

Amo amas amat.

Italia est un insula.

so sleeepy!

Eye lids are heavy
beta waves are friends who guide,
float into a dream.

9879... 121 left!

The Genteel Set

Lord and Lady Bottomly were invited to weekend at the country estate of their friend, Lord Drippingtool.

In true Edwardian tradition, it was 48 hours of high-toned drunkenness and debauchery. Many a husband was cuckolded, many a maiden deflowered, rich food was consumed, and rich gossip exchanged.

As they bade their goodbyes, Lord Bottomly addressed his host in his most uppercrust British accent, "Thank you so very much, Lord Drippingtool. The food was excellent, the wine superb, the hunting fantastic, and, by the way, your wife is absolutely terrific in the hay."

As they sat together in their compartment on the train back to London, an outraged Lady Bottomly said, "Darling, you ate that man's food and drank his wine and you actually had the affrontery to say that his wife was good in bed?"

"Well," replied Lord Bottomly, "she wasn't, actually. But what could I say?"