The Alcohol Knowledge Test - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

bernadette · 05-11-2005, 09:14 PM

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<B>Bourbon</B>
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Congratulations! You're 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (66), and liquor (78). </TD>
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<TD> Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. </TD>
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<TD valign="middle">You scored higher than <B>28%</B>
on <B>proof</B>
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<TD valign="middle">You scored higher than <B>92%</B>
on <B>beer index</B>
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<TD valign="middle">You scored higher than <B>67%</B>
on <B>wine index</B>
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<TD valign="middle">You scored higher than <B>74%</B>
on <B>liquor index</B>
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<table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176'>The Alcohol Knowledge Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14674075597740859281'>hoppersplit</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid</a></td></tr></table>

bernadette · 05-11-2005, 09:15 PM

ACK! i could never drink bourbon. *puke*

gimme beer or wine. pass that bottle of booze along to someone else. thanks.

splck · 05-11-2005, 10:40 PM

I guess i knew more than i thought i did....yay me!

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Congratulations! You're 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (83), and liquor (78).

bigwolf · 05-12-2005, 01:11 AM

Wow... did not expect to score that high...

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 125 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (100), and liquor (60).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 41% on proof

You scored higher than 89% on beer index

You scored higher than 90% on wine index

You scored higher than 76% on liquor index

Spartak · 05-12-2005, 02:16 AM

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (140) , wine (83), and liquor (78).

You scored higher than 44% on proof

You scored higher than 98% on beer index

You scored higher than 90% on wine index

You scored higher than 85% on liquor index

I rule when it comes to beer!

jwoody · 05-12-2005, 02:31 AM

2% on proof
78% on beer index
0% on wine index
87% on liquor index (luck, I picked option 4 on all the questions I couldn't answer)

I drink to get drunk.

Charlatan · 05-12-2005, 04:51 AM

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (133), and liquor (95).

You scored higher than 51% on proof

You scored higher than 79% on beer index

You scored higher than 97% on wine index

You scored higher than 85% on liquor index

liquidlight · 05-12-2005, 08:29 AM

Heh I don't know if I should be proud that I did better than I thought I would.

Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (83), and liquor (95).

You scored higher than 30% on proof

You scored higher than 78% on beer index

You scored higher than 87% on wine index

You scored higher than 90% on liquor index

mazagmot · 05-12-2005, 09:20 AM

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Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 132 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (66), and liquor (104).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

You scored higher than 59% on proof
You scored higher than 91% on beer index
You scored higher than 84% on wine index
You scored higher than 94% on liquor index

Mmmmm... sweet sweet liqour. I got my start on everclear screwdrivers, Irish carbombs, and Irish coffe, like a Real Man (tm)!

rockogre · 05-12-2005, 09:28 AM

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (100), and liquor (78).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 50% on proof

You scored higher than 78% on beer index

You scored higher than 84% on wine index

You scored higher than 59% on liquor index

See, all that Navy training pays off later in life!

maleficent · 05-12-2005, 09:38 AM

I apparently am more of a lush than I think I am...

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (83), and liquor (95).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

You scored higher than 86% on proof
You scored higher than 95% on beer index
You scored higher than 77% on wine index
You scored higher than 86% on liquor index

Sticky · 05-12-2005, 09:40 AM

Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (116), and liquor (104).

You scored higher than 65% on proof
You scored higher than 90% on beer index
You scored higher than 96% on wine index
You scored higher than 93% on liquor index

Sticky · 05-12-2005, 09:41 AM

malificent, same score but completely different results.

Biscuit Buns · 05-12-2005, 11:00 AM

<table align="center" cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td align="center"> <font size="5"><b>Bourbon</b></font><br> Congratulations! You're 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (0) , wine (150), and liquor (60). </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center"> <img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/mt_pics/146/14674075597740859281/16336235046633759176-6.jpg"> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br><br><br> <table cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td> <span id="comparisonarea">My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender</i>:<blockquote><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"><tbody><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="53"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="97"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>35%</b> on <b>proof</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="1"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="149"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>0%</b> on <b>beer index</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="149"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="1"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>99%</b> on <b>wine index</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="119"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="31"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>79%</b> on <b>liquor index</b></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></span> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176'>The Alcohol Knowledge Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14674075597740859281'>hoppersplit</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free Online Dating</a></td></tr></table>

the_marq · 05-12-2005, 11:17 AM

Here are my scores:

You scored higher than 55% on proof

You scored higher than 82% on beer index

You scored higher than 98% on wine index

You scored higher than 80% on liquor index

I like wine alot.

