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so finally, after 25 years of loyal service to the Marlborough Man and Joe Camel, I kick the habit. It sucked for a while but I became clean, could smell food again, etc, etc.
Then my girlfriend comes to town, nice girl, very German meaning that she smokes like the proverbial chimney.
Naturally I begin to slip off the wagon . . .
It is true LowBrow to anticipate more the cigarettes of hers that I can smoke than the blow job she will soon be giving me.
However the question is, which is more LowBrow: My being a Nicotine whore or her hopeless, husband-hunting sexual pandering.
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