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...enemy fire in Iraq on...his 38th birthday. (I turned 38 in '05)
...drug-dealers because his brother had failed to pay a debt. (deadbeat)
...the Chicago police (oops!)
...an alien that got loose in the facility. (that'll happen)
...by a 29 year-old African-American who screamed racial epithets and slit his throat with a butcher knife... (yikes!)
...by a drunk driver! (who hasn't?)
...by Bruce (bastard)
...gun fire (difficult to be killed by a gun that doesn't fire)
with 8 more Google pages to go.
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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.
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