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (150), and liquor (78).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties

Adonis1782 · 05-12-2005, 04:56 PM

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (66), and liquor (69).

Thanks for the test. That was fun but I think I'll stay away from the cupid stuff!

KCMadcow · 05-24-2005, 10:48 PM

Crap...I beat you all...I'm apparently a raging alcoholic.

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 141 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (133), and liquor (78).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 71% on proof
You scored higher than 76% on beer index
You scored higher than 98% on wine index
You scored higher than 81% on liquor index

Will someone please come and beat me at this so I can stay stuck at step #1 of the twelve step program????

Sticky · 05-25-2005, 07:24 AM

Nice, KCMadcow

Ambient1 · 05-25-2005, 08:08 AM

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (100), and liquor (104).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 70% on proof

You scored higher than 95% on beer index

You scored higher than 91% on wine index

You scored higher than 92% on liquor index

Mmmm... Beer.

ObieX · 05-25-2005, 09:52 AM

My score isnt very acurate, cuz i guessed on quite a few of them... but there ya go:

Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (50), and liquor (86).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 37% on proof

You scored higher than 90% on beer index

You scored higher than 77% on wine index

You scored higher than 87% on liquor index

Munku · 05-25-2005, 12:19 PM

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (83), and liquor (95).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 62% on proof

You scored higher than 74% on beer index

You scored higher than 90% on wine index

You scored higher than 94% on liquor index

Ok for one, I'm not a drinker. At all ever. I dont go to clubs either. How did I score so well?

World's King · 05-30-2005, 01:48 AM

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (100), and liquor (104).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

Not that there was a question about this.

Tophat665 · 05-30-2005, 04:34 AM

<table align="center" cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td align="center"> <font size="5"><b>Bacardi 151</b></font><br> Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (83), and liquor (130). </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high
that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure,
you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to
the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is
most efficient. </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center"> <img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/mt_pics/146/14674075597740859281/16336235046633759176-7.jpg"> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br><br><br> <table cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td> <span id="comparisonarea">My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender</i>:<blockquote><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"><tbody><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="108"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="42"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>72%</b> on <b>proof</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="137"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="13"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>91%</b> on <b>beer index</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="117"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="33"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>78%</b> on <b>wine index</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="146"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="4"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>97%</b> on <b>liquor index</b></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></span> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176'>The Alcohol Knowledge Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14674075597740859281'>hoppersplit</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid</a></td></tr></table>

mazagmot · 05-31-2005, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by KCMadcow

Will someone please come and beat me at this so I can stay stuck at step #1 of the twelve step program????

Alright, madcow, I've done. With a little help from my friends, I have bettered my last score of 132 and you're score of 141 with...

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Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 146 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (133), and liquor (121).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

bundy · 05-31-2005, 08:52 PM

Bacardi! 151
Congratulations! You're 144 proof, with specific scores in beer (80), wine (100), and liquor (113).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

Locobot · 06-01-2005, 02:17 AM

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 144 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (116), and liquor (86).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 77% on proof
You scored higher than 88% on beer index
You scored higher than 95% on wine index
You scored higher than 84% on liquor index

Grasshopper Green · 06-02-2005, 05:33 PM

Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (66), and liquor (104).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 52% on proof

You scored higher than 88% on beer index

You scored higher than 79% on wine index

You scored higher than 92% on liquor index

I'll pass on the bourbon though....and take some tequila instead. mmm...tequila.

Incosian · 06-02-2005, 06:03 PM

How interesting:

You scored higher than 33% on proof

You scored higher than 77% on beer index

You scored higher than 71% on wine index

You scored higher than 90% on liquor index

I don't know my proof I guess...

Ratman · 06-03-2005, 06:58 AM

In a former life, I was a high-end restaurant manager. ;p

Jungle Juice
Congratulations! You're 162 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (100), and liquor (165).
You are a true alcohol connisseur. You not only know what drinks are best for parties or dinner or cocktail bars, you can make most of them as well. You don't mess around with the cheap stuff--only the good stuff will do.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 96% on proof

You scored higher than 83% on beer index

You scored higher than 93% on wine index

You scored higher than 99% on liquor index

ngdawg · 06-03-2005, 07:13 AM

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (100), and liquor (86).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 51% on proof

You scored higher than 60% on beer index

You scored higher than 85% on wine index

You scored higher than 60% on liquor index

05-11-2005, 09:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	The Alcohol Knowledge Test <TABLE align="center" cellpadding="20"> <TBODY><TR> <TD align="center"> <FONT size="5"> <B>Bourbon</B> </FONT> <BR /> Congratulations! You're 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (66), and liquor (78). </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD> Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. </TD> </TR> <TR><TD align="center"> <IMG src="http://is2.okcupid.com/mt_pics/146/14674075597740859281/16336235046633759176-6.jpg" /> </TD> </TR> </TBODY> </TABLE> <BR /> <BR /> <BR /> <TABLE cellpadding="20"> <TBODY><TR><TD> <SPAN id="comparisonarea">My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people <I>your age and gender</I> :<BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE cellspacing="4" cellpadding="0" border="0"><TBODY><TR> <TD valign="middle"> <TABLE cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" border="0" bgcolor="black"><TBODY><TR><TD height="20" bgcolor="#b2cfff" width="42"> <A href="http://www.okcupid.com"><IMG src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0" alt="free online dating" /> </A> </TD> <TD width="108" bgcolor="white"><A href="http://www.okcupid.com"><IMG src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0" alt="free online dating" /> </A> </TD> </TR> </TBODY> </TABLE> </TD> <TD valign="middle">You scored higher than <B>28%</B> on <B>proof</B> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD valign="middle"> <TABLE cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" border="0" bgcolor="black"><TBODY><TR><TD height="20" bgcolor="#b2cfff" width="138"> <A href="http://www.okcupid.com"><IMG src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0" alt="free online dating" /> </A> </TD> <TD width="12" bgcolor="white"><A href="http://www.okcupid.com"><IMG src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0" alt="free online dating" /> </A> </TD> </TR> </TBODY> </TABLE> </TD> <TD valign="middle">You scored higher than <B>92%</B> on <B>beer index</B> </TD> </TR> <TR> <TD valign="middle"> <TABLE cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" border="0" bgcolor="black"><TBODY><TR><TD height="20" bgcolor="#b2cfff" width="101"> <A href="http://www.okcupid.com"><IMG src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0" alt="free online dating" /> </A> </TD> <TD width="49" bgcolor="white"><A href="http://www.okcupid.com"><IMG src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0" alt="free online dating" /> </A> </TD> </TR> </TBODY> </TABLE> </TD> <TD valign="middle">You scored higher than <B>67%</B> on <B>wine index</B> </TD> </TR> <TR><TD valign="middle"> <TABLE cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" border="0" bgcolor="black"><TBODY><TR><TD height="20" bgcolor="#b2cfff" width="111"> <A href="http://www.okcupid.com"><IMG src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0" alt="free online dating" /> </A> </TD> <TD width="39" bgcolor="white"><A href="http://www.okcupid.com"><IMG src="http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border="0" alt="free online dating" /> </A> </TD> </TR> </TBODY> </TABLE> </TD> <TD valign="middle">You scored higher than <B>74%</B> on <B>liquor index</B> </TD> </TR> </TBODY> </TABLE> </BLOCKQUOTE> </SPAN> </TD> </TR> </TBODY> </TABLE> <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176'>The Alcohol Knowledge Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14674075597740859281'>hoppersplit</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid</a></td></tr></table> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

05-11-2005, 09:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	ACK! i could never drink bourbon. puke gimme beer or wine. pass that bottle of booze along to someone else. thanks. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

05-12-2005, 01:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
bigwolf Upright Location: arizona	Wow... did not expect to score that high... Bourbon Congratulations! You're 125 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (100), and liquor (60). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 41% on proof You scored higher than 89% on beer index You scored higher than 90% on wine index You scored higher than 76% on liquor index __________________ "Never take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive" --- Eldred Hubbard

05-12-2005, 02:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
Spartak Bang bang Location: New Zealand	Bourbon Congratulations! You're 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (140) , wine (83), and liquor (78). You scored higher than 44% on proof You scored higher than 98% on beer index You scored higher than 90% on wine index You scored higher than 85% on liquor index I rule when it comes to beer! __________________ I can read your mind... looking at you... I can read your mind...

