My SO was killed in numerous car accidents, a farm accident, the Second World War, a Thames River lifeboat "incident", "by people he thought were his friends", in Kuwait, hit by a car in a crosswalk, run over outside the Hounds and Hares Pub. I'm thinking he needs to avoid cars, lifeboats and wars. And friends. Maybe even beer and pubs.... Nah.
But I found my winner... taDAH... I was killed not only by ninjas (
) but also by
a falling cushion in my own home. 
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand