I was killed.... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

ShaniFaye · 01-10-2006, 02:46 PM

wow there is actually a game going around on myspace I've never seen

Okay, so here's the deal, find out how you end your life, the google way. Go to google, type "(your name) was killed by" and see what the end of life holds in store for you. Remember to use the quotations marks, else it wont work. (this was the original post....I've found it DOES work without the quotes, so if it doesnt bring up anything with the quotes, try without it)

Shannon was tragically killed in while camping near Gardiner, MT. She was shot by a hunter who mistook her tent for a bear

uncle phil · 01-10-2006, 02:50 PM

didn't work for me...but that's ok, 'cause i'm a lumberjack, etc., etc., etc...

ShaniFaye · 01-10-2006, 02:53 PM

I got lots of things for you if you use "phil" only one if you use "uncle phil" did you use a different name (I dont know if phil is your real name or not lol)

maleficent · 01-10-2006, 03:10 PM

my first name is too unique- i wasn't killed by anyone-- always knew i was too mean to die

ShaniFaye · 01-10-2006, 03:16 PM

not true...I can find where you were killed by setting fire to yourself or and thrown from a van and killed in a raid in ireland

Atropos4 · 01-10-2006, 03:29 PM

I was killed in an accident with a semi-truck in 1994 .....That must be why I have a phobia of semis....I've been dead all these years and didn't even know it. Do you all feel haunted?

Zeraph · 01-10-2006, 03:31 PM

Shit, first couple entries have me killed by bombs, those are hard to look out for.

cj2112 · 01-10-2006, 03:46 PM

I was killed last friday in Iraq

Eweser · 01-10-2006, 03:47 PM

"...was killed by an alligator that came up from the bayou that ran through the back of the property."

That's scary. I used to always have nightmares, and still have unwarranted fears, that an alligator was living in the lake here near my house...

Tachion · 01-10-2006, 03:53 PM

I was killed by:

Italian riot police,
a claymore mine,
RogueIce
someone close to me,
by a blast,
drunk driver 5 years prior,
his secret lover.

I think I have pieced my death together:

I am going to meet a secret lover who is very close to me, in Italy (RogueIce is her Internet name) who will find out about my wife and we will get into a major fight. The riot police are called and as they are dragging me out a drunk driver ( he had a conviction 5 years prior) of a miltary vehicle hits the police car and it accidentally detonates a claymore mine in the vehicle. The blast kills me.

Guess I'll have to find a secret lover in another country.

Grasshopper Green · 01-10-2006, 04:30 PM

I was killed by a psychopath and dumped in a lake and now my spirit is back haunting people....OoOoOoOoOoOo

fresnelly · 01-10-2006, 04:35 PM

Oh man. I've been killed in so many ways. Being crucified upside down was definately the worst.

leftyderek · 01-10-2006, 04:39 PM

I can't even find anything really interesting on google. Here's the first result I got:

"Derek was killed by the dragonarmies, leaving Gunthar able to claim the title of Grand Master"

Dragon armies...
I do live in my own world sometimes but there are no dragon armies in it!

Or this:
"...17-year-old son Derek was killed by an illegal .25 caliber handgun stated "Ballistic fingerprinting will be a witness to crime who will not be afraid to testify." "
Nothing interesting.

Or:
"...whose husband Derek was killed by a motorist who was using his phone..."
Can it get more boring?

Sigh.

ShaniFaye · 01-10-2006, 04:43 PM

hows this one for you?

Derek was killed Sunday morning pushing a woman away from gunfire

noodle · 01-10-2006, 04:59 PM

I was killed by a 16 year old drunk driver on August 4, 1989.

Which is creepy since this was 21 days prior to my 13th birthday. Apparently I had a twin brother and an older sister, too. My name only came up on a "safe teen driver" website.

Charlatan · 01-10-2006, 05:33 PM

"...was killed by a car as he attempted to cross the street."
"...was killed by by a bomb."
"...was killed three blocks from home by a drunken driver."
"...was killed by a crocodile when he jumped in some water which was deeper than he thought and the croc got him."
"...was killed by Christie after he raped her."
"...was killed by a shell."
"...was killed by a bolt of lightning on his boat."
"...was killed by a negligent cab driver."
"...was killed by a hippie murder cult."
"...was killed by the eeeevil rat men."
"...was killed by his brother."
"...was killed by a paramilitary death squad that abducted him and then put five bullets in him."
"...was killed by his subordinates by three gunshots to the head."

Wow... my name is common and the manner of death was multiple.

Grasshopper Green · 01-10-2006, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

"...was killed by a shell."

A shell????

My name is obviously NOT common, because other than the psycopath (which, btw, was from some soap opera webpage) was by a drunk driver. Kinda sad how many people are being killed off by drunk drivers.

leftyderek · 01-10-2006, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShaniFaye

hows this one for you?

Derek was killed Sunday morning pushing a woman away from gunfire

Wow. Who was that woman though?

ShaniFaye · 01-10-2006, 06:14 PM

didnt give her name, He "was moving his DJ equipment to his car at about 1 a.m. A group of men denied entry became angry and at least one opened fire spraying the building, Dayton Police Sgt. Gary White said," the Daily News reported.

"Mr. Ali pushed the woman out of the way and was shot in the chest, dying at the scene, White said."

Destrox · 01-10-2006, 06:26 PM

Steve was killed by a bomb in a wedding cake, and after saving her from joining
a convent, Max and Gabrielle married.

Damn , at least I went out with a bang. hehehe

Fremen · 01-10-2006, 06:37 PM

The first result was about a kid, so I skipped that one and went with this:

Quote:

Henry Harman, Sr., makes a statement in his deposition, "that one of his sons, Daniel, was killed by the Indians." In the same lawsuit Christopher Marrs, says: "Henry Harman, Sr., had one of his sons killed, scalped and massacreed by the Indians in the attempt of settling the land now in dispute, who left a wife and 4 young children."

shesus · 01-10-2006, 06:53 PM

I was killed a few times....

Stephanie was killed by her brother and two of his teenage friends (thank god I don't have a brother)

Did some research and this killing was involved in a Dungeons and Dragon scenario...much cooler I suppose.

Stephanie was killed by a drunk driver in January 6, 1994.

Stephanie was killed by a convicted sex offender.

Stephanie was killed by her father (March 31, 1990).

Stephanie was killed by Black Mask during a gang war

STEPHANIE was killed by YUENGLING in A 1 MINUTE fight. (God, I must be a weakling)

Very colorful, family members, sex offenders, gangs, drunk drivers, and a 1 minute fight...I'm going to have to pick a better way to die.

FngKestrel · 01-10-2006, 07:05 PM

"...was killed by 'sharp force injuries'"

aka stab wounds.

ngdawg · 01-10-2006, 07:20 PM

I, apparently, have escaped death thus far.....

spectre · 01-10-2006, 07:22 PM

"was killed by a horse."

I don't even want to know.

noodle · 01-10-2006, 07:25 PM

My SO was killed in numerous car accidents, a farm accident, the Second World War, a Thames River lifeboat "incident", "by people he thought were his friends", in Kuwait, hit by a car in a crosswalk, run over outside the Hounds and Hares Pub. I'm thinking he needs to avoid cars, lifeboats and wars. And friends. Maybe even beer and pubs.... Nah.

But I found my winner... taDAH... I was killed not only by ninjas (

) but also by a falling cushion in my own home.

snowy · 01-10-2006, 07:40 PM

I was killed by the Irish National Liberation Army in 1981.

I was also killed by the Hirogen.

Evidently a mysterious creature once killed me as well...a crewmate was fortunately saved by a well-timed counterprobe.

I was also murdered by a criminal I had arrested for cruelty to animals.

My saddest death? I was t-boned by a heroin addict while driving home from a church service on September 11th, 2001. My parents still aren't over my death, and in fact now make money off of it by hawking books about ministering to the depressed and grieving.

Fly · 01-10-2006, 07:49 PM

awww fuckin' hell Shani........what the hell am i doin' wrong?

post mine for me would ya'.

sillygirl · 01-10-2006, 08:18 PM

drunk driver. There's even a book! http://www.gospellight.com/Merchant2...de=08307.33353

shesus · 01-10-2006, 08:27 PM

There are an awful lot of people killed by drunk drivers.
Oh, adn Fredweena, I'm soooo jealous of your deaths.

onodrim · 01-10-2006, 09:09 PM

Using my full name I was killed by a stray bullet. Guess I'll be more careful where I walk in the city now.

Using just Jennifer, I "was killed by someone I knew."

I'm gonna be keeping a close eye on all of you now.

Sweetpea · 01-10-2006, 09:26 PM

I.... "was killed by a. speeding drunk driver at Long Lake and Crooks roads. "

that's kinda sad.

sweetpea

skier · 01-10-2006, 09:36 PM

was killed by his own side, for refusing, as a medical doctor, to supervise the execution of dissidents.
was killed by a sniper's bullet as his tank unit moved towards Baghdad.
was killed by a falling tree.
was killed By lightning in the 1930's near where Jesse FOSTERS live.
was killed by Alan Singletary, a man suffering from paranoid schizophrenia, during a landlord-tenant dispute that evolved into a 13-hour standoff
was killed by Ronald Pituch, a man with untreated schizophrenia who had also killed his own mother earlier that same day
WAS KILLED BY A BULL
was killed by the Drej. (titanAE)

I never knew. Hmmm

ShaniFaye · 01-11-2006, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

awww fuckin' hell Shani........what the hell am i doin' wrong?

post mine for me would ya'.

...was killed in a car accident at the Fontana Speedway in Southern California.
...was killed by an Israeli bulldozer
...was killed for refusing a trial, being the only person to be pressed to death, with the last words “More weight.”

Fly · 01-11-2006, 05:23 AM

ahahahhahaha

thanks Shani........"more weight"

Lucifer · 01-11-2006, 05:32 AM

"So, I am here to announce that this last Tuesday early morning (02/26/01), Lucifer
was killed by one of Samael's warriors Archangels (Arariel). "
"Peter was killed by one of Catherine's lovers. "This, despite all those nights
of leading his toy soldiers to victory." The passionate Catherine II died at ..."

Bill O'Rights · 01-11-2006, 07:14 AM

"Bill" was killed by a driver who fell asleep and swerved into the path he and three young ladies were standing in. "Bill" jumped into the path and pushed the girls to safety. He was killed instantly.

Well, damn. I'd always hoped that it would be by a 25 year old jealous husband...after I'm 80. Oh well.

Bill O'Rights · 01-11-2006, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredweena

I was killed by a 16 year old drunk driver on August 4, 1989.

Awww...that was on my 27th birthday.

vermin · 01-11-2006, 10:51 AM

...enemy fire in Iraq on...his 38th birthday. (I turned 38 in '05)
...drug-dealers because his brother had failed to pay a debt. (deadbeat)
...the Chicago police (oops!)
...an alien that got loose in the facility. (that'll happen)
...by a 29 year-old African-American who screamed racial epithets and slit his throat with a butcher knife... (yikes!)
...by a drunk driver! (who hasn't?)
...by Bruce (bastard)
...gun fire (difficult to be killed by a gun that doesn't fire)

with 8 more Google pages to go.

Mr Scorcex · 01-11-2006, 05:04 PM

... I was killed by repeated dives on air over 100 meters, apparently. Also killed by a toad, and by Morrocan Communist rebels because I wore my hat sideways. And like everyone else, I was killed by 3 or 4 drunk drivers and several other car crashes not involving alcohol.

01-10-2006, 02:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I was killed.... wow there is actually a game going around on myspace I've never seen Okay, so here's the deal, find out how you end your life, the google way. Go to google, type "(your name) was killed by" and see what the end of life holds in store for you. Remember to use the quotations marks, else it wont work. (this was the original post....I've found it DOES work without the quotes, so if it doesnt bring up anything with the quotes, try without it) Shannon was tragically killed in while camping near Gardiner, MT. She was shot by a hunter who mistook her tent for a bear __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!* Last edited by ShaniFaye; 01-10-2006 at 03:17 PM..

01-10-2006, 02:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	didn't work for me...but that's ok, 'cause i'm a lumberjack, etc., etc., etc... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-10-2006, 02:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	I got lots of things for you if you use "phil" only one if you use "uncle phil" did you use a different name (I dont know if phil is your real name or not lol) __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

01-10-2006, 03:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	my first name is too unique- i wasn't killed by anyone-- always knew i was too mean to die __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

01-10-2006, 03:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	not true...I can find where you were killed by setting fire to yourself or and thrown from a van and killed in a raid in ireland __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

01-10-2006, 03:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
Atropos4 Think about it Location: North Carolina	I was killed in an accident with a semi-truck in 1994 .....That must be why I have a phobia of semis....I've been dead all these years and didn't even know it. Do you all feel haunted? __________________ Minds are like parachutes. They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg."

01-10-2006, 03:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Shit, first couple entries have me killed by bombs, those are hard to look out for.