05-12-2005, 04:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Bourbon Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (133), and liquor (95). You scored higher than 51% on proof You scored higher than 79% on beer index You scored higher than 97% on wine index You scored higher than 85% on liquor index __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-12-2005, 02:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	2% on proof 78% on beer index 0% on wine index 87% on liquor index (luck, I picked option 4 on all the questions I couldn't answer) I drink to get drunk.

05-12-2005, 08:29 AM	#8 (permalink)
liquidlight AHH! Custom Title!! Location: The twisted warpings of my brain.	Heh I don't know if I should be proud that I did better than I thought I would. Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (83), and liquor (95). You scored higher than 30% on proof You scored higher than 78% on beer index You scored higher than 87% on wine index You scored higher than 90% on liquor index __________________ Halfway to hell and picking up speed.

05-12-2005, 09:28 AM	#10 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Bourbon Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (100), and liquor (78). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 50% on proof You scored higher than 78% on beer index You scored higher than 84% on wine index You scored higher than 59% on liquor index See, all that Navy training pays off later in life! __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

05-12-2005, 09:38 AM	#11 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	I apparently am more of a lush than I think I am... Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (83), and liquor (95). All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient. You scored higher than 86% on proof You scored higher than 95% on beer index You scored higher than 77% on wine index You scored higher than 86% on liquor index __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

05-12-2005, 09:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
Sticky	Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (116), and liquor (104). You scored higher than 65% on proof You scored higher than 90% on beer index You scored higher than 96% on wine index You scored higher than 93% on liquor index __________________ Sticky The Stickman

05-12-2005, 09:41 AM	#13 (permalink)
Sticky	malificent, same score but completely different results. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

05-12-2005, 11:00 AM	#14 (permalink)
Biscuit Buns Four of Wands Location: Somewhere entirely too hot.	<table align="center" cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td align="center"> <font size="5"><b>Bourbon</b></font><br> Congratulations! You're 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (0) , wine (150), and liquor (60). </td> </tr> <tr> <td> Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center"> <img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/mt_pics/146/14674075597740859281/16336235046633759176-6.jpg"> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br><br><br> <table cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td> <span id="comparisonarea">My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender</i>:<blockquote><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"><tbody><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="53"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="97"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>35%</b> on <b>proof</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="1"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="149"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>0%</b> on <b>beer index</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="149"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="1"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>99%</b> on <b>wine index</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="119"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="31"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>79%</b> on <b>liquor index</b></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></span> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176'>The Alcohol Knowledge Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14674075597740859281'>hoppersplit</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free Online Dating</a></td></tr></table> __________________ A hard man is good to find. ~Mae West

05-12-2005, 11:17 AM	#15 (permalink)
the_marq All hail the Mountain King Location: Black Mesa	Here are my scores: You scored higher than 55% on proof You scored higher than 82% on beer index You scored higher than 98% on wine index You scored higher than 80% on liquor index I like wine alot. Bourbon Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (150), and liquor (78). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties __________________ The Truth: Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to. #3 in a series

05-12-2005, 04:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
Adonis1782 Upright Location: Chapel Hill, North Carolina	Bourbon Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (66), and liquor (69). Thanks for the test. That was fun but I think I'll stay away from the cupid stuff! __________________ " yer damned if you do and yer damned if you don't " -Bart Simpson

05-24-2005, 10:48 PM	#17 (permalink)
KCMadcow Upright	Crap...I beat you all...I'm apparently a raging alcoholic. Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 141 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (133), and liquor (78). All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 71% on proof You scored higher than 76% on beer index You scored higher than 98% on wine index You scored higher than 81% on liquor index Will someone please come and beat me at this so I can stay stuck at step #1 of the twelve step program???? __________________ Worrying is like a rocking chair...it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere...write that down... - Van Why am I fat? I guess I'll have another donut and think about it... - Me

