"Bill" was killed by a driver who fell asleep and swerved into the path he and three young ladies were standing in. "Bill" jumped into the path and pushed the girls to safety. He was killed instantly.
Well, damn. I'd always hoped that it would be by a 25 year old jealous husband...after I'm 80. Oh well.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
Last edited by Bill O'Rights; 01-11-2006 at 07:22 AM..
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