The Alcohol Knowledge Test
 

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<B>Bourbon</B>
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Congratulations! You're 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (66), and liquor (78). </TD>
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<TD> Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. </TD>
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<TD valign="middle">You scored higher than <B>28%</B>
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<TD valign="middle">You scored higher than <B>92%</B>
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<TD valign="middle">You scored higher than <B>67%</B>
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<TD valign="middle">You scored higher than <B>74%</B>
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<table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176'>The Alcohol Knowledge Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14674075597740859281'>hoppersplit</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid</a></td></tr></table>

ACK! i could never drink bourbon. *puke*

gimme beer or wine. pass that bottle of booze along to someone else. thanks.

I guess i knew more than i thought i did....yay me!

Wow... did not expect to score that high...



Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 125 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (100), and liquor (60).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 41% on proof

You scored higher than 89% on beer index

You scored higher than 90% on wine index

You scored higher than 76% on liquor index

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (140) , wine (83), and liquor (78).

You scored higher than 44% on proof

You scored higher than 98% on beer index

You scored higher than 90% on wine index

You scored higher than 85% on liquor index

I rule when it comes to beer!

2% on proof
78% on beer index
0% on wine index
87% on liquor index (luck, I picked option 4 on all the questions I couldn't answer)

I drink to get drunk.

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (133), and liquor (95).

You scored higher than 51% on proof

You scored higher than 79% on beer index

You scored higher than 97% on wine index

You scored higher than 85% on liquor index

Heh I don't know if I should be proud that I did better than I thought I would.

Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (83), and liquor (95).

You scored higher than 30% on proof

You scored higher than 78% on beer index

You scored higher than 87% on wine index

You scored higher than 90% on liquor index

Mmmmm... sweet sweet liqour. I got my start on everclear screwdrivers, Irish carbombs, and Irish coffe, like a Real Man (tm)!

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (100), and liquor (78).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 50% on proof

You scored higher than 78% on beer index

You scored higher than 84% on wine index

You scored higher than 59% on liquor index

See, all that Navy training pays off later in life!

I apparently am more of a lush than I think I am...

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (83), and liquor (95).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

You scored higher than 86% on proof
You scored higher than 95% on beer index
You scored higher than 77% on wine index
You scored higher than 86% on liquor index

Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (116), and liquor (104).

You scored higher than 65% on proof
You scored higher than 90% on beer index
You scored higher than 96% on wine index
You scored higher than 93% on liquor index

malificent, same score but completely different results.

<table align="center" cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td align="center"> <font size="5"><b>Bourbon</b></font><br> Congratulations! You're 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (0) , wine (150), and liquor (60). </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center"> <img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/mt_pics/146/14674075597740859281/16336235046633759176-6.jpg"> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br><br><br> <table cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td> <span id="comparisonarea">My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender</i>:<blockquote><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"><tbody><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="53"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="97"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>35%</b> on <b>proof</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="1"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="149"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>0%</b> on <b>beer index</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="149"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="1"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>99%</b> on <b>wine index</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="119"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="31"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>79%</b> on <b>liquor index</b></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></span> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176'>The Alcohol Knowledge Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14674075597740859281'>hoppersplit</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free Online Dating</a></td></tr></table>

Here are my scores:

You scored higher than 55% on proof

You scored higher than 82% on beer index

You scored higher than 98% on wine index

You scored higher than 80% on liquor index


I like wine alot.

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (150), and liquor (78).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (66), and liquor (69).

Thanks for the test. That was fun but I think I'll stay away from the cupid stuff!

Crap...I beat you all...I'm apparently a raging alcoholic.

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 141 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (133), and liquor (78).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 71% on proof
You scored higher than 76% on beer index
You scored higher than 98% on wine index
You scored higher than 81% on liquor index

Will someone please come and beat me at this so I can stay stuck at step #1 of the twelve step program????

Nice, KCMadcow

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (100), and liquor (104).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 70% on proof

You scored higher than 95% on beer index

You scored higher than 91% on wine index

You scored higher than 92% on liquor index


Mmmm... Beer.

My score isnt very acurate, cuz i guessed on quite a few of them... but there ya go:

Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (50), and liquor (86).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 37% on proof

You scored higher than 90% on beer index

You scored higher than 77% on wine index

You scored higher than 87% on liquor index

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 123 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (83), and liquor (95).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 62% on proof

You scored higher than 74% on beer index

You scored higher than 90% on wine index

You scored higher than 94% on liquor index

Ok for one, I'm not a drinker. At all ever. I dont go to clubs either. How did I score so well?

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (100), and liquor (104).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.


Not that there was a question about this.

<table align="center" cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td align="center"> <font size="5"><b>Bacardi 151</b></font><br> Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (83), and liquor (130). </td> </tr> <tr> <td>
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high
that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure,
you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to
the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is
most efficient. </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center"> <img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/mt_pics/146/14674075597740859281/16336235046633759176-7.jpg"> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br><br><br> <table cellpadding="20"> <tbody><tr> <td> <span id="comparisonarea">My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender</i>:<blockquote><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"><tbody><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="108"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="42"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>72%</b> on <b>proof</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="137"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="13"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>91%</b> on <b>beer index</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="117"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="33"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>78%</b> on <b>wine index</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="middle"><table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="146"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td><td bgcolor="white" width="4"><a href="http://www.okcupid.com"><img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"></a></td></tr></tbody></table></td><td valign="middle">You scored higher than <b>97%</b> on <b>liquor index</b></td></tr></tbody></table></blockquote></span> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16336235046633759176'>The Alcohol Knowledge Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14674075597740859281'>hoppersplit</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid</a></td></tr></table>

Alright, madcow, I've done. With a little help from my friends, I have bettered my last score of 132 and you're score of 141 with...

Bacardi! 151
Congratulations! You're 144 proof, with specific scores in beer (80), wine (100), and liquor (113).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 144 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (116), and liquor (86).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 77% on proof
You scored higher than 88% on beer index
You scored higher than 95% on wine index
You scored higher than 84% on liquor index

Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (66), and liquor (104).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 52% on proof

You scored higher than 88% on beer index

You scored higher than 79% on wine index

You scored higher than 92% on liquor index

I'll pass on the bourbon though....and take some tequila instead. mmm...tequila.

How interesting:

You scored higher than 33% on proof

You scored higher than 77% on beer index

You scored higher than 71% on wine index

You scored higher than 90% on liquor index


I don't know my proof I guess...

In a former life, I was a high-end restaurant manager. ;p

Jungle Juice
Congratulations! You're 162 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (100), and liquor (165).
You are a true alcohol connisseur. You not only know what drinks are best for parties or dinner or cocktail bars, you can make most of them as well. You don't mess around with the cheap stuff--only the good stuff will do.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 96% on proof

You scored higher than 83% on beer index

You scored higher than 93% on wine index

You scored higher than 99% on liquor index

Wow! I was guessing on half these
 

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (100), and liquor (86).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 51% on proof

You scored higher than 60% on beer index

You scored higher than 85% on wine index

You scored higher than 60% on liquor index