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Jetée 12-03-2007 02:51 PM

New Page.



http://farm1.static.flickr.com/60/17...ca905ec6eb.jpg

ring 12-03-2007 03:01 PM

I wonder how to pronounce that.

I am going to get a dog and name it Arrow, if it fits his personality,
maybe he will tell me what his name should be.

Jetée 12-03-2007 08:19 PM

Somebody revived the 'Word'.

ring 12-03-2007 08:21 PM

Traitorous treasonous triflers.

Jetée 12-03-2007 08:45 PM


ring 12-03-2007 09:00 PM

Hunters and Collectors

of Oranges and lemons

No Virgin Prunes

I'm sleepy, gots to crash.

Jezzabelle 12-03-2007 09:37 PM

Hi guys!

Jetée 12-03-2007 10:54 PM

Hello, new female compatriot :oogle:

Sun Tzu 12-04-2007 03:40 AM

One can promise actions, but not feelings, for the latter are involuntary. He who promises to love forever or hate forever or be forever faithful to someone is promising something that is not in his power. He can, however, promise those actions that are usually the consequence of love, hatred, or faithfulness, but that can also spring from other motives: for there are several paths and motives to an action. A promise to love someone forever, then, means, “As long as I love you I will render unto you the actions of love; if I no longer love you, you will continue to receive the same actions from me, if for other motives." Thus the illusion remains in the minds of one’s fellow men that the love is unchanged and still the same.

An example:

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m...1130034924.gif

or

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m...od1500deol.jpg

ring 12-04-2007 07:54 AM

Imagine the offspring off Yann Martel and Annie Proulx.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-04-2007 10:19 AM

Uh-oh! ...it's nothing...
The denouement approaches.
Be it and do it..

ring 12-04-2007 10:21 AM

Do Be A do BEE
Don't be a don't BEE

OCM Rocks.

Ourcrazymodern? 12-04-2007 11:00 AM

Can't find the back-beat
in my forebrain, and wonder
where the music went.

Ah, well. It'll be back.

ring 12-04-2007 11:05 AM

nine NINE seven four.

This is what drumsticks on the dashboard are for.

BadNick 12-04-2007 01:33 PM

wow! only 25 more to go before our "10,000" party at my house ...be there or be square.

ring 12-04-2007 01:38 PM

nine nine seven six,
before you mow, pick up the sticks.

Also remember to keep your crib flips in the crib.

Snow on any sensitive 'parts' will bring you into the moment,
if that is what need be.

SOMEBODY TALK TO ME !!!

I wonder how Ergo is doing today,
do you?




I lie pressing pushing freshly
gushing smoothly flowing
harshly bathing, glowing rushing
pressing hard, pushing soft
pushing left .. pressing right on target
buttons pop scatter drop

round the bend its corners blend
a perfect roast, we drink our health and pass burnt toast
dressing the wounds
with acid marmalade,
sweet nothings stick inside my ear
the corner of my eye a bloody tear,

A hole, an opening, a doorway
ther stands a mass, tensed, crouched,
pinpoints of light pass between the legs,

The light finds the floor by my feet
frozen, the hulk, the bulk
of flesh absorbs the glare
a stare, the mouth, a gaping jaw of fortress white,

billy club clenched
he swings
he might,
catch me if you can billy boy,
olly olly oxen free spirit circles, I dance round you faster,
catch me if your can can move fast , dart, switch,
leap, twist, land on all for

I'm behind and ahead of the time spent on reaction,
split before the art of anticipation,guessing games,

A riddle, a fiddle I'm playing
as if it were harps and the sound bouncing off the walls,
comes back to you red rubber echos.



So anyway......how bout them Jets...a whatsa gonna happen ya think?

blahblah454 12-04-2007 07:13 PM

I wonder how much bandwidth this thread takes up for poor ol' halx

ring 12-04-2007 07:49 PM

Ask the Father that
if a barnacle we be,
do we not give back?
:cry:

Zooksport2 12-04-2007 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jezzabelle
Hi guys!




agin with the flippant remarks....

What about my afor-mentioned tit?


Helloooooo I love yas all... weally, I do...

.

ring 12-04-2007 08:20 PM

Hello Tenacious Sir !!

You seem to have a memory for mammories.

:D :D :D

Jetée 12-04-2007 08:36 PM

The most dangerous bird in the world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary

Cassowaries (from the Indonesian name kasuari) are part of the ratite group, which also includes the emu, rhea, ostrich, moa (now extinct), and kiwi.

Has been known to kill more humans in Australia than crocodiles.

Closet living relative to the now extinct veliciraptors.

One Bad Bird.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ad_frontal.jpg

ring 12-04-2007 08:40 PM

Chris Marker look out there is a technicolor happening.

Damn, that bird has eyes right between the side and frontal.

I have not looked it up yet how big are they?


O.K. 5 feet and up a bit... I once had an encounter with an ostrich..

But these beezin.. well beezin.

Jetée 12-04-2007 08:43 PM

Quote:

Females are bigger and more brightly coloured. Adult Southern Cassowaries are 1.5 to 1.8 m (5 to 6 feet) tall, although some females may reach 2 m (6 feet 8 inches), and weigh about 70 kilograms (154 pounds).

Jezzabelle 12-04-2007 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
agin with the flippant remarks....

What about my afor-mentioned tit?


Helloooooo I love yas all... weally, I do...

.


Well the drinks you offered weren't drinkable...

If I truly had a Blackberry margarita, a few dirty Shirley's and about a dozen beers then maybe just maybe I might follow through with my offer

ring 12-04-2007 08:50 PM

Blue Blue Electric Blue. The amber eyes..... The batik forehead.

Those colors stimulate.

Hey beautiful bird girl.

The hangover would not be worth it.

See Jetee's beautiful bird for you?


Let us see if I can Blither and Blather our way to the next page, or phase....

If I had any sense about the Flickr Place I could stimulate you with the visuals

We crave.

My sisters and I used to spend a whole day, functioning as if we were sightless. Blindfolding ourselves in the morning, then preparing to break our fast, (Mother was most liberal, yet kept an eye out for us weirdos)

One time I spent 72 hours blindfolded. It does not take long for the other senses to kick in.

There were other instances of pretending to be paraplegic...certainly I cannot be the only one to have ever done this...I am not so unique as I think I am, are I ?

Zooksport2 12-04-2007 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jezzabelle
Well the drinks you offered weren't drinkable...

If I truly had a Blackberry margarita, a few dirty Shirley's and about a dozen beers then maybe just maybe I might follow through with my offer


HA HA! cute.... you know my wife, doncha.... !

The drinks may not have been drinkable, but I did indeed make them. If you chose not to drink them, thats on you.
And anyways, is the tit gonna be edible?????


hehehehehehehehehe

.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée


you ain't met my wife.....

and thats not a tit either.

ring 12-04-2007 09:41 PM

How would one design a smilie for LONELY.

Jezzabelle 12-04-2007 09:56 PM

Well the tit wouldn't necessarily be edible but it would be nibble worthy :-)

ring 12-04-2007 10:15 PM

Helicopter comes
to lift me from the rapids,
soft bed for healing.


Exhale.

Jetée 12-04-2007 10:26 PM

Should I try for it?

ring 12-04-2007 10:39 PM

I have always been easily influenced by my rowdier friends.

Jetée 12-04-2007 10:50 PM

I'm not quite sure if I like The Jam.

ring 12-04-2007 10:51 PM

The all Mod Con ones?

Paul Weller does have a haunting voice though.

Jetée 12-04-2007 10:56 PM

I couldn't accurately say, since I have no inkling of what you speak of....

I think I like The Police, only tonight learning who they are, and what they have done.

ring 12-04-2007 11:03 PM

I used to roller-skate on the board-walk in San Diego,CA, U.S.A.

To the 'Police' music. That was 1979 to 80 something..

I saw them in concert before they were 'reckognized' I guess is the best word I can come up with.

You have good taste in hippity hop, that is for certain.

Jetée 12-04-2007 11:07 PM

I also need to see about compartmentalizng.

ring 12-04-2007 11:15 PM

the conversion from diverse to discrete is daunting for me anyhooos.

Perfectionism is a noble cause to champion however.

Jetée 12-04-2007 11:17 PM

Syncopation is my essence, yet so is chaos.

Schiz-- Dichotomy.

For the moment, I am in tune.



Roboslut by The Crystal Method

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2352/...32cfd5b5_m.jpg

ring 12-04-2007 11:20 PM

You are the genius of yourself MAESTRO...

Please let me ride on your coat tails to 10,000

Jetée 12-04-2007 11:24 PM

And so it goes...
 
Our Astute Milestone of 10,000 has officially been realized.


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1370/...c3e8ca52_o.jpg



Now is the time to look onward to the duplication of this monumental feat, and then ever onward, until we truly and undisputably become "The Longest Thread Ever!!!"





Keep turning...


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