05-25-2005, 07:24 AM	#18 (permalink)
Sticky	Nice, KCMadcow __________________ Sticky The Stickman

05-25-2005, 08:08 AM	#19 (permalink)
Ambient1 Tilted Location: The Hammer	Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (100), and liquor (104). All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 70% on proof You scored higher than 95% on beer index You scored higher than 91% on wine index You scored higher than 92% on liquor index Mmmm... Beer.

05-25-2005, 09:52 AM	#20 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	My score isnt very acurate, cuz i guessed on quite a few of them... but there ya go: Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (50), and liquor (86). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 37% on proof You scored higher than 90% on beer index You scored higher than 77% on wine index You scored higher than 87% on liquor index __________________ We Must Dissent.

05-25-2005, 12:19 PM	#21 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Bourbon Congratulations! You're 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (83), and liquor (95). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 62% on proof You scored higher than 74% on beer index You scored higher than 90% on wine index You scored higher than 94% on liquor index Ok for one, I'm not a drinker. At all ever. I dont go to clubs either. How did I score so well?

05-30-2005, 01:48 AM	#22 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (100), and liquor (104). All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient. Not that there was a question about this. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

05-30-2005, 04:34 AM	#23 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	<table align="center" cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td align="center"> <font size="5"><b>Bacardi 151</b></font><br> Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (83), and liquor (130). </td> </tr> <tr> <td> All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient. </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center"> <img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/mt_pics/146/14674075597740859281/16336235046633759176-7.jpg"> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br><br><br> <table cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td> <span id="comparisonarea">My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender</i>:<blockquote><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"><tbody><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="108"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="42"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>72%</b> on <b>proof</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="137"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="13"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>91%</b> on <b>beer index</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="117"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="33"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>78%</b> on <b>wine index</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="146"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="4"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>97%</b> on <b>liquor index</b></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></span> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176'>The Alcohol Knowledge Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14674075597740859281'>hoppersplit</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid</a></td></tr></table> __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

05-31-2005, 08:52 PM	#25 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Bacardi! 151 Congratulations! You're 144 proof, with specific scores in beer (80), wine (100), and liquor (113). All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient. __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-01-2005, 02:17 AM	#26 (permalink)
Locobot is awesome!	Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 144 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (116), and liquor (86). All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 77% on proof You scored higher than 88% on beer index You scored higher than 95% on wine index You scored higher than 84% on liquor index

06-02-2005, 05:33 PM	#27 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (66), and liquor (104). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 52% on proof You scored higher than 88% on beer index You scored higher than 79% on wine index You scored higher than 92% on liquor index I'll pass on the bourbon though....and take some tequila instead. mmm...tequila. __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

06-02-2005, 06:03 PM	#28 (permalink)
Incosian Upright Location: In my head.	How interesting: You scored higher than 33% on proof You scored higher than 77% on beer index You scored higher than 71% on wine index You scored higher than 90% on liquor index I don't know my proof I guess... __________________ "Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious." - Oscar Wilde

06-03-2005, 06:58 AM	#29 (permalink)
Ratman Addict Location: Somewhere... Across the sea...	In a former life, I was a high-end restaurant manager. ;p Jungle Juice Congratulations! You're 162 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (100), and liquor (165). You are a true alcohol connisseur. You not only know what drinks are best for parties or dinner or cocktail bars, you can make most of them as well. You don't mess around with the cheap stuff--only the good stuff will do. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 96% on proof You scored higher than 83% on beer index You scored higher than 93% on wine index You scored higher than 99% on liquor index __________________ The difference between theory and reality is that in theory there is no difference. "God made man, but he used the monkey to do it." DEVO

06-03-2005, 07:13 AM	#30 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Wow! I was guessing on half these Bourbon Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (100), and liquor (86). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 51% on proof You scored higher than 60% on beer index You scored higher than 85% on wine index You scored higher than 60% on liquor index __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.