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ring 11-11-2007 07:47 AM

who eats the roe?

fire up the smoke house hon, at least it is protein.

Esoteric 11-11-2007 09:09 AM

Warn the town The Beast is loose...

ring 11-11-2007 09:31 AM

those scales might work as hide scrapers.

BadNick 11-11-2007 11:02 AM

that is one fat carp. Around here, creeks & tributaries flowing into the Delaware River, about all of the ones that large or larger have wallowed in the mud and sucked mud so long, they DO NOT taste good. I bet the roe would be OK, though.

crawdads are becoming available up here in the N.E. U.S.A. but so far they do not compare with the quality of fresh stuff I eat when down in the New Orleans to Houston strip.

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto...wfish_Full.jpg

ring 11-11-2007 11:46 AM

shush now, don't tell anyone about the mites that live at the base of our eyelashes.

peoples will be freaking out.

Tophat665 11-11-2007 12:18 PM

Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says:
9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

http://godhatesshrimp.com/images/churchsign.jpg

Zooksport2 11-11-2007 01:11 PM

http://dazpl8s.0catch.com/pl8s/TN-79s-5-J9287.jpg

Jetée 11-11-2007 03:14 PM

You guys are bad.

BadNick 11-11-2007 04:46 PM

I don't decide what I eat or don't eat based on ancient rules that have no application to my current reality. But I don't hold it against anyone who chooses to believe otherwise. And I love pork, too.

Hey, I never did hard research to prove/disprove this, but a few years ago I heard this explanation of how there is a kosher pig. Apparently, the cloven hoof thing is what defines the edibility or not for those who abide by these rules, and there is a pig in the Borneo/S. Pacific area around there that does not have a cloven hoof; so if an appropriate rabbi would slaughter this pig in an appropriate manner, it would be a kosher pig. Yes? No?

Jetée 11-11-2007 04:55 PM

Hotlinking requires expertise.


I also would love some right fine pork at this hour.

Chinese or Thai would hit the spot in so many ways.

BadNick 11-11-2007 04:59 PM

I just had dinner with my two sons at Joy Tsin Lau ...nice local Chinese restaurant. We had a whole Peking duck and house fried rice, I had a Chinese beer. It was all yummy.

Jetée 11-11-2007 05:08 PM

Good for you, Nick.. tho know you just made me feel most sad, because I have no real need to get jealous, but would wish for a fine meal now. :(

Zooksport2 11-11-2007 06:15 PM

ATTENTION : This letter not spam, and the real offer for all comers to work and requiring in work. If to you there has come our letter to the wrong address remove the letter and we promise you that the letter to you will not come any more.

WTF???????????????

Jetée 11-11-2007 06:17 PM

This is phenomenal matching.

MexicanOnABike 11-11-2007 07:20 PM

233!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm back btw. no need to panic! :hyper:

Jetée 11-11-2007 07:28 PM

9296

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/11...6d0eab8bf0.jpg

Zooksport2 11-12-2007 01:30 AM

Hey, has anyone seen MexicanOnABike???????????????????????

I'm getting reeeeaaalllly worried.....


.

Jetée 11-12-2007 03:36 AM

Whatever happened to the gal...

I miss her. :(

BadNick 11-12-2007 06:29 AM

who was the gal? I looked back a page or two but she didn't pop out at me.

ring 11-12-2007 07:16 AM

I had dreams about that awesome healthiest looking carp I have ever seen.

He was very benovelent and wise.

thanks for the picture, hats off to you!

I can't spel wirhth crap today.

MexicanOnABike 11-12-2007 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2
Hey, has anyone seen MexicanOnABike???????????????????????

I'm getting reeeeaaalllly worried.....


.

[START CONVERSATION]
This is an automated message [.] please do not fear[,] I am now dead and out of this solid world[.] We are now simply energy floating in this digital world[.]

[join us or be assimilated] [resistance is futile! you mortal bodies can not survive much longer] [END CONVERSATION]

Tophat665 11-12-2007 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike
[START CONVERSATION]
This is an automated message [.] please do not fear[,] I am now dead and out of this solid world[.] We are now simply energy floating in this digital world[.]

[join us or be assimilated] [resistance is futile! you mortal bodies can not survive much longer] [END CONVERSATION]

I am Dyslexic of Borg.
You will be asslaminated! Fusistance is Retile!

ring 11-12-2007 09:39 AM

you will be assbored.

Tophat665 11-12-2007 10:50 AM

Set killers to phase.

Jetée 11-12-2007 11:57 AM

93 0 five

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/3...511bd198_o.jpg



“I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.”

ring 11-12-2007 12:07 PM

I loved the pictures of the floating things that reminded me a bit of Hershey's kisses.
I want to swim with them.
At night would be all reflecty perfect.

Tophat665 11-12-2007 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jetée
93 0 five“I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.”

Let's not get off on a tangent here. Not that I would terribly mind seeing those legs at a 90 degree angle.

Jetée 11-12-2007 12:15 PM

Very impressive, Tophat. :D

ring 11-12-2007 12:38 PM

I need a loan..who will cosine?

Zooksport2 11-12-2007 01:10 PM

volvo

Jetée 11-12-2007 01:32 PM

There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest.

He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

ring 11-12-2007 01:49 PM

I find the sound of church bells apealling.

Jetée 11-12-2007 02:12 PM

When will Sharon come back to us?

Esoteric 11-12-2007 02:14 PM

WRU Sharon?

Jetée 11-12-2007 02:26 PM

Panetierre?

Esoteric 11-12-2007 02:32 PM

Hayden is hot...and legal.

Jetée 11-12-2007 02:36 PM

But did I spell it right? :surprised:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1187/...d06e0447_o.jpg

Esoteric 11-12-2007 02:42 PM

No clue, but damn.

Just give me 24 hours with her.

Jetée 11-12-2007 02:53 PM

I tried for a hat trick... I fell on my ass.

Ourcrazymodern? 11-12-2007 03:56 PM

Good god, I love you.
What progress comes from within,
And effervesces!


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