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05-30-2006, 06:05 PM
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Location: Edmontania
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05-30-2006, 08:26 PM
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Location: Edmontania
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so finally, after 25 years of loyal service to the Marlborough Man and Joe Camel, I kick the habit. It sucked for a while but I became clean, could smell food again, etc, etc.
Then my girlfriend comes to town, nice girl, very German meaning that she smokes like the proverbial chimney. Naturally I begin to slip off the wagon . . . It is true LowBrow to anticipate more the cigarettes of hers that I can smoke than the blow job she will soon be giving me. However the question is, which is more LowBrow: My being a Nicotine whore or her hopeless, husband-hunting sexual pandering.
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05-30-2006, 08:34 PM
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Location: Edmontania
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Like clockwork, D goes into the kitchen and gets a Coke. For breakfast. At 9:30 in the morning.
"Mornin' D." "Mornin' N." I shake my head in amazement. Don't tell me that girl doesn't have major food issues.
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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim |
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05-30-2006, 08:46 PM
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Location: Edmontania
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"oh wait, this movie does have a money shot. it's not a very good shot though... Hey, that guy has a smaller load then i do. that's strange for a porn star."
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"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim |
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06-06-2006, 01:16 AM
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Nihilistic Mad Man... Gallic Hedonist... Freak of Nature... |
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06-06-2006, 05:31 AM
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Location: Ireland
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
We're ruined! Ruined I tell's ya! Check out feature C on Halx's list of new vBulletin features. Quote:
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06-08-2006, 06:38 PM
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Location: Green Bay, WI
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I just noticed this... this is definately going to put a kink in here...
I wonder what happens if you go for three in a row... I wonder what happens if you go for three in a row... And number three..... Gah  Looks like we're gonna have to rotate posters...
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06-09-2006, 01:47 AM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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Now thats gonna HURT!!!!! Post number 2: It really works!
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Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd Last edited by Zooksport2; 06-09-2006 at 01:48 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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06-09-2006, 11:58 AM
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Location: Ireland
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We're going to have to come up with some sort of team based system.
So that we can alternate between posts. That way we can average at a post every ten seconds, instead of 20.... Feel free to IM me if I am online, to partake in some rapid spamming. I mean posting. This has always been a team effort. Just now, even more so!
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06-10-2006, 02:34 PM
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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The Mr Men and the Maoist dialectic
The political subtext of the Mr Men books can best be understood when considered from a traditional Maoist perspective. Each is, in essence, a pean to the necessity of social conformance and the error of individuality. The stories follow the same general rubric: the protagonist is introduced, and the excesses of his deviant behavior are detailed. Other members of his work unit (often the doctrinaire overman Mr Happy) stage interventions to enforce compliance with the norm; protagonists are shunned, browbeaten or forcibly rectified. Each story ends with the reeducated protagonist agreeing that his new modus vivendi is better and more socially responsible than his previous lifestyle. Protagonists follow familiar patterns of impolitic behaviour:
Of course, the real purpose of these morality tales is to enforce social control. The young reader is encouraged to internalise the ethic that individuality is harmful and wrong, and to supress dissent before it even begins. Only the afflicted (Mr Bump, Mr Slow, Mr Forgetful) are spared a Maoist reeducational experience, but are instead found a (frequently condescending) "special needs" occupation, a ghetto where their disability can be viewed as an asset, and in which the effects of their non-consensual deviance upon the body of society can curtailed. Mr Bump, for example, works alone in an orchard, collecting the fruit that falls from trees into which he has stumbled.
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06-10-2006, 03:36 PM
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Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I'll go ahead and throw a post in now and again, just to help the cause, you understand.
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06-16-2006, 02:06 AM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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whats boring?????????????
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Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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