Sion

you say something.

I give you points (or deduct them) as I see fit.

wanna play?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

SaltPork

Sure...

The man with the black mustache has no apples, thought you should know as it might affect the game.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

vorpal_rabbit

Neither the bee nor the flower has any idea what's really going on, but we're just as content to take the honey once they're done.

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The door flew open. A Mongol warrior surged into the hut like a savage wind. Two children ran screaming to their mother who was cowering wide eyed in the corner of the tiny room. A dog yelped.

The warrior hurled his torch on to the still glowing fire, and then threw the dog on to it. That would teach it to be a dog.

vermin

Something. (not much to this, is there?)

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Sion

wrkime: +2

vorpal_rabbit: +4

vermin: +1

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

lite campfire

Twinkle twinkle, little Dan
born in Turkamenistan
Who's your mommy, who's your dad?
One is Doris, one is .. Vlad.
Twinkle twinkle, little Dan
born in Turkamenistan

(I know it's Turkmenistan, that doesn't rhyme as well)

Latch

spoiler cause it has the c word which may offend some of you youngins

Spoiler:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!

Rdr4evr

Will you give me a lot of points please?

Sticky

mmm points! Yummy!

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Sticky The Stickman

Sion

lite campfire: +2

Latch: +1

Rdr4evr: -1 (for points whoring and being a Raiders fan)

Sticky: +1

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Sticky

I was sure that I would loos points.

Thanks <b>Sion</b>

Still hungry though.

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ruggles

imagine if you will:

Bob barker on fire running through the streets on downtown detroit smashing car windshields with his forehead.
Along side of him is a midget clown named henry. Henry repeatedly defecates in his hand and throws it an unsuspecting mothers.

Charlatan

The only points I have are the ones on my head... care to count them?

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Jonsgirl

So, I was just browsing a christian site (because, you know, the internet can save my soul- just like god fearing fanatics) and saw a section titled 'Michael Moore is a Big Fat Liar.'
Apparently, Michael Wilson "the decided it was time to donate time and energy to someone they call "the most Evil man alive, and possible anti-Christ."

Good thing those christians forgive and love thier fellow man, right?

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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

Sticky

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Sticky The Stickman

Stiltzkin

Communism.

Cats.

Halo 2.

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The most important thing in this world is love.

Latch

Chinese pancakes.

Munku

Sion sucks.

Rdr4evr

Damn, -1? that's fucked up......I hate school, it is killing all my free time.

Fly

my penis was green........and i didn't understand.


*bonus points for you Sion if you figure that one out*

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SterlingStudios

SaltPork

flyman should get negative points for producing some crazy ass riddle. I would never do something like that, Sion. I would however patronize and placate as necessary to increase my overall points total.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

Fly

dude.....it's a song...........


(how's the house deal comin' man?)

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

SaltPork

flyman, when I don't know something I turn to derisiveness and belittlement as a coping mechanism.

House deal is a deal! WOO HOO!

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

Sion

Sticky: +2 just because your happy
ruggles: +10 for the mental image
Charlatan: +5 for self-deprecation
Jonsgirl: +10 for the nice jab at the religious fanatics
Sticky: +5 for cleverness
Stiltzkin: +1 (+2-1=+1) I dont like one of the three
Latch: +2 for Chinese food
Munku: 0 = +3 for balls, -3 for content
Rdr4evr: +1 for going to school
flyman: +2 (no idea what that's about)
wrkime: -2 for sucking up
flyman: +1 for saying "dude"
wrkime: +3 for honesty

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

vorpal_rabbit

Ahh... abitrary point-giving... is there any greater feeling of power? Well, yeah, there is... but you take what you can get.

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The door flew open. A Mongol warrior surged into the hut like a savage wind. Two children ran screaming to their mother who was cowering wide eyed in the corner of the tiny room. A dog yelped.

The warrior hurled his torch on to the still glowing fire, and then threw the dog on to it. That would teach it to be a dog.

Zephyr66

umm... boobshoe... or something

Fly

well fuck me gently with a chainsaw....

i like belittlement too eh

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Fremen

I felt a great disturbance of the Force....then I went to the bathroom.

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Google

Jonsgirl

Dude, I felt that distrubance all the way over here, Fremen!! I hope it worked out for you.

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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

vermin

Barbra Bush nude.
Ashlee Simpson rocks!
The Ten Commandments should be tatooed on everyone's forehead.
Tsunamis kick ass!
Nuclear weapons are like the adopted child you haven't molested yet.

(as you can see, I'm going for negative points)

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Sion

vorpal_rabbit: +2 for perception
Zephyr66: +1 for...um...boobs
flyman: +3 for a cool expression
Fremen: +1 just because
Jonsgirl: +1 for "dude"
vermin: +5 for trying to manipulate me for negative points

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Jonsgirl

In my nightly trek through the wild and sometimes terrible jungles of the internet, I have stumbled across something that I feel I must inform you fellow adventurers of.

No, it is not lost treasures or exotic warrior princesses who are remarkably docile and disease free. Oh, but how I wish it was!!!

(please note that I have taken appropriate "steps" so as not to offened any "normal and perfectly non-freakish" readers out there in cyber-land. For those of you who do not offend please insert a suitable comment of your choice into the quotations.)

I have risked life, limb and eyesight (ok, so really only eyesight and the small part of my memory I will have to purge with a very strong tequila) to bring you this information! I have found what is quite possibly the strangest collection of "people" ever.
Not like the internet isn't full of them, but I had to search long and hard (kinda) for this "extra special" group.
Ok, so we all know about furries. Those "oh-so-cute" guys and gals that run around wanting to be something they aren't -just like the rest of the universe.
But these "fine" folk want fur also, so they get their own speical name, and in a few years, probably their own tax-deductable cult status.
Now this new group, while still a blossoming sub-culture, is "unique" enough that I decied it needed further study.
I "proudly" present to you:

BOYTAURS

boy·taur \'boi-tawr\ n 1 : a guy with four (or more) legs 2 : a guy with any of a variety of multilimb or other transformations 3 : a guy who enjoys the company of boytaurs, and is thus a boytaur in spirit

Now, most of these "sexually free" individuals choose to express thier "love for mythology" by creating fiction, art, and other "highly recommended" creative things about cetaurs. But there are some purisits out there who like nothing better than a "normal" four legged, two torsoed, six armed, heavily muscled and well oiled man.

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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

Munku

Sion! That's a bunch of crap! You can't give points for balls and then take away points for content because there'd be no such thing as points for balls! You can't get balls points unless it's bad content! This game is a sham! It's on the same level as those carnie games! Boycott Sion!

bundy

an interesting thing about SION is that he has managed to keep the same avatar the whole time he's been at the TFP (i don't remember any other av apart from the Clockwork Orange one).

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Ohayo!!!

Munku

You dont remember mine?! I've had mine forever too! Changed it twice but always came back! MEANY! Suckup! Down with Sion!

Rdr4evr

Sion plays favorites; therefore this entire thread is void.

bundy

of course i remember your different Avs munky, they were all brilliant... but your regular av has never been the same since you changed your custom title to 'bundy calls me munky'...

i heart munky...

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Ohayo!!!

Astrocloud

I dont get this game.

TexanAvenger

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.
-Blaise Pascal

Or how about, "Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!"

Fly

you ever heard the story, of mister faded glory
say he who rides the pony must someday fall
i been talkin to my alter it says life is what you make it
and if you make it death well rest your soul away, away, away

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios