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"...was killed by a car as he attempted to cross the street."
"...was killed by by a bomb."
"...was killed three blocks from home by a drunken driver."
"...was killed by a crocodile when he jumped in some water which was deeper than he thought and the croc got him."
"...was killed by Christie after he raped her."
"...was killed by a shell."
"...was killed by a bolt of lightning on his boat."
"...was killed by a negligent cab driver."
"...was killed by a hippie murder cult."
"...was killed by the eeeevil rat men."
"...was killed by his brother."
"...was killed by a paramilitary death squad that abducted him and then put five bullets in him."
"...was killed by his subordinates by three gunshots to the head."
Wow... my name is common and the manner of death was multiple.
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
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