01-10-2006, 03:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	I was killed last friday in Iraq

01-10-2006, 03:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
Eweser Psycho Location: O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A	"...was killed by an alligator that came up from the bayou that ran through the back of the property." That's scary. I used to always have nightmares, and still have unwarranted fears, that an alligator was living in the lake here near my house... __________________ "Whoever wrote this episode should die!" Last edited by Eweser; 01-10-2006 at 03:51 PM..

01-10-2006, 03:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
Tachion Crazy	I was killed by: Italian riot police, a claymore mine, RogueIce someone close to me, by a blast, drunk driver 5 years prior, his secret lover. I think I have pieced my death together: I am going to meet a secret lover who is very close to me, in Italy (RogueIce is her Internet name) who will find out about my wife and we will get into a major fight. The riot police are called and as they are dragging me out a drunk driver ( he had a conviction 5 years prior) of a miltary vehicle hits the police car and it accidentally detonates a claymore mine in the vehicle. The blast kills me. Guess I'll have to find a secret lover in another country. Last edited by Tachion; 01-10-2006 at 03:54 PM.. Reason: can't spell

01-10-2006, 04:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	I was killed by a psychopath and dumped in a lake and now my spirit is back haunting people....OoOoOoOoOoOo __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

01-10-2006, 04:35 PM	#12 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Oh man. I've been killed in so many ways. Being crucified upside down was definately the worst. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

01-10-2006, 04:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
leftyderek Crazy Location: Currently Canada. I have been in Norway in the last two years, and in Hong Kong before Norway.	I can't even find anything really interesting on google. Here's the first result I got: "Derek was killed by the dragonarmies, leaving Gunthar able to claim the title of Grand Master" Dragon armies... I do live in my own world sometimes but there are no dragon armies in it! Or this: "...17-year-old son Derek was killed by an illegal .25 caliber handgun stated "Ballistic fingerprinting will be a witness to crime who will not be afraid to testify." " Nothing interesting. Or: "...whose husband Derek was killed by a motorist who was using his phone..." Can it get more boring? Sigh. __________________ -Imagine how beautiful the world would be if we could only do things for the first-and-last time. Imagine this is the last time you would ever be able to imagine. Imagine that. -Die Lust der Zerstörung ist gleichzeitig eine schaffende Lust. -...and god said Lx1,go! and there was light...

01-10-2006, 04:43 PM	#14 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	hows this one for you? Derek was killed Sunday morning pushing a woman away from gunfire __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

01-10-2006, 05:33 PM	#16 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	"...was killed by a car as he attempted to cross the street." "...was killed by by a bomb." "...was killed three blocks from home by a drunken driver." "...was killed by a crocodile when he jumped in some water which was deeper than he thought and the croc got him." "...was killed by Christie after he raped her." "...was killed by a shell." "...was killed by a bolt of lightning on his boat." "...was killed by a negligent cab driver." "...was killed by a hippie murder cult." "...was killed by the eeeevil rat men." "...was killed by his brother." "...was killed by a paramilitary death squad that abducted him and then put five bullets in him." "...was killed by his subordinates by three gunshots to the head." Wow... my name is common and the manner of death was multiple. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-10-2006, 06:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	didnt give her name, He "was moving his DJ equipment to his car at about 1 a.m. A group of men denied entry became angry and at least one opened fire spraying the building, Dayton Police Sgt. Gary White said," the Daily News reported. "Mr. Ali pushed the woman out of the way and was shot in the chest, dying at the scene, White said." __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

01-10-2006, 06:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	Steve was killed by a bomb in a wedding cake, and after saving her from joining a convent, Max and Gabrielle married. Damn , at least I went out with a bang. hehehe __________________ You bore me.... next.

01-10-2006, 06:53 PM	#22 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	I was killed a few times.... Stephanie was killed by her brother and two of his teenage friends (thank god I don't have a brother) Did some research and this killing was involved in a Dungeons and Dragon scenario...much cooler I suppose. Stephanie was killed by a drunk driver in January 6, 1994. Stephanie was killed by a convicted sex offender. Stephanie was killed by her father (March 31, 1990). Stephanie was killed by Black Mask during a gang war STEPHANIE was killed by YUENGLING in A 1 MINUTE fight. (God, I must be a weakling) Very colorful, family members, sex offenders, gangs, drunk drivers, and a 1 minute fight...I'm going to have to pick a better way to die. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company Last edited by shesus; 01-10-2006 at 07:22 PM.. Reason: more info

01-10-2006, 07:05 PM	#23 (permalink)
FngKestrel Junkie	"...was killed by 'sharp force injuries'" aka stab wounds.

