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Charlatan · 01-28-2005, 12:40 PM

flyman is...

first it's his ass... then the lovebone... then comes the reach around and before you know it he's showing off his johnson...

How's a guy suppose to compete with that kind of exposure?

JumpinJesus · 01-28-2005, 05:06 PM

I say we mutiny. Flyman might have one hairy ass, but we have many. He might have the motherlovebone, but we have many, he might give a reach around, but we've got the circle jerk, he might show off his johnson, but we've got the beef jerky.

Flyman can't compete with all of us if we stand united against him.

Fly · 01-29-2005, 05:20 AM

*****Muaahhhahhaahhahhahahahhahahaaa*****

JumpinJesus · 01-29-2005, 07:26 PM

I think we've been abandoned. That Sion hasn't shown himself here in a long time.

What is he? Askeered?

Jonsgirl · 01-30-2005, 08:07 AM

He's not skeert, he just had to recouperate after his last enouter with flyman where he saw the infamous *johnson*.

Fly · 01-30-2005, 08:26 AM

it used to be all about the ass..........

now it's all about the johnson.........

......and reach arounds too...........

come on Sion......for fucks sake..........i know you wanna play with the johnson,step up and admit it allready.

Charlatan · 01-30-2005, 04:56 PM

Sion... the way fly is offering you won't even have to reach around for it... unless you want to...

Fly · 02-04-2005, 08:44 AM

where the fuck you at Sion.........

and don't listen to Charlie either eh......fuckin' guy hasn't taken his medication in weeks.

JumpinJesus · 02-04-2005, 06:40 PM

Let's nominate someone else to start doling out points. You know, to keep the spirit of the thread alive.

Jonsgirl · 02-05-2005, 01:46 AM

Where O' where has Sion gone? Where O' where could he be?

JumpinJesus · 02-05-2005, 09:04 AM

Somebody PM that foolio and tell him he's got a near mutiny on his hands. We're gonna make tacos - Soylent Green style!

Astrocloud · 02-05-2005, 09:42 AM

Charlaton you get +4 points for answering me
Jumpin Jesus you get -7 points for talking about Flymans hairy ass
Flyman you get +11 points for a reach around

Everybody else gets +77 points for reading this because I don't feel like listing any more people. (No wonder Sion abandoned his post)

paddyjoe · 02-05-2005, 05:03 PM

Do you suppose somebody can tell me how many points ruprex is gonna get for this?

Fly · 02-06-2005, 08:22 AM

ahahahahhhhahahaaahahhahaa..............damn Rup....joe got ya' there man.

i knew you liked my ass....

hey....is it just me or,....is there a resemblance there?

01-28-2005, 12:40 PM	#201 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	flyman is... first it's his ass... then the lovebone... then comes the reach around and before you know it he's showing off his johnson... How's a guy suppose to compete with that kind of exposure? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-28-2005, 05:06 PM	#202 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	I say we mutiny. Flyman might have one hairy ass, but we have many. He might have the motherlovebone, but we have many, he might give a reach around, but we've got the circle jerk, he might show off his johnson, but we've got the beef jerky. Flyman can't compete with all of us if we stand united against him. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

01-29-2005, 05:20 AM	#203 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	***Muaahhhahhaahhahhahahahhahahaaa*** __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-29-2005, 07:26 PM	#204 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	I think we've been abandoned. That Sion hasn't shown himself here in a long time. What is he? Askeered? __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

01-30-2005, 08:07 AM	#205 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	He's not skeert, he just had to recouperate after his last enouter with flyman where he saw the infamous johnson. __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

01-30-2005, 08:26 AM	#206 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	it used to be all about the ass.......... now it's all about the johnson......... ......and reach arounds too........... come on Sion......for fucks sake..........i know you wanna play with the johnson,step up and admit it allready. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-30-2005, 04:56 PM	#207 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Sion... the way fly is offering you won't even have to reach around for it... unless you want to... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-04-2005, 08:44 AM	#208 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	where the fuck you at Sion......... and don't listen to Charlie either eh......fuckin' guy hasn't taken his medication in weeks. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-04-2005, 06:40 PM	#209 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Let's nominate someone else to start doling out points. You know, to keep the spirit of the thread alive. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

02-05-2005, 01:46 AM	#210 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	Where O' where has Sion gone? Where O' where could he be? __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

02-05-2005, 09:04 AM	#211 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Somebody PM that foolio and tell him he's got a near mutiny on his hands. We're gonna make tacos - Soylent Green style! __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

02-05-2005, 09:42 AM	#212 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Charlaton you get +4 points for answering me Jumpin Jesus you get -7 points for talking about Flymans hairy ass Flyman you get +11 points for a reach around Everybody else gets +77 points for reading this because I don't feel like listing any more people. (No wonder Sion abandoned his post)

02-05-2005, 05:03 PM	#213 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Do you suppose somebody can tell me how many points ruprex is gonna get for this?

02-06-2005, 08:22 AM	#214 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ahahahahhhhahahaaahahhahaa..............damn Rup....joe got ya' there man. i knew you liked my ass.... hey....is it just me or,....is there a resemblance there? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios