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Old 08-24-2006, 04:06 PM   #4801 (permalink)
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Traitors???? In our midst!???? That's disgraceful!

You won't find me even reading the thread which can't be named, let alone posting in it!
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Old 08-24-2006, 06:34 PM   #4802 (permalink)
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Pathetic, ain't it....
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Old 08-24-2006, 11:10 PM   #4803 (permalink)
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New Rule: Every time you log on to the TFP, you post in here.

Before you leave, stop in again and see if you can leave just one more message
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Old 08-25-2006, 12:00 AM   #4804 (permalink)
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened. First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector", says the Coroner. Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one: Big Seamus Quinn from Donegal, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his photo taken."
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Old 08-25-2006, 04:40 AM   #4805 (permalink)
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Sweet First Reply!!! (Give or take 4804...)
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Old 08-25-2006, 06:49 AM   #4806 (permalink)
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:43 AM   #4807 (permalink)
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::Skanks around room::
Longest thread ever.
Oi! Oi! Oi!
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 08-26-2006, 08:08 AM   #4808 (permalink)
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Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
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Old 08-26-2006, 08:08 AM   #4809 (permalink)
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God I'm tired :/ I'm never this tired after only staying up all night... Well, I guess I am now...
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Old 08-26-2006, 08:31 AM   #4810 (permalink)
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Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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Old 08-26-2006, 12:02 PM   #4811 (permalink)
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Lyrics to add some more bulshit to this crazy thread

I'm money broke and it's no joke can't cope use the rope this time
nuckel up buckel up the ride's getting rough but i will not loose my mind
i asked'em if i could come in and the first thing they said was no
if i can't come in thats mean that i can't come back that means i got nowhere to go
i'm a hyena fighting for lion share
sometimes the lions share ain't there

absent from political authority an animal i've become total disorder and confusion is the life style that i run permit me to do what i want and i will i'm a nomad to travel concrete class stone and gravel

i'm a hyena fighting for lion share
sometimes the lions share ain't there

every time i turn around it's the same sad story getting ganked i wish it could end in lifes comisary i'm a bad missionary with a wicked message i sent
who can i trust in a world of greed when i'm taught to take and not to give

who can i trust when i'm taught to take and not to give

I'm money broke and it's no joke can't core use the rope this time nuckel up buckel up the ride's getting rough but i will not loose my mind permit me to do what i want and i will i'm a nomad to travel
concrete class stone and gravel
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Old 08-26-2006, 02:07 PM   #4812 (permalink)
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Actually, some observers dispute the notion that markets behave consistently with the efficient market hypothesis, especially in its stronger forms. Some economists, mathematicians and market practitioners cannot believe that man-made markets are strong-form efficient when there are prima facie reasons for inefficiency including the slow diffusion of information, the relatively great power of some market participants (e.g. financial institutions), and the existence of apparently sophisticated professional investors. The way that markets react to news surprises is perhaps the most visible flaw in the efficient market hypothesis. For example, news events such as surprise interest rate changes from central banks are not instantaneously taken account of in stock prices, but rather cause sustained movement of prices over periods from hours to months.
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Old 08-26-2006, 04:14 PM   #4813 (permalink)
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whatever!...
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Old 08-28-2006, 06:09 AM   #4814 (permalink)
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Bump......
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Old 08-28-2006, 06:52 AM   #4815 (permalink)
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huh? what? I don't get it.
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Old 08-28-2006, 03:07 PM   #4816 (permalink)
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That OK, neither do I. But I could, if someone would only explain it to me...
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Old 08-28-2006, 05:24 PM   #4817 (permalink)
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Actually, some observers dispute the notion that markets behave consistently with the efficient market hypothesis, especially in its stronger forms. Some economists, mathematicians and market practitioners cannot believe that man-made markets are strong-form efficient when there are prima facie reasons for inefficiency including the slow diffusion of information, the relatively great power of some market participants (e.g. financial institutions), and the existence of apparently sophisticated professional investors. The way that markets react to news surprises is perhaps the most visible flaw in the efficient market hypothesis. For example, news events such as surprise interest rate changes from central banks are not instantaneously taken account of in stock prices, but rather cause sustained movement of prices over periods from hours to months.
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Old 08-28-2006, 06:40 PM   #4818 (permalink)
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Actually, some observers dispute the notion that markets behave consistently with the efficient market hypothesis, especially in its stronger forms. Some economists, mathematicians and market practitioners cannot believe that man-made markets are strong-form efficient when there are prima facie reasons for inefficiency including the slow diffusion of information, the relatively great power of some market participants (e.g. financial institutions), and the existence of apparently sophisticated professional investors. The way that markets react to news surprises is perhaps the most visible flaw in the efficient market hypothesis. For example, news events such as surprise interest rate changes from central banks are not instantaneously taken account of in stock prices, but rather cause sustained movement of prices over periods from hours to months.