01-10-2006, 07:20 PM	#24 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	I, apparently, have escaped death thus far..... __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

01-10-2006, 07:22 PM	#25 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	"was killed by a horse." I don't even want to know. __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

01-10-2006, 07:40 PM	#27 (permalink)
snowy Kick Ass Kunoichi Location: Oregon	I was killed by the Irish National Liberation Army in 1981. I was also killed by the Hirogen. Evidently a mysterious creature once killed me as well...a crewmate was fortunately saved by a well-timed counterprobe. I was also murdered by a criminal I had arrested for cruelty to animals. My saddest death? I was t-boned by a heroin addict while driving home from a church service on September 11th, 2001. My parents still aren't over my death, and in fact now make money off of it by hawking books about ministering to the depressed and grieving. __________________ If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau

01-10-2006, 07:49 PM	#28 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	awww fuckin' hell Shani........what the hell am i doin' wrong? post mine for me would ya'. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-10-2006, 08:18 PM	#29 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	drunk driver. There's even a book! http://www.gospellight.com/Merchant2...de=08307.33353 __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

01-10-2006, 08:27 PM	#30 (permalink)
shesus Fancy Location: Chicago	There are an awful lot of people killed by drunk drivers. Oh, adn Fredweena, I'm soooo jealous of your deaths. __________________ Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company

01-10-2006, 09:09 PM	#31 (permalink)
onodrim Cosmically Curious Location: Chicago, IL	Using my full name I was killed by a stray bullet. Guess I'll be more careful where I walk in the city now. Using just Jennifer, I "was killed by someone I knew." I'm gonna be keeping a close eye on all of you now. __________________ "The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan

01-10-2006, 09:26 PM	#32 (permalink)
Sweetpea Fade out Location: in love	I.... "was killed by a. speeding drunk driver at Long Lake and Crooks roads. " that's kinda sad. sweetpea __________________ Having a Pet Will Change Your Life! Looking for a great pet?! Click Here! "I am the Type of Person Who Can Get Away With A lot, Simply Because I Don't Ask Permission for the Privilege of Being Myself"

01-10-2006, 09:36 PM	#33 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	was killed by his own side, for refusing, as a medical doctor, to supervise the execution of dissidents. was killed by a sniper's bullet as his tank unit moved towards Baghdad. was killed by a falling tree. was killed By lightning in the 1930's near where Jesse FOSTERS live. was killed by Alan Singletary, a man suffering from paranoid schizophrenia, during a landlord-tenant dispute that evolved into a 13-hour standoff was killed by Ronald Pituch, a man with untreated schizophrenia who had also killed his own mother earlier that same day WAS KILLED BY A BULL was killed by the Drej. (titanAE) I never knew. Hmmm __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

01-11-2006, 05:23 AM	#35 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ahahahhahaha thanks Shani........"more weight" __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-11-2006, 05:32 AM	#36 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	"So, I am here to announce that this last Tuesday early morning (02/26/01), Lucifer was killed by one of Samael's warriors Archangels (Arariel). " "Peter was killed by one of Catherine's lovers. "This, despite all those nights of leading his toy soldiers to victory." The passionate Catherine II died at ..." __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

01-11-2006, 07:14 AM	#37 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	"Bill" was killed by a driver who fell asleep and swerved into the path he and three young ladies were standing in. "Bill" jumped into the path and pushed the girls to safety. He was killed instantly. Well, damn. I'd always hoped that it would be by a 25 year old jealous husband...after I'm 80. Oh well. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt. Last edited by Bill O'Rights; 01-11-2006 at 07:22 AM..

01-11-2006, 10:51 AM	#39 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	...enemy fire in Iraq on...his 38th birthday. (I turned 38 in '05) ...drug-dealers because his brother had failed to pay a debt. (deadbeat) ...the Chicago police (oops!) ...an alien that got loose in the facility. (that'll happen) ...by a 29 year-old African-American who screamed racial epithets and slit his throat with a butcher knife... (yikes!) ...by a drunk driver! (who hasn't?) ...by Bruce (bastard) ...gun fire (difficult to be killed by a gun that doesn't fire) with 8 more Google pages to go. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

01-11-2006, 05:04 PM	#40 (permalink)
Mr Scorcex Insane Location: Colorado	... I was killed by repeated dives on air over 100 meters, apparently. Also killed by a toad, and by Morrocan Communist rebels because I wore my hat sideways. And like everyone else, I was killed by 3 or 4 drunk drivers and several other car crashes not involving alcohol.