I was killed....
 

wow there is actually a game going around on myspace I've never seen

Okay, so here's the deal, find out how you end your life, the google way. Go to google, type "(your name) was killed by" and see what the end of life holds in store for you. Remember to use the quotations marks, else it wont work. (this was the original post....I've found it DOES work without the quotes, so if it doesnt bring up anything with the quotes, try without it)


Shannon was tragically killed in while camping near Gardiner, MT. She was shot by a hunter who mistook her tent for a bear

didn't work for me...but that's ok, 'cause i'm a lumberjack, etc., etc., etc...

I got lots of things for you if you use "phil" only one if you use "uncle phil" did you use a different name (I dont know if phil is your real name or not lol)

my first name is too unique- i wasn't killed by anyone-- always knew i was too mean to die :)

not true...I can find where you were killed by setting fire to yourself or and thrown from a van and killed in a raid in ireland :)

I was killed in an accident with a semi-truck in 1994 .....That must be why I have a phobia of semis....I've been dead all these years and didn't even know it. Do you all feel haunted?

Shit, first couple entries have me killed by bombs, those are hard to look out for.

I was killed last friday in Iraq :(

"...was killed by an alligator that came up from the bayou that ran through the back of the property."

That's scary. I used to always have nightmares, and still have unwarranted fears, that an alligator was living in the lake here near my house...

I was killed by:

Italian riot police,
a claymore mine,
RogueIce
someone close to me,
by a blast,
drunk driver 5 years prior,
his secret lover.

I think I have pieced my death together:

I am going to meet a secret lover who is very close to me, in Italy (RogueIce is her Internet name) who will find out about my wife and we will get into a major fight. The riot police are called and as they are dragging me out a drunk driver ( he had a conviction 5 years prior) of a miltary vehicle hits the police car and it accidentally detonates a claymore mine in the vehicle. The blast kills me.

Guess I'll have to find a secret lover in another country.

I was killed by a psychopath and dumped in a lake and now my spirit is back haunting people....OoOoOoOoOoOo

Oh man. I've been killed in so many ways. Being crucified upside down was definately the worst.

I can't even find anything really interesting on google. Here's the first result I got:

"Derek was killed by the dragonarmies, leaving Gunthar able to claim the title of Grand Master"

Dragon armies...
I do live in my own world sometimes but there are no dragon armies in it!

Or this:
"...17-year-old son Derek was killed by an illegal .25 caliber handgun stated "Ballistic fingerprinting will be a witness to crime who will not be afraid to testify." "
Nothing interesting.

Or:
"...whose husband Derek was killed by a motorist who was using his phone..."
Can it get more boring?

Sigh.

hows this one for you?

Derek was killed Sunday morning pushing a woman away from gunfire

I was killed by a 16 year old drunk driver on August 4, 1989.

Which is creepy since this was 21 days prior to my 13th birthday. Apparently I had a twin brother and an older sister, too. My name only came up on a "safe teen driver" website. :lol:

"...was killed by a car as he attempted to cross the street."
"...was killed by by a bomb."
"...was killed three blocks from home by a drunken driver."
"...was killed by a crocodile when he jumped in some water which was deeper than he thought and the croc got him."
"...was killed by Christie after he raped her."
"...was killed by a shell."
"...was killed by a bolt of lightning on his boat."
"...was killed by a negligent cab driver."
"...was killed by a hippie murder cult."
"...was killed by the eeeevil rat men."
"...was killed by his brother."
"...was killed by a paramilitary death squad that abducted him and then put five bullets in him."
"...was killed by his subordinates by three gunshots to the head."


Wow... my name is common and the manner of death was multiple.

A shell????

My name is obviously NOT common, because other than the psycopath (which, btw, was from some soap opera webpage) was by a drunk driver. Kinda sad how many people are being killed off by drunk drivers.

Wow. Who was that woman though?

didnt give her name, He "was moving his DJ equipment to his car at about 1 a.m. A group of men denied entry became angry and at least one opened fire spraying the building, Dayton Police Sgt. Gary White said," the Daily News reported.

"Mr. Ali pushed the woman out of the way and was shot in the chest, dying at the scene, White said."

Steve was killed by a bomb in a wedding cake, and after saving her from joining
a convent, Max and Gabrielle married.


Damn , at least I went out with a bang. hehehe

The first result was about a kid, so I skipped that one and went with this:

I was killed a few times....

Stephanie was killed by her brother and two of his teenage friends (thank god I don't have a brother) :lol:
Did some research and this killing was involved in a Dungeons and Dragon scenario...much cooler I suppose.

Stephanie was killed by a drunk driver in January 6, 1994.

Stephanie was killed by a convicted sex offender.

Stephanie was killed by her father (March 31, 1990).

Stephanie was killed by Black Mask during a gang war

STEPHANIE was killed by YUENGLING in A 1 MINUTE fight. (God, I must be a weakling) :(

Very colorful, family members, sex offenders, gangs, drunk drivers, and a 1 minute fight...I'm going to have to pick a better way to die.

"...was killed by 'sharp force injuries'"

aka stab wounds.

I, apparently, have escaped death thus far.....

"was killed by a horse."

I don't even want to know.

My SO was killed in numerous car accidents, a farm accident, the Second World War, a Thames River lifeboat "incident", "by people he thought were his friends", in Kuwait, hit by a car in a crosswalk, run over outside the Hounds and Hares Pub. I'm thinking he needs to avoid cars, lifeboats and wars. And friends. Maybe even beer and pubs.... Nah.

But I found my winner... taDAH... I was killed not only by ninjas ( :D ) but also by a falling cushion in my own home. :lol:

I was killed by the Irish National Liberation Army in 1981.

I was also killed by the Hirogen.

Evidently a mysterious creature once killed me as well...a crewmate was fortunately saved by a well-timed counterprobe.

I was also murdered by a criminal I had arrested for cruelty to animals.

My saddest death? I was t-boned by a heroin addict while driving home from a church service on September 11th, 2001. My parents still aren't over my death, and in fact now make money off of it by hawking books about ministering to the depressed and grieving.

awww fuckin' hell Shani........what the hell am i doin' wrong?


post mine for me would ya'.

drunk driver. There's even a book! http://www.gospellight.com/Merchant2...de=08307.33353

There are an awful lot of people killed by drunk drivers.
Oh, adn Fredweena, I'm soooo jealous of your deaths. :)

Using my full name I was killed by a stray bullet. Guess I'll be more careful where I walk in the city now. :p

Using just Jennifer, I "was killed by someone I knew." :o I'm gonna be keeping a close eye on all of you now.

I.... "was killed by a. speeding drunk driver at Long Lake and Crooks roads. "

that's kinda sad.

sweetpea

was killed by his own side, for refusing, as a medical doctor, to supervise the execution of dissidents.
was killed by a sniper's bullet as his tank unit moved towards Baghdad.
was killed by a falling tree.
was killed By lightning in the 1930's near where Jesse FOSTERS live.
was killed by Alan Singletary, a man suffering from paranoid schizophrenia, during a landlord-tenant dispute that evolved into a 13-hour standoff
was killed by Ronald Pituch, a man with untreated schizophrenia who had also killed his own mother earlier that same day
WAS KILLED BY A BULL
was killed by the Drej. (titanAE)

I never knew. Hmmm

...was killed in a car accident at the Fontana Speedway in Southern California.
...was killed by an Israeli bulldozer
...was killed for refusing a trial, being the only person to be pressed to death, with the last words “More weight.”

ahahahhahaha


thanks Shani........"more weight"

"So, I am here to announce that this last Tuesday early morning (02/26/01), Lucifer
was killed by one of Samael's warriors Archangels (Arariel). "
"Peter was killed by one of Catherine's lovers. "This, despite all those nights
of leading his toy soldiers to victory." The passionate Catherine II died at ..."

"Bill" was killed by a driver who fell asleep and swerved into the path he and three young ladies were standing in. "Bill" jumped into the path and pushed the girls to safety. He was killed instantly.

Well, damn. I'd always hoped that it would be by a 25 year old jealous husband...after I'm 80. Oh well.

Awww...that was on my 27th birthday. :(

...enemy fire in Iraq on...his 38th birthday. (I turned 38 in '05)
...drug-dealers because his brother had failed to pay a debt. (deadbeat)
...the Chicago police (oops!)
...an alien that got loose in the facility. (that'll happen)
...by a 29 year-old African-American who screamed racial epithets and slit his throat with a butcher knife... (yikes!)
...by a drunk driver! (who hasn't?)
...by Bruce (bastard)
...gun fire (difficult to be killed by a gun that doesn't fire)

with 8 more Google pages to go.

... I was killed by repeated dives on air over 100 meters, apparently. Also killed by a toad, and by Morrocan Communist rebels because I wore my hat sideways. And like everyone else, I was killed by 3 or 4 drunk drivers and several other car crashes not involving alcohol.