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Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (100), and liquor (78).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 50% on proof
You scored higher than 78% on beer index
You scored higher than 84% on wine index
You scored higher than 59% on liquor index
See, all that Navy training pays off later in life!
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Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
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