Now thats an explanation.
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Old 08-29-2006, 04:49 AM   #4819 (permalink)
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Thank you!
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Old 08-29-2006, 04:59 AM   #4820 (permalink)
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Hey, no need to thank me... I never read past the first 2 lines. I got confused. gave up. But remembered the cause, so posted a reply. Any damn thing, really, just for the cause... really....
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Old 08-29-2006, 01:42 PM   #4821 (permalink)
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More song lyrics:

Casper was fucked in the ass by fifty Muslims.
He was fucked twenty-five times on top.
He was also fucked thirty-seven times bent over a wheelbarrow
And eleven more times at the bank.
He was fucked at night in the ass.
His ass was a bit ruptured.

He was born for getting ass-rammed!
Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper got fucked in the ass brutally
And the fifty Muslims' semen was pissed on his tonsils.
He was up to his eyeballs in Muslim jism.
He was so full of cum, he had to shit.
This guy really took a shit, pushed away the Muslim jism
And took his own foreskin
And started fucking himself in his ass brutally.

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper was taken to a hospital by an ambulance.
At the hospital, he told the doctor to say "asshole licker".
After the doctor said "asshole licker".
He got on top of Casper and started fucking him in his ass brutally.
So far, Casper was diagnosed with holy freakaholic
And became loose for super duper maneuvers!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper, Casper
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual!
Casper the homosexual friendly ghost!

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago!
Western Union: It's the Fastest Way To Send Money!
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Old 08-29-2006, 03:09 PM   #4822 (permalink)
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And to what beat would one sing this inspirational piece to?
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Old 08-30-2006, 09:59 PM   #4823 (permalink)
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How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick??! Tell me god dammit!
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Old 08-30-2006, 10:43 PM   #4824 (permalink)
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

A peck is 8 dry quarts.

therefore the answer is.... ONE.
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Old 08-30-2006, 11:07 PM   #4825 (permalink)
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Your right!
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Old 09-01-2006, 07:19 PM   #4826 (permalink)
 
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thanks for keeping an eye on this thread while i wasnt posting.
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Old 09-01-2006, 07:35 PM   #4827 (permalink)
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and heres a nother post
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Old 09-01-2006, 07:41 PM   #4828 (permalink)
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Tamarind (tamarindo) -
[TAM-uh-rihnd] Also known as Indian date , the tamarind is the fruit of a tall shade tree native to Asia and northern Africa and widely grown in India. In Mexico tamarind is used to flavor beverages as well as soups and stews.
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Old 09-02-2006, 12:34 PM   #4829 (permalink)
 
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where is everyone? we should get 10post minimum in here a day!

i'm aiming to get post 5000 for myself.
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Old 09-02-2006, 04:08 PM   #4830 (permalink)
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Well, I doing MY bit! but the task seems so..... well... daunting.
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Old 09-02-2006, 09:59 PM   #4831 (permalink)
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wow. i think this really is the longest post i have seen on any website. good going tilted nonsense. maybe we can keep this up. imma come back & post a few more times just to add to it.

okay, here's something i read in a "brazzo" comic strip . . . karl rove says to plato: but surely you agree that truth can be created by the repetition of a lie.
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Old 09-02-2006, 10:13 PM   #4832 (permalink)
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And here's anuther post. Happy fathers day, dads
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Old 09-02-2006, 11:39 PM   #4833 (permalink)
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I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
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Old 09-03-2006, 03:51 PM   #4834 (permalink)
 
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randomness: heres the lottery winners for next week: 4 33 12 49 16 38
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Old 09-03-2006, 04:06 PM   #4835 (permalink)
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Those are my numbers! where'd you find them!
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Old 09-03-2006, 07:52 PM   #4836 (permalink)
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That's one messed up baby Zooksport2...
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Old 09-03-2006, 08:24 PM   #4837 (permalink)
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Nah, He's not messed up.... Just mischievous...
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Old 09-03-2006, 08:33 PM   #4838 (permalink)
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do I have to split the jackpot?
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Old 09-03-2006, 08:44 PM   #4839 (permalink)
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You better!
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Old 09-04-2006, 04:47 PM   #4840 (permalink)
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