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ngdawg · 06-03-2005, 07:13 AM

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (100), and liquor (86).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 51% on proof

You scored higher than 60% on beer index

You scored higher than 85% on wine index

You scored higher than 60% on liquor index

06-03-2005, 07:13 AM	#30 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Wow! I was guessing on half these Bourbon Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (100), and liquor (86). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 51% on proof You scored higher than 60% on beer index You scored higher than 85% on wine index You scored higher than 60% on liquor index __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.