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Old 06-02-2005, 05:33 PM   #27 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green
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Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (66), and liquor (104).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 52% on proof

You scored higher than 88% on beer index

You scored higher than 79% on wine index

You scored higher than 92% on liquor index

I'll pass on the bourbon though....and take some tequila instead. mmm...tequila.
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